The Energon Pub

by **Zombie Starscream** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:23 pm

Starscream to fellow 'Cons: What we need men, is to bring sexy back.

by **Optimist Prime** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:38 pm

Soundwave to Rumble: You can't feed that to Ravage!

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:44 pm

Megatron: "Beam me up, Shockwave."

by **Snowtron** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:44 pm

Megatron: You bearly managed to stop me on cybertron Prime you won't be able to stop me now.

Optimus prime: Why not?

Megatron: I'm fergalicious.

Starscream:I love trees.

Optimus prime: Saving the world is hard work and doing it every day can do mager damage to my hair so that why I use new Head'and'shoulders.

Unicron:Pack'n'save hug one today.

Megatron: Now I know I have a heart because it's breaking.

Bumblebee: let's whip it.Whip it good.

Megatron: I would cry but I'm afraid it would rust.

Cliffjumper: Ah who am I kidding I just want to be Bumblebee.

Optimus prime: Leave this place now Megatron.
Megatron: Or else what Prime?
Optimus prime: Or else I'll sue your *** so fast you'll fall over.

Just thougth I'd share my ideas whadd'you think?

by **NiteStar** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:27 am

Scourge: Sweep 1 ?
Sweep1: Here.
Scourge: Sweep 2 ?
Sweep2: Here.
Scourge: Sweeps 3 through 5?
Sweeps3-5: Here.
Scourge: Sweeps 6 through 8?
Sweeps6-8: Here.
Scourge: Sweep 9 ?
Sweep9: Here.
Scourge: And Sweep 10?
Sweep10: Here.
Scourge: Ok now......
Sweeps11/12: uhh... What about us?
Scourge: US? Who's Us?
Sweeps11/12: Sweeps 11 and 12 reporting for duty.
Scourge: 11 and 12? WTF...Where did you guys come from?
Sweep12: We've been here since the Movie.
Sweep11: Yeah and so have Sweeps 13 through 15.
Scourge: 13 through .......How many are there again?
Jesus, Alright OK Everyone Line up again, put your name on this piece of paper and lets start over. Dammit Galvatron were gonna have to make some cuts, either that or I need a raise! Fu*kin Unicron making all these Godamn Sweeps.
I need a vaction!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeysie** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:10 am

*snickers loudly* Poor Scourge, it's gotta suck being stuck with a giant horde of identical troops for a squad. Maybe he should give them all nametags: "HELLO! My name is Sweep 1."

by **Auto Bot** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:54 pm

Scourge: "Ok Sweeps, you know what we are here for."

"Start sweeping!"

by **Snowtron** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:26 pm

Prime (roadraging): Learn to drive you friggin moron where'd you get you licen in a cereal boxs?

by **Auto Bot** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:33 pm

Ironhide: "Can i pump Arcee with my cannon?"

(In a wholesomely manner, of course.)

by **NiteStar** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:42 pm

Tranformers 2 (2009) Soundwave is a Apple Laptop Computer.

Megatron: Soundwave, Report!
Soundwave: I have aquired the Data youve so asked for. It has a weblink with information to the remainder of the Allspark.{Transforms}
Megatron: (proceeds online)Dammit Soundwave I cant logon there's no signal!
Starscream: What do we do now?
Megatron: F*ck! uhhh.....Is there a Starbucks around here? Perhaps we can get a signal there.
Starscream: Good idea all Mighty Megatron. Can I get a Frappachino while were there? Its awfully Hot on this Planet.
Soundwave: (speaks in laptop mode) Me too. I must refuel as well. I'll have a double Machiatto.
Megatron: We are NOT here to Frolic! But a Raspberry Lemonade Ice Tea does sound good. Alright lets go.
Soundwave: You do know They charge for a signal?
Meagtron: Huhh.....Sh*t! Starscream where is that visa card I gave you.
Starscream: I dont have the Visa card. I thought Soundwave had it.
Soundwave: I gave it you.
Starscream: No you didnt!
Soundwave: yes I did.
Starscream/Soundwave: Why, I , You,(bickering)
Megatron:Silence! We'll just shoot the place up and demand free drinks and signal! Now lets go , I really want that ice tea now.

by **NiteStar** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:52 pm

by **Depthscream** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:35 am

G1 Ultra Magnus: *Trying to open Movie toy * Open, DAMNIT!

*Nearby kid starts crying*
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(Movie)
*Bumblebee hits Barricade*

Barricade: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

*Megatron arrives*

Megatron: What happened? :shock:

My baby! *Runs over to Barricade*

Barricade: He *sniff* hit me!

Bumblebee: Aww, come on! I didn't mean to!

Megatron: Go to your room!
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Megatron: *On a Youtube video while crying* How dare anyone make fun of Britney! SHE'S A HUMAN! Leave her alone!
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Animated Blitzwing, Head 2: Come with me, if you want to live!
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*Hotrod is wearing Arcee's spare armor, pretending to be Arcee*

Hotrod: Ooh, I have so much to do today!

*Optimus Prime walks in*

Optimus: Arcee, I want my graham crackers... :shock:

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Beast Wars Inferno: Now we mate with the Queen!

Beast Wars Megatron: WHAT!? :shock:

by **Malicron** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:42 am

Depthscream wrote:Beast Wars Inferno: Now we mate with the Queen!

Beast Wars Megatron: WHAT!?

by **Auto Bot** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:01 am

Megatron: "Soundwave, report card!"

by **Kid_Kapatilsm** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:54 pm

Megatron: So, um Soundwave. You get that thing I sentcha?

Soundwave: Next time Blaster. Next time!!!!

BW Megs: Slag it, I'm tired.

by **Snowtron** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:22 am

Megatron:Decpticons I'm going out while I'm gone Wheelie's in charge.

Wheeile:Wheeile's the name.I baby sit you today.

by **Crossfire56** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:07 am

Animated Starscream, dancing to 'Sexy Back': Ooh, yah, I'm so hot!
Animated Bumblebee: Starscream, that's not a good idea...Especially when *points to Bulkhead* HE'S around!
Animated Starscream: Shut up and let me finish my dance!
Animated Bumblebee: Too late...
Animated Bulkhead: GRAAAAAAAAAH!!! Bulkhead ANGRY! Bulkhead SMASH stupid sexy seeker!! *fires both his fists into Starscream's face, sending him flying back*
Animated Starscream: ARRRRRRGH!!! I REALLY have to stop showing off, it's killing Meeeeeee! *slams into the ground* Oof!
An animated version of my character, Crossfire walks in beside BB: Woah, the Incredible Bulk did it again! :-P

(Sorry if it's a little crappy...Just came off the top of my head and...well, I just had to write it down.)

by **Auto Bot** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:30 am

Megatron to Ravage: "Bite him."

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:48 am

Arcee: (observing Hotrod thru Perceptors scope) "Hot Rod looks like he has a really big oil pan"

Kup: "That's because Percy has it on 50000 astro magnification, Knock it off or I will barf up my transistors"

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:19 am

Megatron: (Maniacal laughter) How ironic!!--

Starscream: Ironic?! Ironic?!! You wanna see ironic? (Rips off Megatron's arm-cannon and blasts him in the face with it) There's your goddam 'Irony, Megatron! You wanna see some more? Alright, I quit! I'm gonna work in Burger King!

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Wheeljack: Hey, Prime. Look what I found painted onto the inner walls of the volcano!

Spike: They look like the scrawlings of the early human civilisations, neanderthals wall-paintings!

Prime: What are the drawings of?

Spike: ...Looks like a giant purple dinosaur.

Barney The Dinosaur's pilot runs soon after the Transformers publicise their discovery

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Grimlock: Me, Grimlock have PhD in AstroPhysics!

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During the Battle Over Autobot City

Kickback: Delicious, eh, Shrapnel?

Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons (electrons).

Kickback: Better watch those calories!

Shrapnel: Indeed (Indeed)!

They take off in search of less fattening materials

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Shockwave: Highly illogical, Captain.

***

I seem to have run dry once again.

I'll be back when I grow some wit. B-)

by **Depthscream** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:33 am

Optimus Prime: Daaayum!
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Perceptor: According to my calculations... BOOBS!
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Optimus Prime: What the **** did you just say, Jazz?
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Bumblebee: I hope I don't end out being called 'Goldbug'!
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Megatron: DECEPTICONS, ATTACK!
(The 'cons start walking in slow-motion to the Reservoir Dogs music)
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Grimlock: Hey, I wanna hear more stories Kup! Uh... I mean, me Grimlock wanna hear story!
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Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, suggest we have pudding!
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Hot Rod: Whoa, this is crazier than that time I became leader of the Autobots!
(Goes to Family Guy style cutaway)
Hot Rod: Hey, this is harder than I thought. Hang on, hold this, I gotta take a dump. (Hands the matrix to Wheelie)
Wheelie: Yay!
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Can't think of anything better, I still have that Inferno joke stuck in my head.

by **Auto Bot** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:46 am

Metroplex: "Daniel, get out of there. It tickles!"

by **Snowtron** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:00 pm

Grimlcok:Me grimlock transfom into barny!

by **Kid_Kapatilsm** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:06 pm

Megatron: Cliffjumper, you and Ratchet go and look for clues while me and Daphne stay here in the Mystery Machine and make that intercourse thingy humans do. Velma can watch.

Cliffjumper: Like Zoinks! Ratch, we gotta stop hangin' out with these guys.