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Captions by PhoenixPrime

PhoenixPrime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

must...find...new...ALTERNATORS!!!

Oct 17, 2004

"Tell Trans-Organic about petrol rabbits again!"

Oct 10, 2004

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron- "I love my new cell phone Soundwave... um what are you doing?"
Soundwave- "Lost my cell phone, and accidently had put it on silent."

Dec 5, 2003

Only 285 days until the Olsen Twins are legal, can I wait that long?

Sep 1, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Oh S#!t, we are so F@#*ing screwed now.

Aug 18, 2003

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Perceptor: Awe, aren't the Venicetron canals beautiful this time of year? Bumblebee: Brawn, I think you were right about Perceptor

Jun 7, 2003

If this van's a rocking...

Jun 6, 2003

Spike: oooooo...inhalent. This is going to be one nasty F&*king high.

Jun 6, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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