Starscream visits Colorado

snavej says:

The Piebots' secret weapon wasn't working.

trailbreaker says:

Biscuits are ready !

DeltaSilver88 says:

Astrotrain had decided to hit Taco Bell the previous day. Starscream's sewer clean-up duty was about to get a whole lot more interesting...

Mlgpapalouie says:

Dont do drugs kids, Starscream learned this the hard way.

ksol71339 says:

STARSCREAM:. " WHAT WEED IS THIS?! "

TrinityIce says:

All right, no more jokes, who has the blunt?

-Kanrabat- says:

Megatron. Pass me the bong.

Optimum Supreme says:

Starscream goes for a shvitz. What, you didn't know there were Jewish transformers? Oy vey!

MagnusLabel says:

Starscream: Due to Siberia's high air pressure, our country has see a large increase in the amount of...(high-kicked by Megatron) Seum Dwa!

bumblebeej8 says:

Can I have your cigarette Beachcomber?

Riptidemtmte says:

"Trippy..."

Rainmaker says:

Megatron why are you smoking? I mean...HOW are you smoking?

TF Cagle says:

Starscream: I'm getting dizzy. Megatron help!

Megatron: Don't worry Starsream it won'y kill you. (whispers to Soundwave) Quick let's get out of here.

TheWeirdOne12 says:

I swear! They're mint leaves, not pot leaves!

william-james88 says:

Awww yeah, this smell reminds me of the college days... afghan kush...

Bluespindash97 says:

Starscream needs to listen to some Earth,Wind and Jetfire right now!

jpmonge1984 says:

"Eat the beans they said!... they are delicious they said!"

Nemesis Bolt says:

Starscream: wow i havent been this happy since gay marriage was legalized

Frenchhorngirl says:

"I can't even lift this little watchamacallit. I seriously need to start working ou...what? Is that a birdie?"

omegasupreme69 says:

Star scream: Lucy in the sky with dimonds........

Venowtron says:

this is some awesome stuff

trailbreaker says:

Starscream - "Hey Rumble, pass me another funny brownie and put some more Hendrix on the turntable!!!"

Towline says:

UGH. Megatron has put the lime in the coconut again!

Towline says:

Kid: Wow G.I. Joe, Not even starscream can make drugs cool. I will not use drugs because I dont want to be a dork like starscream.

G.I. Joe: And knowing is half the battle.

sdn1337 says:

*Decepticons stare at Starscream with a blank stare*

sdn1337 says:

Soundwaveeeeeeee you might spy on everyone on team...know everything we think...say... did in the past... but you're still one of my Decepticon brothers. Who would've known these wenergona sticks rumble gave me can bring me so closer to everyone.

*Dece

sdn1337 says:

This is what you vermans do in Colorado? It's a gas it doesn't seem wet to me... I feel a little strange though and I'm a robot. You sure this stuff is okay?

alekesam says:

Thundercracker (to Starscream, off-panel): I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no mission...and you ain't got shit to do...

rockman_fan says:

pot joke

Marcus Rush says:

It was only then that he realized that the "Fog," was caused by Blot and not a natural phenomenon.

Evil Eye says:

Starscream's invasion of Amsterdam did not go well.

kruiz220898 says:

I'm getting really high now, higher than I can fly, must go find Skywarp and the others to get a load of this

skidflap says:

Starscream discovers the seacons don't do so well in crowds.

snavej says:

Starscream: Umm, Skyfire, old buddy, I think that your 'science experiments' have gone wrong again. I wish you wouldn't let this happen. It clogs our intakes, you know.

Skyfire: We have a new Pope! Wooooo!

#Sideways# says:

Trails, man

Traaaaaaiiilllssss

-Kanrabat- says:

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....
That stuff is gooooood!
....
That's strange, but I just see how futile overthrowing Megatron is....
...
The universe is awesome.....

warmech95 says:

Starscream: You cannot get past!

Prime: Wait! If I Cannot get PAST, Can you not get FUTURE?

Starscream: (Curling into a ball) Woah man that's deep! you must know some....things and seen some.....stuff.

Red 50 says:

Holy crap I'm high... Wish I knew what I smoked...

Xephon0930 says:

This is one of the benefits of joining the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Free weed.

OptiMagnus says:

Well...they sure don't call Denver the Mile High City for nothing...

Foximus says:

Starscream contemplates what life would be like as a ghost.

trailbreaker says:

Starscream will think twice next time Devastator says "Pull my finger"....

Jetfire22 says:

Starscream: Some of snavej's 632 posts on this caption are funny and make sense..... Man this is some good shit!!!!!

VioMeTriX says:

oh shit megatron, you weren't kidding when you said you blew it up in the bathroom

vectorsigma757 says:

"Now for my plan to rule the Decepticons. Electric aura, check. Impossibly heavy fleshling hammer, check. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!""

Unknown says:

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito...

King Slick says:

If Time Tebow got traded to the Jets, HOW AM I STILL SMELLING HIS STENCH?

Insidious says:

*Starscream stumbles into Blot and Skalor's cohabitation suite*

MagnetarPrime says:

...Now I know what they call it a Jeffrey..... I need to get me some motor oil and energon cubes now !!!!!!!!

Maculotron says:

"Now... What was I doing?"

MarkNL says:

Ahhh.. That smell.. Is Soundwave baking apple pie again?

BeastProwl says:

"Dude...What if the jet...like..transforms.Into me?...waooaaah..."

datguy86 says:

Lord Megatron... Duuude... Through ecstasy, crystal meth, and glue no other leader compares to you!

SentinelA says:

Who farted?

SideswipeSkywarp says:

BLOT! Is that you?

snavej says:

The experiment with converting from energon to burning chicken manure was short-lived.

Ravage XK says:

As the My Little Pony toys melted the fumes caused Starscream to hallucinate, he saw a time when he would be leader, when HE would command the Decepticons. He also saw some strange purple guy with a big orange gun but thought nothing more of it….

snavej says:

This is your Decepticon air commander on drugs.

Ravage XK says:

As the My Little Pony toys melted the fumes caused Starscream to hallucinate, he saw a time when he would be leader, when HE would command the Decepticons. He also some strange purple guy with a big orange gun but thought nothing more of it….

snavej says:

Starscream: Need brains! Need brains! Got to escape cartoon and make fortune in property bubble! Or maybe tech stocks.

Ravage XK says:

Starscreams efforts to save Energon went badly wrong when his latest idea, using candles, set Megatron's favourite drapes alight.

Ravage XK says:

When they opened the Ark, even though he had been told to keep his eyes shut Starscream couldn't resist taking a quick peek.

Heckfire says:

"...wow. They DO have the best crystal meth out here."

snavej says:

Suddenly, out of the gloom, stepped the answer to many fangirls' prayers. It was Starscream, carrying an enormous chocolate cake.

snavej says:

Starscream: OK, who burnt the toast? Is anyone experimenting with toast? Do we have an infestation of human vagrants again? Are they burning the toast? Why doesn't our superior security system stop this sort of thing anyway?!

snavej says:

Smoke? Fog? Dust? No, these were the ghosts of long-dead squiggles.

snavej says:

It turned out that there actually was a bonfire of the vanities!

snavej says:

Starscream: smoking hot ... after a fire at Deceptibase.

Poyguimogul says:

Fans rejoiced once they learned why Starscream behaved the way he did in ARMADA. also * the use of recreational drugs can lead to a lifetime of addiction * And now you know.. and knowing is half the battle! *

Xephon0930 says:

Dude,what if the script for the Bay films were actually terrible fan fiction that somehow made it as the final product?

snavej says:

It turned out that there were no 'Gorillas in the Mist', just a Decepticon killing machine.

snavej says:

Oh no, Devastator farted!

Mindmaster says:

"Dude... like, do you want to go raid some energy plant? Or-or-or maybe go destroy some Autobots?"

Twitchythe3rd says:

Not even Starscream can resist the smell of fried chicken.

Evil_the_Nub says:

I was gonna fight the Autobots, then I got high. I was gonna shoot them with my null rays, but then I got high. Now I'm Megatron's punching bag, and I know why. Because I got high because I got high, because I got high.