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Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz

Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz
61 comments
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61 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Wow wow wow there, whacha lookin at Sentinel? }:(

May 24, 2022

DeltaSilver88 says:

Jazz: Your chin is impressive, sir, but I believe there may be a bomb in there. You should get that checked.

Sep 4, 2019

trailbreaker says:

Jazz - "Can't a guy take a dump in peace?"

Jul 7, 2017

Bonerking says:

"NO I haven't seen 'Breaking Bad' yet, YES I know loved it!"

Mar 29, 2015

Rainmaker says:

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHIN!?

Dec 26, 2014

Skyspeed says:

I'd be angry too if my chin was as big as my face.

Nov 14, 2014

Lockdownhunter says:

SENTINEL:Y U NO LIKE ME?!Y U GOT A PROBLEM?!

Nov 9, 2014

Evil Eye says:

Jazz couldn't help but stare at the colossal pimple on Sentinel Prime's chin.

Aug 22, 2014

Caleb.tron says:

You really gotta get a new dentist man

Jul 31, 2014

Caleb.tron says:

Get my chin right or I'm gonna take your new headset right off!!!

Jul 31, 2014

spartanH85 says:

Jazz to Sentinel: Get out of my face man you need some scope dude

May 3, 2013

cusd220 says:

and not the cartoon movie.

Apr 16, 2013

cusd220 says:

i thought jazz was dead in the movie.

Apr 16, 2013

MarkNL says:

Look at my chin! LOOK at my CHIN!

Apr 4, 2013

SentinelA says:

Sentinel: I do NOT look like The Tick!

Mar 19, 2013

daveyjohns says:

WHAT was that you were just watching!?

Mar 10, 2013

rodimus27 says:

SENTINAL:WHY SO SERIOUS JAZZ sharkticon got your tongue?

Feb 28, 2013

kaseycuyler says:

Jazz: "Yes, your whitening tooth paste seems to be doing it's job."

Feb 3, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

its worse than that hes dead Jim....

Jan 6, 2013

primehunter says:

Did you just fart?

Jan 5, 2013

maroyasha says:

Jazz: Hey calm down bro. I died in the movies too.
SentineL: But Optimus and Megatron both brutally killed me!
Jazz: I was ripped in half man.
Sentinel: ....O.0

Dec 25, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

Sentinel: Man, you won't BELIEVE what that tailpipe-hole, Bluestreak did!

Jazz: Argh...Melissa, baby? Yeah, yeah, hang on...

(To Sentinel) Do. You. MIND?! I'M TRYING TO SKYPE HERE!

Dec 5, 2012

Oncoming Storm says:

Sentinel Says: "Will you all just STOP calling me 'Sentimental Prime'?!"

Nov 7, 2012

MysteriousDewd says:

Here comes the Crimson Chin!

Oct 22, 2012

malcontentman says:

-Jazz, is there a pimple on my chin?
-OMG!, do even have to ask? Please back up. It's huge.

Oct 7, 2012

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Yo, dat free travel pass is fo' da OLD Sentinel in dem movies. Now either pay up, or get yo ass offa my bus!

Sep 24, 2012

arachnyss says:

Sentinel: Hurry up Dude...I gotta go!!

Sep 23, 2012

Goodfella73 says:

Sentinel: Damn, Jazz, you could have told me doing a live film with either Optimus or Megatron is a career ender.

Sep 22, 2012

Goodfella73 says:

For your travelling pleasure, I have crankcase oil, a bottle of our finest Energon, and a showing of "Beast Wars."

Sep 22, 2012

Mangamike says:

"call me Crimson Chin one..more..time.."

Sep 21, 2012

njb902 says:

Who knew that Leno and Sentinel were related?

Sep 21, 2012

WolfSpider1979 says:

Jazz: "Wait. Is that what you said? You 'want a meat platter' to enter your chassis? I'm not going to even ask how..."

Sep 20, 2012

SKYWARPED_128 says:

My head does NOT look like a blue jelly bean with a face! Does it?

Sep 19, 2012

Sentinel Maximus says:

"Dammit Jazz! Enough already of that cyber-porn of Arcee & Moonracer!"

Sep 19, 2012

Cooter says:

SPOON!

Sep 19, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Sentinel: By Primus!

Jazz: What?

Sentinel: Snavej posts TONS of comments!

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: How many pop culture references in 'Family Guy' this week?

Jazz: 41,507 or 56,288, depending on how you define them.

Sentinel: Ooh, that really grinds my gears!

Jazz: [Whispers] Ouch!

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Jazz: Leave me alone, Sentinel. I'm trying to enjoy the 1950s American Dream! Look at my swell pad and happening record collection.

Sentinel: Fool! That lifestyle leads to mental illness and morbid obesity!

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: Have you heard? They're making us do another series! Oh hell, no!

Jazz: That's why I booked in here with 'occupational depression'.

Sentinel: I'll join you.

Jazz: Just sit down and stare vacantly.

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: I just heard you were in here. What happened to you?

Jazz: I appeared in a Bay movie. The money was great but the conditions were brutal.

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Jazz: Why am I being kept here?

Sentinel: Because you didn't kill enough trolls, you freakin' coward!

Jazz: I can fix that. Pass me my rifle.

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Jazz: Wait a minute, is this some kind of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' re-enactment?

Sentinel: Hold on, I'll check. [Turns and shouts out] Nurse Ratchet, can I ask you something?

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: I'm just going to keep saying crazy things so I don't have to fight.

Jazz: Yeah, all right. By the way, have you seen the Decepticon army standing behind you?

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: We are the Aryans, the blue-eyed boys! Let's set up a death camp!

Jazz: Nah, we're sending you to maximum security bitch-slap camp.

Sep 19, 2012

snavej says:

Jazz (thinks): Can't a bot watch hours of mindless TV without some chinny freak yelling at him to 'Get out there and stop them before they overrun the base'?!.

Sep 19, 2012

bolleiii says:

"I can't go with you hovering over me like that."

Sep 19, 2012

Gonshyk says:

Sentinel: Vividly, pulled your hand from under the table!

Sep 18, 2012

Kingp says:

SP: Jazz did that smell come from your exhaust!!?

Jazz:Say what?

Sep 18, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

"HA You drafted ALEX SMITH? You are so going down Jazz."

Sep 18, 2012

skidflap says:

JAZZ: Transformers prime season 3 is almost downloaded SP, but don't you think we should check the source first?

Sep 18, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"Jazz, did you put that Whoopee Cushion in my seat?!"

Sep 18, 2012

datguy86 says:

Jazz! I don't care how big it is, my envy demands you keep that thing covered during missions!

Sep 18, 2012

paul053 says:

Sentinel: You tell Optimus what? That oil leaking thing didn't happen on my bed.

Sep 18, 2012

snavej says:

Sentinel: Those damned humans and their opinions! Just because we have grey faces, it doesn't mean that we're zombies!

Jazz: I have plenty of camouflage paint if you need it.

Sentinel: Black, please.

Sep 18, 2012

snavej says:

You could tell that Sentinel was senile by the way he snarled at his own reflection.

Sep 18, 2012

snavej says:

After Jazz's complaint, Sentinel's Home for Old Autobots was involved in a media-fuelled scandal and soon shut down. The smell of spilt waste oil lingered for years, though.

Sep 18, 2012

Gundamu says:

Jazz: Yo, you need a mint real bad, SP.

Sep 18, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Sential:OK! Thats it Jazz. I am SICK of pushing you around in this damn chair. You can walk so get up.
Jazz: Get your stinking chin off of me.

Sep 18, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

What? I'm on break, I can look at Fembots gone wild if I want to."

Sep 18, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Sorry,but my computer works better when I don't have 10 tons of jerk breathing down my neck.

Sep 18, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Sentinel: I think you must be in the wrong series. Where's your big chin?

Sep 18, 2012

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