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REEK-ON has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
The Decepticons at their finest

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Jul 3, 2003
Starscream running toward island

All the naked women are on THAT island.

Jul 3, 2003
Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

3/10 successful circumcisons can't be bad!

Jul 3, 2003
Worker on phone by Decepticons

Marge, I hate to bother you but there are some teens outside the store looking like the want to cause trouble.

Jul 3, 2003
Optimus laying down on the job

Monkey-ass bastard. Make me do everything!

Jul 3, 2003
The Maximals Wrestle

Optimus: "No means no Rhinox!"

Jul 3, 2003

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