The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron covets the exponential generator

65 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
This dinosaur egg is taking ages to hatch... how did that Hammond guy do it so fast?
Riptidemtmte says:
"So THIS is the power of the Nova Reactor. Not bad, not bad at all..."
Axelbro says:
megs:ooo see shiny :) starscream i told you i will invent the cybertronian light bulb, whose the imbecile
starscream: I am :(
omegasupreme69 says:
great microwaved engergon again... we need a female autobot to cook for us like the autobots have. Yeah i went there I am evil after all
Revenge of Bruticus says:
"I'm sick of adjusting this dish whenever the wind blows. I'm switching back to cable."
Swoopscream says:
Every time I use this thing... All I see is my dead mother saying I'm not good enough. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten it from the back of the comic book. Yeah... Mom told me that one, too.
EXSkywarp says:
DJ Megatron on the 1's and 2's, y'all. Kickin' the phat beats, droppin' that bass like "WHOA!"
Zeedust says:
"Oh, this? It's a football trophy. I used to be the greatest quarterback on Cybertron, but that was before the war..."
"You STARTED the war!"
"You know what they say, hindsight is 20/20..."
Silver Snake says:
Megatron: My precious... Autobotses wants to keeps you... We must not let them, no, no.
snavej says:
Megatron never found out who had squashed his crystal ball or, indeed, how. He could no longer be a fortune teller, so he had to start a huge war instead.
snavej says:
When assembled, Swedish flatpack furniture never looks like it did in the showroom.
snavej says:
Megatron [thinks]: WTF? Should I eat it, pray to it or store my hardhouse garage on it?!
snavej says:
Christmas 1985 was truly dreadful. The Decepticons had no idea what present to give Megatron so they gift-wrapped one of Soundwave's turds.
snavej says:
This is what you get when you write 'inches' instead of 'feet'. [Spinal Tap joke]
1111111222233333 says:
"...and with this weapon, the human race will be brought to its KNEES. I call it...dubstep!!!"
MarkNL says:
Electrical bulb: I am Electro!!!
Megatron: What? You're in the wrong TV series!
Electrical bulb a.k.a. Electro: Ah, crap. I just came from My little ponies. I need to find "The amazing Spider-Schmuck". I'm gonna look further then...
MasterSoundBlaster says:
*sigh* I always seem to make Soundwave mess with the electronics and what now...But since HE'S on vacation,looks like "I" will have to fiddle with this thing *Sigh*
Grimlock64 says:
At last, I have in my grasp the Playstation Wii60! ... Where do the discs go?
Mofo4life says:
BAZINGA!!! It's mine...all mine...I will finally...Wow this thing is so beautiful. I love it's color...Dang it...Why am I down here again?
Dracomancer says:
How to be a successful evil overlord rule 22: No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
USDA Prime says:
"Starscream! This is the last year I put you in charge of the Easter Egg Hunt!"
Maestro Meister says:
Upon waking up his "Engineer" from cryosleep, Megatron couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
snavej says:
Meanwhile, at the mcguffin factory, Megatron wishes that they had them in all the colours and all the sizes.
Mofo4life says:
Should i take this? Maybe it will tell me my future...Hmmm...I wonder...Dang it! Why am I down here again?
#Sideways# says:
The Transformers version of the Magic 8 Ball. Here's the thing about the future, its SHOCKING.
Optimum Supreme says:
The Space-Easter Cyberbunny even brought naughty children like Megatron electroeggs that year.
Zordon says:
CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!.... DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER oh hi megatron... sorry about that...have you seen Dr. Smith around?
paul053 says:
I don't believe Laserbeak was coming out from this egg. Well, why do I ever listen to Starscream?
Mofo4life says:
Dang-it. I keep forgetting what I'm supposed to do with this. STARSCREAM!!! Come here and handle this!
Mofo4life says:
Hmmm...I forget what this thing does. It's so pretty. I wonder if I can eat it...with some Grey Poupon. Yummy.
Ryuki says:
Megatron: sigh~, it have passed 1 hours & I still can't thinking what caption should I put on this caption contest in Seibertron...
Ryuki says:
Megatron: I have been on Facebook for over 2 years, but no one ever add me to their friends list until now...(sigh~)
Ryuki says:
Megatron: the hell with this crystal ball ?!, I'm trying to get the vision of my future and yet it keep showing some wacko in purple called Galva-whatever...
Ravage XK says:
Megatron looks into his crystal ball: "Its a bit hazy but I see Starscream shall be loyal to the end and I in no way will be replaced as leader"
Trikeboy says:
Megatron: Damn it, nothing but static. STARSCREAM, GET THE TRANSMITTER WORKING!!!!!
Quarnz says:
Megatron is trying to connect his new WiFi router into the network of the Nemesis...
Bumblevivisector says:
What's this? Kremzeek has possessed the Ocean Spray logo? This could give the Decepticons control over all product-placement! F@%& Mickey-D's and Burger King!
peacethrotyrrany says:
Megs:I will now Broadcast your future, through my magical crystal oval..
Optimus:Megatron this is lame its a power generato-
Megs:SILENCE!!!!