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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg
76 comments
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76 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Spike’s original exo-suit.

Jun 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Rollin’ with the homies ....

Apr 14, 2020

DeltaSilver88 says:

Yes, that is a poodle in my ear. Why?

Sep 4, 2019

Decepticon Stryker says:

"I don't know if I'm a Cyberman, a Borg, or Atomic Man... What I do know is that you won't see me again."

Jun 10, 2016

Decepticon Stryker says:

"Soooooo why am I in a wheelchair?"

Jun 10, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Nice toilet .

Sep 21, 2015

Bonerking says:

"David Carradine warned me to lock the door."

Mar 29, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Why the hell do I still have that stupid tuft of hair?"

Jan 15, 2015

Caleb.tron says:

See if robot chicken isn't gonna do it someone had to...

Jul 31, 2014

Caleb.tron says:

Cmon robcop's taken already!

Jul 31, 2014

kruiz220898 says:

Marty McFly: Hey Doc, Doc Brown, your on Transformers!!

May 24, 2013

spartanH85 says:

Sooo....explain to me again why I don't have a robotic package?

May 3, 2013

MarkNL says:

The Terminator 2.0

Apr 4, 2013

jjsbrowser says:

What!!! This is not Robot Chicken!!!

Mar 21, 2013

SentinelA says:

What? You didn't do anything with my dick?

Mar 19, 2013

SentinelA says:

Does this thing includes a waste desposal unit?

Mar 19, 2013

SentinelA says:

Am I Locutus of Borg?

Mar 19, 2013

rodimus27 says:

decepticons wanted to do the same thing just like robot chicken

Feb 28, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

You soo dont want to see where they put the USB port.....

Jan 6, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

i came in with only a hang nail...this is what You get with Obamacare

Jan 6, 2013

primehunter says:

Damb it woman, im not a machine, im a...uhhhhh OK

Jan 5, 2013

megatron1322 says:

Ok lemme get this straight...I-phone 6 and 7 came out while i was under...and they have more apps? this is such BS!!!

Dec 31, 2012

Heres a Hint says:

and now i know how picard feels

Dec 21, 2012

Zeedust says:

"And then those MECH guys just pointed at me an started laughing! DOCTOR MORROCCO gets taken more seriously than I do! That's why I decided I need this makeover."

Oct 16, 2012

Sentinel Maximus says:

Dr. Archeville turns to Starscream and sez,... ",...And how do you expect me to jerk off and enjoy it Starscream? My hands are metal!"

Oct 8, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Next on E! Fashion Police: Bitch Stole My Look - Dr. Arkeville vs. Circuit Breaker

Oct 8, 2012

malcontentman says:

Ya see, because of this state of the art Japanese, all-in-one, colonic, sex-chair Toilet made by Takara, I haven't moved in days!

Oct 7, 2012

Antron says:

"I'm sorry but, your HMO doesn't cover gender re-assignment surgery. This is the best we could do for you."

Oct 7, 2012

Geminii says:

"Sooo... am I naked here or what?"

Oct 7, 2012

Rex Prime says:

what's the use of a cyborg form if my hands won't transform into a Gatling gun?!

Oct 6, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Great scott, Marty! I've somehow wandered onto the set of Robocop!

Oct 5, 2012

phase says:

I can't believe it's not butter!

Oct 5, 2012

jrgreer74 says:

This sucks! At least Silas had a vehicle mode, and looked cool! I'm half naked and have this stupid looking haircut! What the hell, Starscream?

Oct 5, 2012

Dinomask says:

How do I flush this toilet?

Oct 5, 2012

Swoopscream says:

And you did WHAT with my wang?

Oct 4, 2012

muddyjoe says:

Arkeville: "Shit like this never happens to Dr. Mindbender over at Cobra!"

Oct 4, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

I am sorry Seth Green, Robot Mad Scientist just doesn't have that roll off the tongue quality.

Oct 4, 2012

Revenge of Bruticus says:

Err....Megatron. I was uhh....testing out your thermal nuclear underwear. I didn't think you'd mind.

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

No, I was not in 'Back to the Future' or the sequels. However, the studio does pay me $450,000 per year for the image rights.

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

The new comics from IDW are so exciting that I had to do this to myself, to commemorate the wonderful new plot direction.

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

What do you mean, I don't get the part in the remake of 'Metropolis'?! Is it because of my handsome mecha-goolies?!

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

Inside Seven of Nine's erotic dream.

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

Arkeville demands half his hairstyle back.

Oct 4, 2012

snavej says:

'...and this is what happens to you after watching too much cyberporn on the Cybertronian internet.'

Oct 4, 2012

bobbinsmahoney says:

And how do I go to the toilet?

Oct 4, 2012

Another Fan says:

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
Domo... domo
Domo... domo

Oct 4, 2012

d_sel1 says:

Dr Arkeville: Starscream it is bad enough that you made me a cyborg, but you made me look like the freak from Pulp Fiction!

Oct 4, 2012

highburn says:

MOM! I swear I wasn't doing what you thought I was doing. No Mom, that's just a movie on the monitor....No...Oh God, do you have to get Dad?

Oct 4, 2012

six6dbl5321 says:

- What do you mean I'm not Sunstreaker's Head!?!

Oct 3, 2012

TFIta369 says:

Do you mind?!

Oct 3, 2012

agentcastle says:

as much as he strained, poor Dr Arkeville couldn't feed the decepticon toilet any energon pubes

Oct 3, 2012

jewakhan14 says:

Dame you robot Chiken i'll get you for this.

Oct 3, 2012

KerisDuul says:

A Guy In The Background Says Over Speaker "Okay Romney Bot Take 3000 maybe he knows why airplane windows dont open now"

Oct 3, 2012

NTESHFT says:

AAAAAWWWWWWW....but I wanted to be in the movie!

Oct 3, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Seen from the pilot of the new "6 Million Dollar Man" series. It didn't go well with test audiences.

Oct 3, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Whoa...what happened at the party last night??

Oct 2, 2012

SKYWARPED_128 says:

You call this "cyberization"?! You just put a Tin Man costume on me, and strapped to your grandfather's electric wheelchair!

Oct 2, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Hasbro's attempts to make Doc Brown transform into a Delorean utterly fail.

Oct 2, 2012

USDA Prime says:

They thought the "thumbs up" was ironic. I think it's just cruel.

Oct 2, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Lamest. Cyborg. EVER!!!

Oct 2, 2012

USDA Prime says:

The Borg wouldn't let me into the collective. Can I crash here for a few days?

Oct 2, 2012

Gundamu says:

"Wh-what was the safeword again...?"

Oct 2, 2012

WolfSpider1979 says:

What the smeg am I doing here!? I was supposed to be getting a lap dance at the "Crossed-Circuits"!

Oct 2, 2012

Stormrider says:

The Decepticon naughty chair

Oct 2, 2012

ClockWorkMecha says:

Waitaminute! You're not the Centurions!

Oct 2, 2012

PrymeStriker says:

Why in the hell do you keep calling me "Terminator?"

Oct 2, 2012

Jetfire22 says:

Wait..... You had to remove my WHAT??!!

Oct 2, 2012

paul053 says:

I know my skin color is not right, but that shouldn't stop me from entering JLA.

Oct 2, 2012

Cobalt Prime says:

Honey! It's not what it looks like!

Oct 2, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Awww! This isn't what I asked for at all! I wanted a pretty little Gingham dress, a pony tail and Army Boots. Who will dance with me at the ball looking like this!

Oct 2, 2012

necr0blivion says:

What was that safe word again?

Oct 2, 2012

skidflap says:

Dr: Shockwave.

SHOCKWAVE: What?

DR: I have an itch.

SHOCKWAVE: scratch it yourself, i'm not going there again.

Oct 2, 2012

dedcat says:

Toiletron was definitely one of the least popular Transformers.

Oct 2, 2012

Fires_Of_Inferno says:

It is the distant future. The year 2000! We are robots! The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's

Oct 2, 2012

King Slick says:

Do I have to watch that? I have a splitting headache!

Oct 2, 2012

Cooter says:

Robot Chicken gets his revenge! Bok!

Oct 2, 2012

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