The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by DrSpengler
DrSpengler has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Fortress: Hey, Chromedome, make a wish...
This...makes...no sense...
Deszaras: I want to f*ck you like and animal!!!
Child: Only God can save me now...
NO! My name is NOT Squeezeplay and if you call me that again or tell me I look and sound like a girl there'll be Hell to pay!!!
So THAT'S how they do it! Man, I was way off.
Devestator: Hey! What are you doing? Oh......proceed.
Hot Rod: C'mon, drop him. You know you want to.
I keep telling you, I don't need an intervention dammit!
Is it just me or is something hanging off my leg? Eh, guess I'm just imagining things.
Fortress: Oooh, yeeahh. You got the touch, baby.
Megatron: See! The birthmark on my ass DOES look like Texas!
