Spike walks away from Hound

Vapor-03 says:

"I'm gonna see if that pile of discarded ALF season 1 dvd's are still laying on the patch of dirt over yonder."

trailbreaker says:

“OK Hound, if that volcano erupts we’re far enough away to be safe.”

trailbreaker says:

Spike finally realizes selling weed 50 miles away from the nearest city doesn’t bring in much money.

trailbreaker says:

I’m sure I buried Carley around here somewhere ...”

trailbreaker says:

"I gotta take a dump."

welcometothedarksyde says:

*click* walk a thousand paces east and don't look back if you know what's good for ya

Rainmaker says:

You're not yellow enough

DedicatedGhostArt says:

♪This is a song about me, my Hound, and my car.♪

Revenge of Bruticus says:

HOUND: HEY, I GAVE YOU A CHOICE BABY. PUT OUT OR GET OUT.

Swoopscream says:

Just gimme ONE reason, Spike, and I will blow you to goddam kingdom come!

Tripredacus says:

See ya later! Remember, you didn't see nothing!

Evil Eye says:

Hey, look over here, Mikaela is beating seven shades of crap out of Carly... Something to do with the moon...

Dinodigger97 says:

Screw you Hound.......I'm going home!!

dirtysock47 says:

Dang thing wont start

maroyasha says:

Spike: I hate candy!!
Hound: Wait. I've got Ice Cream!!
Spike: YAY!

Skywarp64 says:

"I'm leaving you for Bumblebee. Farewell!"

altramaxus says:

look prime, i see no problem with my "shoot an annoying human in the back" game, try it!

#Sideways# says:

"Oh my gosh. It took us twelve hours to go from the Autobot Base to Yellowstone?? I should have ridden with Skyfire like the others."

trailbreaker says:

moonie says:

hound: aww c'mon! you and carly never seemed to mind doing it in bumblebee!

spike: that's because he had a roof and did'nt have a hologram that kept shouting 'slap that sweet thang!' every five seconds.

cybertronianjedi says:

hound:don't you want candy?
Spike:STRANGER DANGER!!!!!STRANGER DANGER!!!!!

Rept138 says:

Hound: "Damn get out of me and let me air out. Those burrito farts are tarnishing my paint job".

moonie says:

HOUND: got my guns aimed at you, spike.

SPIKE: what?! holy--! what for?!!

HOUND: just giving you the heads-up.

Saberspark model H. says:

Spike: Your not the same any more
Hound: Don't you walk away from me
revs up engine and runs over spike
Optimus: Hound I know it was rough between you but geez I mean what are we going to tell the parents
Hound:Decepticons.
Optimus: Another Ki

Zeedust says:

Hound: "You know, we really should break up the fight before Carly and Mikeala hurt each other."

Spike: "Um, yeah, sure.... In a couple minutes..."

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Spike: I'm outta here, Hound. You used to be cool.....

shockticus says:

Spike: Sorry Hound, it's over...

Hound:Ch-Chk!

Dragonoth says:

Spike: "Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go! I want to be sedated!"
Hound: "Sure thing, Spike! I'll just load a tranquilizer into my cannon."
Spike: "Wait! I was only singing!"
Hound: "Well, temporal violations

what0080 says:

Hound: Don't be too sad Spike. The Jem Reunion Tour won't last THAT long. I just gotta go and use a few holograms. How bad can it be?

megatron11 says:

spike :carlys gonna be pissed when she finds out about snow- kat.
hound :tell the people at seibertron.com to remove the picture .
spike : oh hi carly .
hound : oh crap !

Screambug says:

Spike: I have to go get more gas for you.

Hound: Gas? I ALREADY HAVE GAS!

(Hound passes gas!)

Spike: (holding nose) Yuck, you sure DO have GAS!

Hound: (embarrassed) Heh, no more of your tasty Boston beans!

snavej says:

Spike and Hound want to fix that malfunctioning Seibertron.com server but they have no frikkin' idea where it is. They decide to search the whole world, starting with the wilderness areas.

hot rod 907 says:

Spike: Huh, and here I thought all aleins were stuby green guys with anal probes...

megatron11 says:

spike : why do you have a carls jr sticker on your fender ?

hound : shut up , prime gave me that when i i i , oh forget it .your an ------- .

Deceptiwho? says:

Hound: Aww cmon Spike cheer up, one day we'll find the Ultimate Bumblebee at the store..

megatron11 says:

spike: hey hound how did you remove your orange

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "After spending $200, and evading U.S. customs; my non-orange plug MP-5 Megatron is Rusting! Oh Hound, this Sucks!"

Hound, "You payed how much?! For what?! O-TaKu! Ladiesman217, you're going down!"

snavej says:

Spike: The Zeta Reticulans anal-probed me hard and deep last night. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hound: Yeah, sure, Zeta Reticulans, that's right, those were the guys. Let the Autobots handle it, okay?

Hound (whispers on radio): Sunstreaker!!!

snavej says:

Later, when Spike returned, he was unable to find Hound because the green Autobot blended right in with the green trees. Spike decided to leave the Transformers saga and ...

... THE ENTIRE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM COLLAPSED!!!

Heetseeker_X1 says:

Spike is captured and enslaved by the decepticons!

demarcusgd says:

--Spike Doesn't have the Heart to tell Hound that Bulkhead from "Transformers Animated" isn't a tricked out new version of him--

demarcusgd says:

Spike: @#%* you, Hound!

Hound: Aw, c'mon Spike, all I said was Shia Lebouf did a pretty good job as a movie you...I mean sure he wasn't a thing like you, but you have to understand movie goers are different...

Spike @#%* You, Hound!

Crystal Rodimus says:

"Who's gonna tell you things it's too late? Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great? Who's gonna drive you home tonight?"

megatron11 says:

you said that was just the loose seat vibrating.

megatron11 says:

alright ill give the boots back to napoleon dynamite.

megatron11 says:

spike : this is bull---- i thought you were made by takara not bandai. im outta here .
hound : spike ........spike wait let me explain !

Me_Grimlock_King says:

I...I always just thought that was a MISSEL.

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Oh god, Hound are we still here?"

Hound, "Yup, still here."

Spike, "When are they going to change the pic?"

Hound, "Probably not for another month. Want me to shoot you and make you feel better?"

OptimusIsHot says:

"I just need some space right now, Hound."

Kevinus Prime says:

Spike jumps out barfing after listening to "Oops, I did it again" for two hours.

snavej says:

Spike gets some dirt to put on Hound so that he appears to be more 'off-road' and hence 'cool'. They have definitely NOT been to the mall to buy Beanie Babies!

witstar says:

Spike: Thanks for the lift. Where's the store for high waisted jeans again?
Hound: well Spike, keep walking over to the edge of the cliff , keep going, then stop and wait!

Autobotspitfire says:

Spike: the wedding is off, you just don’t respect what we have

Hound: oh come on, Wheeljack throws a heck of a bachelor party.

god_convoy_2005 says:

Spike: How could you? That was a helluva mean trick!
Hound: Aw, c'mon you thought it was real at first. Who'da thought she was a hologram?

TF2 says:

Spike:Be right back I got to go take a tinckle

ninjabot says:

Spike: I can't believe you shot Carlie!!!!!

Hound: But Spike, she had a Decepticon T-shirt on!!!

snavej says:

Spike and Hound didn't know that they were in Godzilla's territory. The mountains around them were actually his turds. A few hours later, he dropped one on the hapless Autobot and his boyfriend.

snavej says:

Spike: Look carefully and you can see my small blue penis!

Hound: Kinda like a baboon or something, aren'tcha?!

snavej says:

Spike: I remember when all this used to be factories, but then the environmental fascists came along and returned it to wilderness.

Hound: Bastards! No, wait a minute! Good on them! No, hang on, that makes me an environmental fascist too! Curse you

Kevinus Prime says:

Not sure what to expect with the first meeting with a human, Hound readies the anal probe...

Angelbot says:

Spike: No sign of the new caption image anywhere.
Hound: Just keep looking. It's got to be around somewhere.

snavej says:

When they found out that Spike was gay, the Autobots took him into the wilderness and executed him.

'Only Autobots are allowed to be gay' they said.

snavej says:

Spike: Now to do my 'Sound of Music' routine. This could take a while. You know, there's a lot of skipping and dancing involved.

Hound: Sweet zombie Jesus!

Spike: Hey, Jesus was not a zombie!

Hound: Was too! We were at college t

Master Kashi says:

Spike: Just shut up...

God, I should've taken Punch.

gunman_sr5 says:

Why you should not fart on your friends.

The one says:

Hound:hey you idiot come back here i have a gun and i will blow your ass up
Spike:if you want to do something with my ass then ... !kiss my ass¡

megatron11 says:

spike: if someone had refueled before we left!

hound :aaaaaha.

megatron11 says:

hound: you better run bi@#$h or il shoot you in the back .
spike : f#$k off your an autobot, you dont hurt people.

snavej says:

Spike: This is too much. I'm going to sue Seibertron.com.

Hound: And I'm going to blow up their secret headquarters.

Spike: How are you going to find it? It's secret.

Hound: I'm not sure. Perhaps I should look on the intern

hot rod 907 says:

spike: why do I fell like Im being watched?

hound: NOBODY PUTS GUM ON MY SEAT!

snavej says:

Hound: Bring me tasty metals or die, fleshling!

Spike: I fart in your general direction, mechanoid!

Dispensor says:

Spike: Do I have to?

Hound: You lost the bet; you have to wear the boots.

Kryptikore says:

Hound: I told you Spike! The next time you soil yourself you'd be walking!

snavej says:

Spike: I've been walking around like this since 1984. I should have had some kind of award by now!

snavej says:

Spike: Now I know why they call you Hound - you like to roll in sh*t.

Hound: I like the feel of it between my treads. It beats sharp metal any day.

Road Turtle says:

Hound, "So Carly dumped you; you're probably better off without her."

Spike,"...but she dumped me, for, Bumblebee! Bumblebee! A crappy yellow Volkswagen Bug! She called him her, her, "LOVE BUG"! You know what she told m

Cycrolus says:

Should've used Preparation H!

Fred2012 says:

spike: why are you pointing you canon at me? it kinda creepy

hound: go on, touch it...

spike: right...im going to walk to the base on foot now...

TheKindleman says:

AAAwwww come on Spike.....I promise not to tell everyone you couldn't hold it.

hinomars19 says:

Hound: okay Spike, go make sure that group of natives know to boycot Bay's movie.

Spike: *mumbles* Just cos you're not in it. Why do I have to keep doing this, at least it gives my name airtime!*

Hound: I heard that!

Depthchargelives says:

Hound: I think the treasure is over there...why don't you go check it out
Spike: Okay, but if you're just going to drive away again, I'm telling Optimus

ACStarscream says:

Yet another day ends in failure as our two biologists try in vain to hunt down the elusive "tin turkey"...

ACStarscream says:

"You see any sign of a new entry for the UCC Spike?"

"No and we've been searching three weeks now!"

raveen92 says:

Hound: Spike, It's time for your daily anal butt probe.

Spike: Ok, Ok, I'm ready. *turns around back facing Hound*

Hound: This won't hurt a bit.

Taiya001 says:

Spike: Dude where are we?
Hound: I'm not sure, lets ask that furry thing over there.
Spike: HOUND YOU IDIOT THATS A BEAR! AHHHHHH!

Road Turtle says:

Hound, "Dude, canary yellow boots. Seriously, who wears those?"

Spike, "Shut-up! My dad does!...Jerk!"

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "It's Wit-wicky, not Wi-twicky! God, nobody gets it right! You're worse than that Sector 7 guy!"

Hound, "Dude I'm sorry! Primus, you're worse than Auto-Chick!"

UFO says:

Hound....your a...

Dick.

Dragonoth says:

Hound: "Sorry, Spike. Civilians don't ride in military vehicles."

Blasterscream says:

hound:Im sorry....spike
spike:(grumbling) at least bumblebee let me play around with the radio
hound:god damn spike. I told you I hate the beetles!

Ramtough says:

Spike: I told you I'm lactose intolerant.

Hound: I don't care that's the last time you do that on my seats...get out and walk back to base.

Spike: < Weeps softly >

TenaciousMC says:

Spike: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

† Sunstorm says:

Spike: "im just gonna go and take a leak, be right back"
Hound: "mvuha ha ha, nows my chance to get rid of this pest once and for all, nobody will know what happened, it would be like, a BEAR took him! a BEAR ripped him apart while he was

evilratbat says:

Spike: look theres michael Bay
Hound: i have him in my sights
Spike: on the count of 3 fire
Hound: i am looking forward to this , due to me not beinging in the movie i must have destroy him for not take me into account
Spike: will you shut up and

ACStarscream says:

"Lost? How can we be lost? You've got Earth mapped twenty times over in your CPU!"

"Shut up human and ask for directions!"

Q_Silverbolt says:

Spike: Make the human do all the work!

Boomstick69 says:

AHHH Spike's turned into a zombie! Quick Hound shoot him with you lazer!

Boomstick69 says:

Spike: Aww c'mon hound please (hik)
Hound: No Spike, you're too drunk to drive, you're gonna' have to walk back to the base tonight.
Spike: I love you man, you're my best friend ever (hik)
Hound: (shigh)

prehistoryanimal says:

Hound: How very odd, Spike. I thought only the female of your species bled there?
Spike: . . . . Hound.. I need a doctor... NOW!

prehistoryanimal says:

Spike: Aw c'mon, Hound. Look, dammit! Can you tell?
Hound: I refuse to participate in this..
Spike: C'mon, can u tell I've been working out?
Hound: I'm not listening *LALALALALA*

prehistoryanimal says:

Spike: I'll be right back, Hound.. No one, and I mean no one calls me chicken!
Hound: Spike, wait! My sensors are detecting a concealed weapon!

Hound: ¡¡¡Spike!!!

snavej says:

Spike: Hound, I'm not riding inside you any more.

Hound: Spoilsport!

Spike: You weren't good enough to pull Jessy in the 1984 comic and you aren't good enough to pull Mikaela in the 2007 movie.

Hound: I can too pull them! I have a

TinChimp says:

Hound: Accourding to my sensors, the humans pheramone levels would indicate he would like to mate with that sheep over there. (note the determined, almost hypnotised look on Spikes as he lurches off in his sheep bothering boots)

TinChimp says:

Hound: Dude!! You Stink!! You've been wearing those cloths since we rescued you and your dad from the oil rig. Now get out, and don't come back with at least changing your underpants!!!

Bladewing says:

What Spike didn't know was that someone had stuck a note on his back saying 'shoot me!'

Tekka says:

I'm sorry hound but there is someone else. His name's Bumblebee.

Dclone Soundwave says:

Spike, I didn't mean to! Please, just give me another chance!

Sorry Hound, I just don't think it would work out....

megatrina says:

Thanks for the ride to work, Hound.

No problem, Spike.

(Spike walks into the TV studio.)

Spike: Tonight, on "Mysteries of the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of deja vu.

(doodley doodley doo ....)

Thanks for the ride to work, Hou

Switchpoint says:

Spike: *I wonder if Hound realizes I just farted before I got out.*

Hound: What smells like eggs??

snavej says:

Spike: I'm going home and staying there until I become a real teenager and all you Trannies become CGI.

Hound: I am CGI! My image is generated by a computer called In Bog Lee in Korea!

Spike: [Censored.]

Brakethrough says:

Embarrassed, Spike walks back to camp after realizing that he was trying to have a conversation with an actual Jeep for fifteen minutes.

Brakethrough says:

"This is stupid, Hound."
"But I'm out of gas!"
"So why don't YOU walk to the gas station?"

ACStarscream says:

"...and I want a couple gallons of Häagen-Dazs Cookies and Creme, a bottle of Coke Zero, some peanuts, spicy nachos with extra cheese, oh, and don't forget those little pine-scented air fresheners Spike..."

Malicron says:

Spike is condemed to the yellow booted death after pointing out that wearing the autobot symble in jeep mode kind of ruind Hound's disguise.

snavej says:

Hound made Spike wear the Yellow Boots of Shame before he executed him. Those Autobots and their cerraazzzy rituals!!!

Optimusizzy says:

Hound: You walk now I see a pink jeep over there and I don't want her to see me with My human.
Spike: Fine Your not going to be in Transformers 2.

Road Turtle says:

Hound, "Are You LadiesMan217!?"

Spike, "oh god, go away...I swear, I'm never selling anything on ebay ever again!"

Malicron says:

Hound: Give me your money or I shoot!!!

ChevyTron says:

Hound: I've got a shrink gun!I'll make you fun size!

Unknown says:

[img] http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/7453/captionno3.jpg [/img]

snavej says:

That mountain looks a bit like ... Castle Greyskull!

snavej says:

Hound: I'm the original green-skinned alien, baby!

Spike: And I am Pixie Boy, ruler of the toadstools.

glitched9700 says:

Even as an alien robot this car gets horrible gas milage

Decepticon Spike says:

Copying off of movie Bumblebee, Hound plays "Baby Come Back" as Spike leaves.

Angelbot says:

I'm off to find the next Caption Contest pic. See ya!

snavej says:

Spike: I'm leaving you.

Hound: Who for?

Spike: The alternator version of you. I should find one warming a shelf somewhere.

Hound: Nooooooo!

Optimusizzy says:

Spike: No Hound you break down after we pick up the girl not before.
Hound: Damn Ratchet gone Hollywood and Wheel Jack is on a mission.

Octocon says:

SPIKE "how many times do i have to tell ya no will not be your headmaster partner"

(i throw continunity to the wind for change)

Octocon says:

SPIKE "sorry pal, maybe in the sequel"

Octocon says:

Hound follows to try and explain

SPIKE "go away Hound! ill never forgive you for mowing down my girlfriend"

HOUND "spike it wasnt my fault, it was dark.the decepticons. the winding roads. i didnt mean to kill her."

Freddery says:

Spike: I'm going to go chuck a whiz in the bushes over there, I'll come back.
Hound: Mind If I watch?
(awquard silence)
Spike: ...yeah..I do mind..um, could you like, not be my ride anymore?
Hound: That can be arranged (reloads)

Novacron says:

Spike: I wear yellow boots...

Hound: Them boots were made for walkin'.

Hellbender says:

After the zombie invasion was defeated, Hound and the other Autobots are deployed to eliminate any infected victims found wandering the countryside.

Hound: "There's another one. Die maggot bag! Woo hoo, 200 points!"

snavej says:

Spike: I think that your suspension needs improving. My ass is a mass of bruises.

Hound: That's not the problem. You were sitting on my meaningless collection of lumpy and spiky objects.

snavej says:

Spike: I have to go over here, to give my balls some air.

Hound: You're pushing my tolerance right to the edge, sonny.

snavej says:

Spike: You're one of the boring Autobots. I'm going to wait here for a more interesting one.

Hound: You're just a hologram! Don't go wandering off! You'll fade away without me!

Spike: You're right. Sorry. [Thinks f

flame_leopard says:

*Ending theme from The Hulk TV show*

Unknown says:

hound is wating for the perfect shot@

biwb says:

Spike: Sorry, Hound. They cut you out of the 2007 film. I can't hang around with you anymore.

Hound: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Swerve says:

"And so God told Abraham, a Jeep, to make a sacrifice of his human son Issac..."

-passage from the Autobot Bible

Unknown says:

spike:are we there yet

hound:dont make me use this

trailbreaker says:

"Hey Spike, what's with the blue pants? Is that the only pair you own???"

snavej says:

Spike: And that, my friend, is how we do 'the moonwalk'!

Hound: By about 2007, we should be well enough animated to do that move. Thanks, Spike!

snavej says:

Hound: Yellow pixie boots, with that outfit? Sheesh, why don't you put on a multi-coloured sombrero and stand in the jerk department?!

Spike: What are you - one of Tracks' gay friends?

Hound: No, I've been taken over by Bombshell&#03

snavej says:

Spike just realised how lame the G1 cartoon really is, so he's going to jump off a cliff. But not survive, like Cliffjumper. They replace him with a celluloid mock-up and no one is any the wiser.

Optimushide2005 says:

Spike:Dude did you just farted?
Hound:Uhhh.... maybe

Predaprince says:

Spike: "Don't make me angry Hound; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

*Bum bum bum bum Bummmmm !*

silvershadow says:

Hound:"Spike where are you going?"

Spike:"There's a bush over there and im going to the toilet if you realy want to know"

Houn:"oh............."

megatrina says:

According to our map, the treasure should be right ... about ... here.

(snicker)

What, Hound? If I recall, the map says "At the intersection of mountain and tree, a buried treasure you will see." What else can it mean?

OK, OK, I can&#03

DeceptiGojira says:

Hound: that's right, keep walking, dont turn over!!

Spike: please, let me go, I wont say anything about your relations with the Mafia.

Hound: youre right on one thing, you wont say nothing! !!BLAMMO¡¡

Liege Evilmus says:

I don't like the way you toched me with that, I think I need an adult

neliz says:

Spike: "C'mon Hound, I never knew transformers could carry an STD."

Hound: "And now you know! and knowing is half the battle!"

shoelessrm says:

That's it! We are through!

Acelister says:

Hound: "And your boots are the eighty-fourth reason I don't like you. Reason eighty-five is... Hey, get back here!"

Acelister says:

Spike: "What kind of Transformer doesn't refuel before leaving the Ark...?"
Hound: "Just get me some energon, Spike!"

reanimate28 says:

Hound: hey whats the matter was the ride to rough?...you look a lil green....and whats this brown stuff all over my seats.... come back this new probe-u-lator I had installed will make you feel much better..

Booda says:

"That's right. Keep walking. I said twenty paces. Oh, Prime! Didn't see you there. What? Execution? No, I was just showing him where some evidence of Decepticon activity has been detected."

Thanatos Prime says:

Hound: Aw c'mon, I was just wondering why you don't have a female companion and other males your age do...*mumbles* stupid fleshies....

Hoppercool says:

"I mean it Spike ... I won't hesitate to blast a hole in your yellow-boot-wearin' ass. Now get back here!"

g2grimmy64 says:

im sry hound...its over...im leavin u...4 bumblebee...

demondevera6 says:

Wow Hound...I think I need to lay down...Michael Bay really dropped the ball on that one.

Angelbot says:

Hound, are ya gonna help me find the lost puppy or not?

Roadshadow says:

Hound: Hey there, young fella. You want some popsicles? I got a WHOLE freezer full of popsicles.

Archanubis says:

Spike: I can't believe you dropped the blueprints for your BinalTech upgrade.
Hound: Well excuse me, Mr. "At least my last name got into the movie."

snavej says:

Spike: Must walk slowly to bushes; try not to mess my underpants. Hound, after this, we need to have a talk about careful driving.

Hound: Hey, I was just doing my usual thing - hopping from boulder to boulder on one wheel!

snavej says:

Spike: You have to upgrade to a Humvee before it gets embarassing, dude.

Hound: Hey, I came here to save Earth, not choke it with more fumes!

Spike: OK, time for a smart solution - use your hologram generator to make yourself LOOK LIKE a Humvee.

snavej says:

NINTH QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: How are we going to win the war when your damned accessories keep getting lost?! I think that I see them over there, where they flew off on that last corner.

Hound: I think that we need to do something radical to solv

supreme commander galvatr says:

it wont hurt spike. i promice.

Ratbat says:

Spike! Where are you going? We haven't finished sightseeing Earth's natural wonders yet!

Ravage XK says:

Hound: "You lost it, so you can go find my front grille. Damn punk kid,leaving my engine exposed."

Editor says:

If ya don't me to shoot you in the back of the head ya better run, Boy.

I said RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dabattousai says:

Spike: It's good to know you have Autobot friends when you are high and drunk. Thanks for driving me home Hound.

Hound: No problem Spike, just remember, don't set this example for our viewers, for cartoons and television has always been one

Autobobby1 says:

Spike: How come you have a laser in your vehicle form? It ruins your disguise!

SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCH!!!!

Hound: That's it, you're walking.

Anubis Prime says:

Hound: Your never sitting on my leather seats again.. nobody ----s on my seats..thats right..walk away..ill cut you!

Spike: :(

Unknown says:

FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!