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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Scorponok (off screen), "You are not Head Masters and this is the improper way to respond to HEAD ON!"
WreckerJack says:
But I can't kiss you if you don't take off your mask...fine I'll just kiss your nose then.
BG the Robit says:
Blitzwing: Dude, we just walked out of the bar. Wanna make some magic?
BG the Robit says:
Scrapper: I'll see you tommorrow, babe. *Kisses Blitzwing* *Walks away*
Blitzwing: He kissed me... *faints*
Optimum Supreme says:
I may not have elbows but at least my shoulders are connected properly.
bumblebeej8 says:
And let me guess, they are going to try to get Christian photographers for their wedding?
Riptidemtmte says:
"Frenzy is RED!"
"No, Frenzy is BLUE, you slag-licker!"
"TAKE. THAT. BACK."
snavej says:
Blitzwing: How can I kiss you properly when you won't remove your faceplate?
Scrapper: Look, this is never going to work. You're a crazy warrior and I'm far too intellectual for my own good. Have you tried Grindr?
TF Cagle says:
Blitzwing: I want the shot
Scrapper: No, this is my scene, you'll get animated!
Blitzwing: I'll trade ya!
Lockdownhunter says:
My darling Blitz,can we share a kiss? *kisses Blitzy-baby*
BLEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frenchhorngirl says:
(Autobots)PERVERT!!! Like Octane in Season 3!!!
(Doctor)More like PARADOX!!!
Evil Eye says:
Blitzwing and Scarapper were forced to submit to the will of the Yaoi Fangirl Society of Japan.
DJX Prime says:
Blitzwing: My first kiss went something like this: *mwha* and twist! *mwha mwha* and twist!
Scrapper: My first kiss went something like this: *mwha* and twist! *mwha mwha* and twist!
Constantine says:
SCRAPPER: He who smelt it, dealt it!
BLITZWING: He who denied it, supplied it!
iguanabytes says:
this was the day that blitz and scrapper got together to permanently deal with the decepticon seeker they called "cropduster"
Pathopax says:
Blitwing: Why the mouth guard? Afraid Michael Bay will give you buck teeth in the next film?
Pathopax says:
Scrapper: Can you read my mind?
Blitzwing: Layoff smoking the Dark Energon Crystals, will ya? You're creeping me out!
WolfSpider1979 says:
*Song in the background* "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!"
Rodimus_NZ says:
Shockwave resorts to desperate measures to try to create the first triple changing gestalt
Chronchitisbot says:
Psssssst Hey Blitz I just found this new source of energy.... It's called Chronergon.
mecham says:
Scrap: I'm gonna take back my women's!
Blitzwing: You can never take what's mine!
Grimlock64 says:
"I love you, Scrapper-chan!"
"Oh, Blitzwing-sama!"
Fan reaction: RUINED FOREVER
mjpt74 says:
Scrap: I was gonna go build a base, but then I got high.
Blitz:I was gonna change to a tank, but then I got high.
Both: Bah-wheep-gra-ah-na... weee-eep-ninyboooonnnn
shockblast2 says:
Blitzwing - Oh Sh*t! Put it out! Megatron's coming! And grab the Clear Eyes! Quick!
snavej says:
Blitzwing: How come, when you're Devastator, you change size so much? Sometimes you're fairly big, other times you're really enormous.
Scrapper: Drunken animators, of course!
snavej says:
Scrapper: Imagine if we could combine.
Blitzwing: What would we call ourselves?
Scrapper: The military-industrial complex!
Blitzwing: Back to the drawing board, genius!
snavej says:
They met each other in the 1980s at a smoky dance hall during a slow number and ... they never looked back.
snavej says:
Scrapper and Blitzwing were very excited about the new contest: Starscream and the Seekers vs Ironhide and the Hiders.
snavej says:
Blitzwing: Have they seen what they did to you in the IDW comics? They killed you and replaced you with Prowl.
Scrapper: I'll stay here in GeeWun world, then. No danger here!
snavej says:
Neither of them could figure out why they failed to get parts in the remake of 'The Colour Purple' movie. Perhaps it was because they were only partly purple.
SKYWARPED_128 says:
Blitzwing was merely blowing dust from Scrapper's optics, but Reflector walked in on them at the wrong time...resulting in this awkward Kodak moment.
warmech95 says:
Blitzwing failed horribly at the constructicon auditions because he never got the hang of that whole combining thing!
snavej says:
They tried to pass each other on the sidewalk. One went one way, the other went the same way. One went the other way, the other went that way too. They repeated this until they headbutted each other. The whole thing was captured by a crack team of ove
MagnusLabel says:
Tonight on "Cybertronian Entertainment Tonight", we have Blitzwing having affair with Scrapper.
snavej says:
Their farting competition was intense.
They were exhausted.
They ended up leaning on each other for support.
snavej says:
Scrapper: STOP BLOWING UP MY LOVELY BUILDINGS!!!
Blitzwing: I'M SORRY, THE VOICES TELL ME TO DO IT! Can't disobey the voices, dude.
Heckfire says:
See, when a payloader loves a tank/jet very much, they do a special type of hug...