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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest
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121 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Kit bashing is cool.

Jul 27, 2017

Castle74 says:

OK this product placement has gone too far. First NASCAR then the NBA and now the Autobots

Jun 6, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Will it break after 5 seconds of battle?

Apr 12, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Slingshot all blinged out to prepare for his career in rap as MC Quickslinger

Mar 17, 2016

Evil Eye says:

Y'know, maybe being replaced by this Alpha Bravo guy isn't so bad after all...

Apr 21, 2015

trailbreaker says:

"I have one large golden breast."

Jan 19, 2015

Zeedust says:

Slingshot always secretly wanted to be a Triple Changer.

Aug 18, 2012

bringo says:

Slingshot: "Just call me Pimp-imus Prime."

Aug 4, 2006

StarSaber1701 says:

I hope I get a date with this

Jun 27, 2006

seminole1 says:

I'm pimped out eh?

Apr 8, 2006

Unknown says:

After watching the hit show "Pimp My Ride" Slingshot emmidiately ran to Autozone to get the ultimate pimp accessorie, the Grill

Mar 31, 2006

master galvatron says:

we are airialbots no more now we are the pimpticons.

Feb 27, 2006

Starazor says:

Flavor Flav callled. He wants his necklace back

Jan 28, 2006

Starazor says:

Never terribly bright, Slingshot thought this was what the term "grillwork" meant.

Jan 28, 2006

bringo says:

Tell them I am now the king. Go now tell them!

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

What's so funny guys? Guys?

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

I have a feeling when I go into battle this gold plated chest peice won't help.

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

I am a car robot traped in a plane robot's body. I can't wait for the day of my surgery..

Nov 16, 2005

Castle74 says:

Slingshot: Two words guys! Bling Bling!!

Sep 14, 2005

Dr Buffalo says:

maybe with this grill on my chest, people won't pay attention to the fact that my head looks like a butt-crack.

Sep 9, 2005

Silver Wind says:

Slingshot thought that the car grill he had on his chest made him look fashionable, but what he didn't know was that he had been reading an OLD fashion magazine for cars...

Aug 31, 2005

Silver Wind says:

Poor, poor Slingshot... He couldn't tell the difference between the authentic car grill and the cheap metal version.

Aug 31, 2005

shockwave_inoz says:

Sling: "Ha! Decepticons, I challenge you!"
Megatron: "Oh, you are so dead, little robot."
Sling: "Oh, yeah? You can't touch what you can't afford! HA!!"
Megs: "Er, Soundwave - what's our insurance polic

Aug 26, 2005

kennyman says:

hehe. now I's look like armada optimus prime!

Jul 16, 2005

Draego says:

Slingshot tries out his new accessories... looking smart

Jul 15, 2005

Draego says:

'at weekends, i'm a Bent-ley'

Jul 15, 2005

Marv says:

After watching a superhero movie marathon, Slingshot decides he wants a secret identity as well. Behold: The Amazing R-man!

Jul 12, 2005

Marv says:

This is chest hair, right? Allright! I'm finally growing up!

Jul 12, 2005

prime idiot says:

No more is I Slingshot...I is now Blingshot Buyakka buyakka!

Jul 11, 2005

archangel_tears says:

hey, check it, i got bling bling. and it all from selling Primes crack stash

Jul 10, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Slingshot: Check it, Silver-chizzolt, I'm a pimp now, so be ma bitch and get with the lattes!
Silverbolt: I should've told Prime about him watching too much MTV...

Jul 10, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Police officer: Your under arrest for stealing car parts.
Slingshot: What do you mean that car was at a dump.
Car owner: I was getting rid of my garbage you buffoon! now put that grill back on my Rolls Royce!
Slingshot: (weakly) Yes, sir.

Jul 3, 2005

galvanostril says:

if you think these are good, wait 'till you see my new battle pants!

Jul 3, 2005

galvanostril says:

and now when I transform (harsh grinding noise)
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

Jul 3, 2005

Minicle says:

Slingshot: Ha! Now, with this lucky charm I brought of Swindle, theres no chance I'll ever get sh...

*Falls down with a smoking hole through the chest*

Jun 23, 2005

Minicle says:

Slingshot: Now this! This, is a rigid Grill Structure!

Dinobot: I...I...I cannot compete...

Jun 23, 2005

FIRE-BOT says:

hey check my bling bling yo

Jun 22, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"If I part these curtains, a puppet show begins!"

Jun 21, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Must...resist...bad..."Dinobot"...joke...

Jun 20, 2005

ALISTAIRE_562 says:

Xzibit from PIMP MY RIDE: You've officially been PIMPED!

Slingshot: Thanks X to the Z and West Coast Customs!

Jun 19, 2005

Not Sonic says:

wee! im wearing the lincoln memeorial!
I look like a penny!

Jun 19, 2005

darkwind25 says:

Slingshot: Haha!!! Look in awe, for Im now a "classic" G1 Transformer!

Jun 12, 2005

terrordive2020 says:

yeah, im a hasbro reissue life sucks

Jun 12, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"Tracks thinks I'm hot!"

Jun 12, 2005

Road Turtle says:

I'm haveing a vehicular class change operation! Tomorrow I get my wings removed and a set of Firestones installed!

Jun 12, 2005

bvzxa says:

Yeah, check out the grill dawg!! This thing here tight ain't it!! And I got them spinners too!!!! Big Tymers now baby!!!

Jun 12, 2005

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "Well?"
Silverbolt: "Well what?"
Slingshot: "You said we were going to watch Lord Of The Blings!"
Silverbolt: "*sighs* That is Lord Of The Rings! And I didn't say that, I said Lord Of The Dance!"

Jun 11, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"Go ahead, touch'em they're real!"

Jun 11, 2005

dmprime27 says:

Slingshot-"Even without this I'm still way cooler then bumblebee."

Jun 11, 2005

Chromia says:

I'm..too sexy for my grill...too sexy for my grill....

Jun 10, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"PLAY BALL!"

Jun 10, 2005

Prime Nova says:

Hey Prime - if you wear this, then it'll cover up the extras Pat Lee draws on you.

Jun 10, 2005

Acelister says:

Ratchet: "The good news is, the driver of the car was unharmed..."
Slingshot: "Is there bad news? Because I feel great!"
Ratchet: "The bad news is, the car rammed into you in such a way, that its FM radio dial is stuck against

Jun 10, 2005

Sunswiper says:

Slingshot: i come to terms with being a car trapped in a planes body so im going through vechicle realignment.

Jun 10, 2005

Suzuki says:

SLINGSHOT: With the new Quadruple-Changer technology, I can change from a robot, to a plane, to an older style car, and into a gas BBQ grill!
SILVERBOLT: That's great and all, but I still say you look like the back end of a penny...
SLINGSHOT: A

Jun 10, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"This? This is nothing you should see my brass lugnuts!"

Jun 9, 2005

jinx_4010 says:

alright, when i picked up this autobot from Spike, this slingshot was annything but. But the guys at West Coast Costoms really went to the nines on this guy. So Spike take a look at your brand new Autobot Slingshot. Youre ride's been oficially pimped

Jun 9, 2005

Omega Scourge says:

check out my new stash box

Jun 9, 2005

Massdestruction says:

Slingshot: "Hey Grimlock, Ravage and Shockwave! Now I am ready for my Binaltech/Alternators debut too!"

Jun 9, 2005

Dclone Soundwave says:

"Damn it! I transform and I'm a freakin car! Get this thing off me!"

Jun 9, 2005

Galaxy_Convoy says:

Slingshot: Yo,checkout the bling hommies.

Rest of team of: Shut up! You've been hanging out with Blaster for too long!

Jun 8, 2005

SNAPCASE says:

Slingshot: uhhmmmm...gold

Jun 8, 2005

Topnwe says:

Young transformers, like teenage humans tend to go through identity crisis' with piercing and altering of ones body through metal.

Jun 8, 2005

Massdestruction says:

Slingshot: "This is the best super hero costume ever. Look out Decepticons, here comes 'Fight! Super Robot Man'!!!"

Jun 8, 2005

DeceptiGojira says:

¿Why is Slingshot using a car grill as a bra?

Jun 8, 2005

Acelister says:

This new limited edition Slingshot bust is now avalible at Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts! Buy now and get a free can of Chlorex East Of Java Chernobyl-o-Foam! Buy today!

Jun 8, 2005

saiyan_prime says:

Is this what the humans mean by "guard your grill?"

Jun 8, 2005

Massdestruction says:

Say hello to Lucky Draw Shining Gold Sling Shot. Only 500 available.

Jun 8, 2005

energonexpress says:

"Heys guys guess what! Now I'm a triple changer!"

Jun 8, 2005

Toonami says:

Slingshot: Well, I was looking for a VW badge but they were all out of stock.

Jun 8, 2005

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "The money was just laying there, so I went to the Body Shop and got a few adjustments."
Optimus Prime: "That was a bank vault and... Are those gold foot cups?"

Jun 8, 2005

Acelister says:

Slingshot: "... And then I ripped it off! HE didn't move after that, so I saved the humans."
Silverbolt: "There are no Decepticon's who transform into limo's..."
Slingshot: "That's the last time I go out whe

Jun 8, 2005

Acelister says:

Optimus Prime: "Just explain to me one more time... How did you crash into President Bush's Limo?"

Jun 8, 2005

Brakethrough says:

I can't remember...was this "Pimp my Ride" or "Extreme Makeovers?"

Jun 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"HOLY CRAP I'M A KNOCK OFF!"

Jun 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"Awwww jeez Jamal,when I said I wanted a grill on my chest,I meant one we could cook hambergers and hot dogs on."

Jun 7, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slinshot,"What the hell is this? I feel like I'm guesting on an episode of Sealab 2021."

Jun 7, 2005

kingmenasore says:

yo autobots,which one of you got the bling,bling going for ya!

Jun 7, 2005

Giga Prime says:

Binal Tech Slingshot

Jun 7, 2005

Silent says:

Look at my new golden bra!

Jun 7, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

I was trying for a complete remold, but all I could afford was a new chest.

Jun 7, 2005

Rational Gaze says:

"everytime I come around your city..BLING BLING"

Jun 7, 2005

Massdestruction says:

So what does everyone think of my first ever kitbash???? Next I'm gonna glue wing onto Optimus Prime.

Jun 7, 2005

thexfile says:

Word is out that Rols Roys is soposedly wanting to change the "siver godes" withe a new modern tipe of statue to draw in younger segmantof buyer to it's luxury car brand.

Here we see our scoop photo that was taken by one of our undercove

Jun 7, 2005

thexfile says:

This years case mod contest is already proving to be very interesting and controversial...

Young daniel presented the judges today withe what is suposedly to be a watercoold teletran 1/2 withe gold plated black-ice radiator...

Word's not out bu

Jun 7, 2005

thexfile says:

We always knew those airial bots were a bit strange.... That there were some instabelitys and that they wer'nt always quite shure about them selves.

Here we have the 1st pix to prove that there was some trans-gendering gooing on beteween 1 of the

Jun 7, 2005

thexfile says:

Slingshot : "wow dudes look at me , i told you i was to hot to handle... after my sunbed acsidant they gave me a cool new bling radiator to extra cool my sercuits.... lets just the babes love it wink wink"

Jun 7, 2005

scattershot78 says:

Slingshot: Hey, look at me now I can fly in style. Wait until Optimus sees this he'll want to borrow it for himself! HA! .... Or better yet Superion can wear it to Autobot reunions.. ( Slingshot realizes now he may have overdone it with the spiked en

Jun 6, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"I'm Rick James bitch! Wow damn that catchphrase is really losing it's punch."

Jun 6, 2005

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid car grill.

Jun 6, 2005

BigDog Grim says:

Silverbolt - "This is the stoopidist thing you've done since the time you soaked your head in Sunny D!"
Slingshot " You're just bitching cos' your head reminds nobody of Florida!"

Jun 6, 2005

BigDog Grim says:

Silverbolt - " I can guess what the 'R' stands for."
Slingshot - " You're just jealous!"
Silverbolt (clapping) - "Look everybody the Re-Re is makin' word noises!"

Jun 6, 2005

Dr. Caelus says:

It lifts and seperates!

Jun 6, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Do you have any idea how long I had to look to find a car with a grill this big?

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Now THIS' what I call a chest toupee!

Jun 6, 2005

1337W422102 says:

"Goldengrill! (wah-wah-waaah)
(do-do-doodle-do)
He's the bot, the bot with the grill of goooold,
His grill is cold! (Doo, dooo, doo, dooo)

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Aerobot dares: Slingshot taunting Decepticons whilst wearing his sister's bra...

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Finally! My own airconditioning system!

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Bling-Blingshot (sorry!)

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Guys! I just sold Daniël! Guess what I bought from the money!

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

I didn't know Rolls Royce also built airplanes? Ah well...

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Well, I don't know about you guys but I'm ready to hit the clubs!

Jun 6, 2005

Marv says:

Yeah, he's happy now...but wait until he has to dodge incoming Decepticon Sidewinders with that thing for a nosecone!

Jun 6, 2005

wavelength says:

sling shot car mode
you don't have a car mode
DOH!

Jun 6, 2005

XeroSyphon says:

I hate it when grandma visits. I always have to wear the ugly stuff she buys me for Christmas

Jun 6, 2005

SNAPCASE says:

Slingshot: Hey everybody, look at me, I was on pimp my ride

Jun 6, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Slingshot: "How do you like my Optimus Prime costume?"
Skydive: "…You've got a good start…"

Jun 6, 2005

Shermtron says:

Slingshot:its grandmasta slingshot beeeych..

Jun 6, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

SS: I am now, triple changer slingshot!

Silverbolt: give me back that car grill or I'll turn you into cannon fodder!

Jun 6, 2005

Zeedust says:

"I've heard of having washboard abs, but th9is is ridiculous!"

Jun 6, 2005

Zeedust says:

Slingshot: "That wuss Thrust used up all the bandages."

Jun 6, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Slingshot: "Hey guys, check this out! 'Lookit me, I'm Optimus Prime, save the humans so we can mooch fuel offa them in their slobbering gratitude, I'm here on a mudball planet while my girlfriend and best friend are back in Iacon and

Jun 6, 2005

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Blingshot: "Now witch, ahem which one of you Cobra Kids want to try Macdonalds New Blissed Out Vegan/Vegetarian Menu..." *Transforms into a Cobra Rolls Royce*

Jun 6, 2005

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Blingshot: "And then... *sniff* on certain Sacred Days God/Godess/Primus Created Mad Caption Mondays..." ^_^

Jun 6, 2005

Thogg says:

Bling Bling

Jun 6, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Slingshot,"This? Well I killed that Go-Bot Tux and stole it from his corpse. Cool huh?"

Jun 6, 2005

Dragonmaster Eradose says:

Just call me "Goldgrill". I love GOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!

Jun 6, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The rest of the Autobots were suprised to find out that corperate sponcership a big part of particapation in the upcoming movie.

Jun 6, 2005

Ratbat says:

Hey, look at me!

Jun 6, 2005

Daaron says:

Flavor Flav eat your heart out.

Jun 6, 2005

Decepticon Commander says:

I've got myself some bling-bling now.

Jun 6, 2005

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