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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Scrapper and Blitzwing share screen time

Scrapper and Blitzwing share screen time
69 comments
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69 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Too much chili.

Jun 25, 2022

Prime Target says:

Smoke Weed everyday

May 9, 2017

TrinityIce says:

I'm of to work. All right, see you later hun.

Dec 9, 2016

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scorponok (off screen), "You are not Head Masters and this is the improper way to respond to HEAD ON!"

Jul 11, 2016

WreckerJack says:

But I can't kiss you if you don't take off your mask...fine I'll just kiss your nose then.

May 29, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Blitzwing: Dude, we just walked out of the bar. Wanna make some magic?

May 10, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Scrapper: I'll see you tommorrow, babe. *Kisses Blitzwing* *Walks away*
Blitzwing: He kissed me... *faints*

May 10, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Scrapper: HASBRO!
Blitzwing: TAKARA!

May 2, 2016

primestudio says:

(Hail Hydra)

Mar 26, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

I may not have elbows but at least my shoulders are connected properly.

Mar 26, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"Tongue. Lots of tongue. "

Mar 2, 2016

bumblebeej8 says:

And let me guess, they are going to try to get Christian photographers for their wedding?

Apr 4, 2015

popo5 says:

Even in time of war, we still need some love and affection.

Feb 21, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Frenzy is RED!"
"No, Frenzy is BLUE, you slag-licker!"
"TAKE. THAT. BACK."

Jan 15, 2015

snavej says:

Blitzwing: How can I kiss you properly when you won't remove your faceplate?

Scrapper: Look, this is never going to work. You're a crazy warrior and I'm far too intellectual for my own good. Have you tried Grindr?

Nov 13, 2014

TF Cagle says:

Blitzwing: I want the shot

Scrapper: No, this is my scene, you'll get animated!

Blitzwing: I'll trade ya!

Nov 11, 2014

Lockdownhunter says:

My darling Blitz,can we share a kiss? *kisses Blitzy-baby*

BLEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 10, 2014

TheWeirdOne12 says:

*sniff sniff* Dude. IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME, I SWEAR!

Oct 26, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

(Autobots)PERVERT!!! Like Octane in Season 3!!!
(Doctor)More like PARADOX!!!

Feb 2, 2014

greenlanterncorpsman says:

Dude did you remember to put a towel under the door?

Oct 3, 2013

chirtman says:

Craniopagatron before the seperation.

Aug 15, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

no more taco bell ever.....

Aug 5, 2013

trailbreaker says:

Disgusting.

Jun 21, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Blitzwing and Scarapper were forced to submit to the will of the Yaoi Fangirl Society of Japan.

Jun 18, 2013

epicvoiceguy says:

This steam room is really small.

Jun 17, 2013

DJX Prime says:

Blitzwing: My first kiss went something like this: *mwha* and twist! *mwha mwha* and twist!
Scrapper: My first kiss went something like this: *mwha* and twist! *mwha mwha* and twist!

Jun 17, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

do you think anyone will notice our little intimate moments?

Jun 16, 2013

Pathopax says:

In constant sorROWS through his days..

Jun 15, 2013

Constantine says:

SCRAPPER: He who smelt it, dealt it!

BLITZWING: He who denied it, supplied it!

Jun 15, 2013

dumpsterj says:

"I would shovel you so hard."

Jun 15, 2013

iguanabytes says:

this was the day that blitz and scrapper got together to permanently deal with the decepticon seeker they called "cropduster"

Jun 15, 2013

Pathopax says:

You gotta purdy mouth! Now SQUEAL like a piggy!

Jun 15, 2013

Pathopax says:

Blitwing: Why the mouth guard? Afraid Michael Bay will give you buck teeth in the next film?

Jun 15, 2013

Pathopax says:

Scrapper: Can you read my mind?
Blitzwing: Layoff smoking the Dark Energon Crystals, will ya? You're creeping me out!

Jun 15, 2013

d_sel1 says:

Evil pervert fangirls!

Jun 14, 2013

Lucius Prime says:

"TASTES GREAT!"
"LESS FILLING!"
"TASTES GREAT!"
"LESS FILLING!"

Jun 13, 2013

SentinelA says:

Scrapper: You want a piece of me?
Blitzwing: No I want a kiss!

Jun 13, 2013

jazzt1 says:

SCRAPPER: DAMMIT BLITZWING, I CANT QUIT YOU!

Jun 13, 2013

WolfSpider1979 says:

*Song in the background* "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!"

Jun 13, 2013

kruiz220898 says:

Are they making sweet love in Colorado?

Jun 13, 2013

Rodimus_NZ says:

Shockwave resorts to desperate measures to try to create the first triple changing gestalt

Jun 12, 2013

osubreeze says:

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Jun 12, 2013

Chronchitisbot says:

Psssssst Hey Blitz I just found this new source of energy.... It's called Chronergon.

Jun 11, 2013

mecham says:

Scrap: I'm gonna take back my women's!
Blitzwing: You can never take what's mine!

Jun 11, 2013

Grimlock64 says:

"I love you, Scrapper-chan!"
"Oh, Blitzwing-sama!"
Fan reaction: RUINED FOREVER

Jun 11, 2013

Venowtron says:

Now kiss

Jun 11, 2013

mjpt74 says:

Scrap: I was gonna go build a base, but then I got high.
Blitz:I was gonna change to a tank, but then I got high.
Both: Bah-wheep-gra-ah-na... weee-eep-ninyboooonnnn

Jun 11, 2013

shockblast2 says:

Blitzwing - Oh Sh*t! Put it out! Megatron's coming! And grab the Clear Eyes! Quick!

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Blitzwing: How come, when you're Devastator, you change size so much? Sometimes you're fairly big, other times you're really enormous.

Scrapper: Drunken animators, of course!

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Scrapper: Imagine if we could combine.

Blitzwing: What would we call ourselves?

Scrapper: The military-industrial complex!

Blitzwing: Back to the drawing board, genius!

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

They met each other in the 1980s at a smoky dance hall during a slow number and ... they never looked back.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Scrapper and Blitzwing were very excited about the new contest: Starscream and the Seekers vs Ironhide and the Hiders.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Blitzwing: Have they seen what they did to you in the IDW comics? They killed you and replaced you with Prowl.

Scrapper: I'll stay here in GeeWun world, then. No danger here!

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Neither of them could figure out why they failed to get parts in the remake of 'The Colour Purple' movie. Perhaps it was because they were only partly purple.

Jun 11, 2013

iguanabytes says:

insert botback mountain joke here: "I wish my Spark could quit you!"

Jun 11, 2013

Mindmaster says:

"Now kith."

Jun 11, 2013

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Blitzwing was merely blowing dust from Scrapper's optics, but Reflector walked in on them at the wrong time...resulting in this awkward Kodak moment.

Jun 11, 2013

warmech95 says:

Blitzwing failed horribly at the constructicon auditions because he never got the hang of that whole combining thing!

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

rworked Korean animators. (Darned 255 character limit.)

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

They tried to pass each other on the sidewalk. One went one way, the other went the same way. One went the other way, the other went that way too. They repeated this until they headbutted each other. The whole thing was captured by a crack team of ove

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Blitzwing - robot, tank, jet.
Scrapper - robot, digger, erm ... big leg.

Jun 11, 2013

MagnusLabel says:

Tonight on "Cybertronian Entertainment Tonight", we have Blitzwing having affair with Scrapper.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

This superglue incident was embarrassing.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

A fine bromance indeed.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Their farting competition was intense.
They were exhausted.
They ended up leaning on each other for support.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

Scrapper: STOP BLOWING UP MY LOVELY BUILDINGS!!!

Blitzwing: I'M SORRY, THE VOICES TELL ME TO DO IT! Can't disobey the voices, dude.

Jun 11, 2013

snavej says:

[Sings] How long has this been goin' on?

Jun 11, 2013

Heckfire says:

See, when a payloader loves a tank/jet very much, they do a special type of hug...

Jun 11, 2013

welcometothedarksyde says:

Transformers has resorted to canon shipping

Jun 11, 2013

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