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Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

(David Letterman impression)
"I wouldn't give his troubles to a Megatron on a rock!"

Nov 30, 2007

Bumblbe tas lik Cheezbugr!

Jul 15, 2007

I never realized how small Ratchet is.

Feb 26, 2007

I heard that COLD SLITHER is opening.

Feb 4, 2007

Dance-RA finally got some real competition.

Feb 4, 2007

Spike- "Pretender Shell?"

Jan 16, 2007

Their eyes met across the battlefield. It was love.

Jan 10, 2007

"Every time I park my trailer in this neighborhood it gets stolen!"

Sep 6, 2006

Where the hell are my keys?!

Sep 3, 2006

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[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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