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Ratchet: Just gimme one more minute and we'll be able to watch the Cybertronian Female's Mud Wrestling Network for free...

Ravage: Raaaawaaar-raaawwaaarrrr-Rarwarrar-rarrar-raaaawr-rraawwrraarrwarrarrrr! ::Translation:: MmMmmMMmmmmm Bumblebee Taste Like Robo-Chicken!

Spike: Hey dad... the critics are saying that Michael Bay's movie is an Abortion and the fans won't be happy.

Wreckgar: Noooow yOu too can own your OwN personable Human foot stop. Show em how it works Mr. Galvatron. They are only $25,000 in Cybertronian Currency! Sorry we do not accept any money offered from Earth. HuRRY and Get yours toDay. Supplies are run

Devastator: Megatron... I was wiping my ass and It kinda sucked Scavenger up... and he likes it so much in there he don't wanna come out.

I would like to thank all Americans for bringing their Walmarts and Mcdonald's to Iraq. Because the Americans have supported us and given us all these new Resources we finally get the little cars that can change into robots, which are called Transfo

Narator: Somewhere in the desert of Arizona we find Megatron trying to get Starscream to come out of the Closet once and for all.

Megatron: Now, Starscream what is it that you are thinking about when I get down on all fours like this?

Starscream: H

Announcer: And Reflector has been holding this Human... Er Robot Pyramid for 8 days, 13 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds now making it an All-Time record for Robot Pyramids. beating the Seekers; Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarps record.

Prime: Quintesson, You brought me back to life? HAHA Now we have you here I can take yours! MUHAAHA

-Prime grabs his Energon Saber and hacks the Quintesson to bits-

Quintesson: ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!

Vince: I HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DECEPTICONS THAT WILL ENSURE THAT THE WWE LIVES ON INTO THE 22ND CENTURY, AND ALSO TONIGHT THE ROCK WILL HAVE TO FACE THE MENIACLE MEGATRON!

me grimlock think you predacons are full of berillium bologna.

Starscream: So the human female lays like this while the human male lays on top and moves up and down in a thrusting motion?

Thrust: heh you said Thrust!

Soundwave: This forum is PG-13 Starscream, you naughty decepticon!

Ravage: Rawwwwr I'm

Starscream: This solar cosmic tan is just what we need before megatron sends us to Hawaii to collect energon from the lava spewing volcanos, eh Soundwave?

Soundwave: Yes, Starscream. If my calculations are correct we shall reach maximum tan-age in 101

Blitzwing: "Damn you Nickelodeon!"

This is a depiction of what Carly will look like in the year 2050.

You touch my tulips and I'll have to bust a cap in yo robot aff...terburners.

...RUMBLE...

...10 seconds later.

Prime: "did you feel that?"

Primal: (whistling) "feel what?"

Prime: "that earth quake that lasted for about 10 seconds."

Primal: "Oh... what earthquake? (whistles again)

Prime: "So what you're saying is that there is a planet that is ruled by apes and the humans are slaves. we got to go there to help the humans."

Primal: "over my dead gorilla hairy booty."

Primal: "Quick Prime, we need to get to my cousin Donkey Kong's, he's gonna show us something really cool called a Video Game.

Prime: "Video game? HAH, Why.... They never made a video game about Generation 1 for the United States..

Look wheeljack, I upgraded Teletran One to an x86 Processor with 640Kb of RAM, CGA Monitor, Dot-Matrix printer, and finally last but not least, we'll be soaring on the net with a 300Kbs baud modem... now isn't that fast?!?

*whistling* looking at por-no-graph-ic pictures do dah, here I found some of Carly... Do Dah Do Dah... WoW! she sure is hot! Hehe I can almost see Spike in this picture.... oh wait that's his Reflection.... SPiKE!??!?! Hey Buddy whats up? Spike

*BLING* Carly-Con@Aol.com: Hiya you sexy little geek-muffin you!

Geekboyinawheelchair: Hey I told you not to Instant Message me when I'm on TeleTran, Spike could come in and see.

What do you mean that I'm in the Matrix Morpheus? That's in Optimus Prime's chest, and he's standing Right behind me.

HEY, I just hacked into Sunbow/Hasbro Information systems to check out the Upcoming Transformers the movie that's supposed to take place 20 years in the future, it says... WHAT THE HELL, WHY AM I NOT IN IT... AND WHY DON'T THEY SAY WHAT

Chip: "WHAT?!?! What do you mean I'm only connected at 300Bps?!?! I thought Tele-Tran One was Hard Wired to the net? Oh, Cable & DSL won't be Installed for 20 years in this area. How the hell am I supposed to watch th

Tele-Tran One keeps knocking me offline Ironhide, I'm sorry I can't pull up those Robotic Swimsuit model pics you asked for.