Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

snavej says:

All simultaneously: Effin' Covid!

Sentinel: Making us Zoom like idiots!

snavej says:

Perceptor: Chin, chin, chin, chinny, chin chin.

Sentinel: And you, Trion?

Alpha Trion: CHIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!

trailbreaker says:

“500 channels and still nothing good to watch !”

Rainmaker says:

Sentinel: Hey guys, what should we have for dinner.
Perceptor; I feel like pizza.
Alpha Trion: I'm fine with that.
Sentinel: Okay, pizza it is then. What would you like?
Perceptor: Cheeseburger
Alpha Trion: That's a burger not a pizza.
Perceptor: Wo

Bonerking says:

"Ugh, now even Alpha Trion is arguing about the War on Christmas"

Riptidemtmte says:

Sentinel: "'Kay, guys, listen to this: A scientist and a monk walk into Maccadam's. One says to the other-"
A.T.: "Hey, Sentinel, listen to this: No one cares. The end."

Rainmaker says:

I want you to explain to me why my chin is so big!

magnusalpha says:

I told you Sentinel, we're not interested in seeing your new nipple clamps.

omegasupreme69 says:

this is what we get for getting mediacom HDTV my ass

Swoopscream says:

*sigh* Prime and his Old Librarian-bot porn collection... I guess it'll have to do.

Evil Eye says:

Sentinel Prime's Yaoi collection had finally arrived.

Lucius Prime says:

Alpha Trion: "What?!"
Sentinel:"Oh, nothing... just trying to figure out why sentient ROBOTS predating the existence of humankind need GLASSES and FACIAL HAIR...."

Road Turtle says:

Alpha Trion, "No Sentinel, your invitation to the G1 party was not lost, we never sent it. To be quite frank, you're a douchebag and we find you repellent. Even Grimlock and Wreck-Gar are more tolerable than you. Now quit calling us."

Godzillabot Primal says:

Ah, my secret stash of TFA slash fiction!

Blozor says:

Effing magnets, how do they work??

Mindmaster says:

So it's agreed. We'll order a 3-topping pizza, a third of it cmposed of old anchovies, a third composed of smarties, and a third being beef jerky.

SpaceSkull says:

Sentinel Prime Sings-
"Light Bright making things with light. What a sight making things with Light Bright!"

Grimboots says:

"This internet dating website isn't exactly what I was expecting...."

MarkNL says:

xXSentinelXx chatting in-game with [TF]Perceptorz and @lfa3on.

destronger says:

lets see....who am i unfriending today!

Pyroprime says:

Sentinel:This show sucks theirs only old people on it
Aplha Trion:I heard that you young punk.
Sentinel: You see!

snavej says:

Alpha Trion: You'll have to pursue those Decepticons right across the galaxy, Sentinel.

Perceptor: Yes, to infinity and beyond, one might say.

Sentinel: Anything to add, Perceptor? Something about Emperor Zurg, perhaps?

Perceptor: What?

Senti

snavej says:

Sentinel: Yes, I know my Autobot symbol is crooked. What can I do about it? This is how it was printed in that Chinese factory!

Alpha Trion: I should talk to them. They should relate to me. I have a Chinese vibe going on here!

snavej says:

Alpha Trion: There's Klingons on the starboard bow!

Perceptor: Release the Tribbles!

Sentinel: So, this is what happens when Autobots beam Star Trek directly into their brains!

snavej says:

Sentinel: OK, you got me. I used to be one of Stan's stunt doubles in 'American Dad'.

snavej says:

Sentinel: Thanks for helping me keep my grumpiness levels up, guys. My extreme grumpiness is my greatest treasure!

Perceptor: Er, you're welcome!

Alpha Trion: Damn Decepticon punks painted my rear bumper pink.

Sentinel: Curse them! Ah, bliss!

snavej says:

Alpha Trion: Sentinel, you look like there's a big rod up your ass.

Sentinel: There IS a big rod up my ass! It stops me from falling over.

snavej says:

This wallpaper does not please me. I preferred the one which had pictures of me all over it.

Ironhide/Starscream says:

Sentinel:Damn, you guys got old.

Mofo4life says:

Sentinel: Say...How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Alpha Trion: If you ate my tootsie pops, I will drag your autonomous body thru the cybertronian land mines.
Sentinel: Well I didn't eat them...
Perceptor: Oops..Those w

Sideswipe619 says:

Perceptor: your brain's quantum pecipator is damaged buzz....... Uh I mean sentinel
Sentinel:........... Alpha tell perceptor to stop bullying me
Alpha: ZZZZZZZZZ

Mofo4life says:

Sentinel: So...Where is it?
Perceptor: Where's what?
Sentinel: You know what I'm talking about! Where is it?
Alpha Trion: Are you talking about that cream for your itch?
Sentinel: IT'S NOT AN ITCH...It's a rash...
Perceptor: No...It's an itch...I got

Maestro Meister says:

No one ever commented on or Liked Sentinel's posts on FaceplateBook.

skidflap says:

Sentinel: Alpha Trion looks really stupid doesn't it preceptor?

Alpha: WHAT! I'M STILL ON THE LINE!

tfgijoe1977 says:

well,autobots,i made it.i will be in the next michael bay transformers film and one more thing,this stupid kids shows is canceled,later losers.

Zordon says:

Spoooon!!! Wait your not Arthur

toddstarz says:

sentinel: dude, im not explaining to your dad about last night..

zodconvoy says:

THESE are who that stupid DATING SITE says I'm MOST COMPATIBLE with? Why am I spending $30 A MONTH for THIS?!?!

Kibble says:

Sentinel Prime browses the different options available for his upcoming chin reduction surgery...

kamenriderjester says:

Sentinel stares at his comrade's facebook pages, eagerly awaiting them to approve his friend request.

Gonshyk says:

Sentinel to Persepter:
Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do,
And to fill my heart with love for only you.

MasterSoundBlaster says:

What's this about a RED Spy in the base now??

BeastProwl says:

Once notorious criminal, photo here, has been caught after over 50 years! current photo here. Its hard to believe they are the same person, think of this as a before and after...
Sentinel:....Wait, I know that guy!

Ryuki says:

these 3 bots want to get role in DOTM.
Michael Bay respond: let,s give it the look of Alpha Trion, in Perceptor color, name it "Sentinel Prime" and we give it these 3's personality: scientist, wise & jerk!

rockman_fan says:

oh quit complaining. you'll be in season 4!

Gundamu says:

Sentinel: So, Alpha Trion...just how do you shave?

lonrac says:

Perceptor: the fouth of July special.....
Alpha Trion: You want the hostage special...
Sentiel: Guys all I want is a Diet Energon.

Heckfire says:

Yes, it is scientifically proven, Sentinel: you are a jackass.