The Ultimate Caption Contest
Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg
76 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Decepticon Stryker says:
"I don't know if I'm a Cyberman, a Borg, or Atomic Man... What I do know is that you won't see me again."
omegasupreme69 says:
i came in with only a hang nail...this is what You get with Obamacare
megatron1322 says:
Ok lemme get this straight...I-phone 6 and 7 came out while i was under...and they have more apps? this is such BS!!!
Zeedust says:
"And then those MECH guys just pointed at me an started laughing! DOCTOR MORROCCO gets taken more seriously than I do! That's why I decided I need this makeover."
Sentinel Maximus says:
Dr. Archeville turns to Starscream and sez,... ",...And how do you expect me to jerk off and enjoy it Starscream? My hands are metal!"
Maestro Meister says:
Next on E! Fashion Police: Bitch Stole My Look - Dr. Arkeville vs. Circuit Breaker
malcontentman says:
Ya see, because of this state of the art Japanese, all-in-one, colonic, sex-chair Toilet made by Takara, I haven't moved in days!
Antron says:
"I'm sorry but, your HMO doesn't cover gender re-assignment surgery. This is the best we could do for you."
Rex Prime says:
what's the use of a cyborg form if my hands won't transform into a Gatling gun?!
Optimum Supreme says:
Great scott, Marty! I've somehow wandered onto the set of Robocop!
jrgreer74 says:
This sucks! At least Silas had a vehicle mode, and looked cool! I'm half naked and have this stupid looking haircut! What the hell, Starscream?
muddyjoe says:
Arkeville: "Shit like this never happens to Dr. Mindbender over at Cobra!"
Marcus Rush says:
I am sorry Seth Green, Robot Mad Scientist just doesn't have that roll off the tongue quality.
Revenge of Bruticus says:
Err....Megatron. I was uhh....testing out your thermal nuclear underwear. I didn't think you'd mind.
snavej says:
No, I was not in 'Back to the Future' or the sequels. However, the studio does pay me $450,000 per year for the image rights.
snavej says:
The new comics from IDW are so exciting that I had to do this to myself, to commemorate the wonderful new plot direction.
snavej says:
What do you mean, I don't get the part in the remake of 'Metropolis'?! Is it because of my handsome mecha-goolies?!
snavej says:
'...and this is what happens to you after watching too much cyberporn on the Cybertronian internet.'
d_sel1 says:
Dr Arkeville: Starscream it is bad enough that you made me a cyborg, but you made me look like the freak from Pulp Fiction!
highburn says:
MOM! I swear I wasn't doing what you thought I was doing. No Mom, that's just a movie on the monitor....No...Oh God, do you have to get Dad?
agentcastle says:
as much as he strained, poor Dr Arkeville couldn't feed the decepticon toilet any energon pubes
KerisDuul says:
A Guy In The Background Says Over Speaker "Okay Romney Bot Take 3000 maybe he knows why airplane windows dont open now"
USDA Prime says:
Seen from the pilot of the new "6 Million Dollar Man" series. It didn't go well with test audiences.
SKYWARPED_128 says:
You call this "cyberization"?! You just put a Tin Man costume on me, and strapped to your grandfather's electric wheelchair!
USDA Prime says:
Hasbro's attempts to make Doc Brown transform into a Delorean utterly fail.
USDA Prime says:
The Borg wouldn't let me into the collective. Can I crash here for a few days?
WolfSpider1979 says:
What the smeg am I doing here!? I was supposed to be getting a lap dance at the "Crossed-Circuits"!
paul053 says:
I know my skin color is not right, but that shouldn't stop me from entering JLA.
Ravage XK says:
Awww! This isn't what I asked for at all! I wanted a pretty little Gingham dress, a pony tail and Army Boots. Who will dance with me at the ball looking like this!
skidflap says:
Dr: Shockwave.
SHOCKWAVE: What?
DR: I have an itch.
SHOCKWAVE: scratch it yourself, i'm not going there again.
Fires_Of_Inferno says:
It is the distant future. The year 2000! We are robots! The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's
