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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Megatron covets the exponential generator

Megatron covets the exponential generator
65 comments
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65 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Windows 11 update ….

Jun 18, 2023

DeltaSilver88 says:

This dinosaur egg is taking ages to hatch... how did that Hammond guy do it so fast?

Sep 4, 2019

Nacelle says:

Baby DevilZ

Dec 17, 2018

Riptidemtmte says:

"So THIS is the power of the Nova Reactor. Not bad, not bad at all..."

Jan 15, 2015

Rainmaker says:

Oh, look! My thingy is glowing!

Dec 26, 2014

nyklas78 says:

Damn! I kinda want Chinese.

Oct 27, 2014

Evil Eye says:

Megatron was mildly disappointed by his new plasma ball.

Sep 3, 2014

Axelbro says:

megs:ooo see shiny :) starscream i told you i will invent the cybertronian light bulb, whose the imbecile
starscream: I am :(

Mar 4, 2013

Lboogie609 says:

"I've done it decepticons, I've found the last Easter Egg!"

Jan 21, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

great microwaved engergon again... we need a female autobot to cook for us like the autobots have. Yeah i went there I am evil after all

Jan 6, 2013

Revenge of Bruticus says:

"I'm sick of adjusting this dish whenever the wind blows. I'm switching back to cable."

Oct 25, 2012

Swoopscream says:

Every time I use this thing... All I see is my dead mother saying I'm not good enough. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten it from the back of the comic book. Yeah... Mom told me that one, too.

Sep 9, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

DJ Megatron on the 1's and 2's, y'all. Kickin' the phat beats, droppin' that bass like "WHOA!"

Sep 5, 2012

Zeedust says:

"Oh, this? It's a football trophy. I used to be the greatest quarterback on Cybertron, but that was before the war..."

"You STARTED the war!"

"You know what they say, hindsight is 20/20..."

Aug 18, 2012

BenderCrosby1 says:

Siiighh, the wizard promised ME a heart...

Aug 6, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Megatron: My precious... Autobotses wants to keeps you... We must not let them, no, no.

Jul 11, 2012

trailbreaker says:

Megatron - "Where do I pee?"

Jul 3, 2012

OptiMagnus says:

Shut up computer wife Karen!

Jul 3, 2012

snavej says:

Megatron never found out who had squashed his crystal ball or, indeed, how. He could no longer be a fortune teller, so he had to start a huge war instead.

Jul 2, 2012

snavej says:

When assembled, Swedish flatpack furniture never looks like it did in the showroom.

Jul 2, 2012

snavej says:

Megatron [thinks]: WTF? Should I eat it, pray to it or store my hardhouse garage on it?!

Jul 2, 2012

snavej says:

Christmas 1985 was truly dreadful. The Decepticons had no idea what present to give Megatron so they gift-wrapped one of Soundwave's turds.

Jul 2, 2012

snavej says:

This is what you get when you write 'inches' instead of 'feet'. [Spinal Tap joke]

Jul 2, 2012

1111111222233333 says:

"...and with this weapon, the human race will be brought to its KNEES. I call it...dubstep!!!"

Jul 1, 2012

MarkNL says:

Electrical bulb: I am Electro!!!
Megatron: What? You're in the wrong TV series!
Electrical bulb a.k.a. Electro: Ah, crap. I just came from My little ponies. I need to find "The amazing Spider-Schmuck". I'm gonna look further then...

Jul 1, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Kremzeek has really let himself go lately!

Jun 30, 2012

stevescustoms says:

This might hurt a little bit.

Jun 30, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

*sigh* I always seem to make Soundwave mess with the electronics and what now...But since HE'S on vacation,looks like "I" will have to fiddle with this thing *Sigh*

Jun 30, 2012

Grimlock64 says:

At last, I have in my grasp the Playstation Wii60! ... Where do the discs go?

Jun 30, 2012

Mofo4life says:

BAZINGA!!! It's mine...all mine...I will finally...Wow this thing is so beautiful. I love it's color...Dang it...Why am I down here again?

Jun 29, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Aww, crap, the damned lightbulb has blown again.

Jun 29, 2012

Dracomancer says:

How to be a successful evil overlord rule 22: No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

Jun 29, 2012

gijoeben1 says:

Buffering... still? No one will ever watch videos on the internet!

Jun 29, 2012

USDA Prime says:

"Starscream! This is the last year I put you in charge of the Easter Egg Hunt!"

Jun 28, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Upon waking up his "Engineer" from cryosleep, Megatron couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

Jun 28, 2012

snavej says:

It's a Grimlock egg! I'll take a dozen.

Jun 28, 2012

snavej says:

Meanwhile, at the mcguffin factory, Megatron wishes that they had them in all the colours and all the sizes.

Jun 28, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Should i take this? Maybe it will tell me my future...Hmmm...I wonder...Dang it! Why am I down here again?

Jun 28, 2012

Deliverence says:

jeez... I hate airline restrooms.

Jun 28, 2012

Bones420 says:

Damn! Iv never been good at setting the clock on these things!

Jun 27, 2012

undertowx says:

57 Channels and Nothing on!

Jun 27, 2012

#Sideways# says:

The Transformers version of the Magic 8 Ball. Here's the thing about the future, its SHOCKING.

Jun 27, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Megatron wins an Easter Egg hunt.

Jun 27, 2012

procyon says:

Geez... SDCC is getting kind of desperate for exclusives...

Jun 27, 2012

Crosshairs says:

my...precious...

Jun 27, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

The Space-Easter Cyberbunny even brought naughty children like Megatron electroeggs that year.

Jun 27, 2012

Zordon says:

CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!.... DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER oh hi megatron... sorry about that...have you seen Dr. Smith around?

Jun 26, 2012

paul053 says:

I don't believe Laserbeak was coming out from this egg. Well, why do I ever listen to Starscream?

Jun 26, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Ooohhh...It's so pretty...

Jun 26, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Dang-it. I keep forgetting what I'm supposed to do with this. STARSCREAM!!! Come here and handle this!

Jun 26, 2012

Mofo4life says:

This is a great time for some football.

Jun 26, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Hmmm...I forget what this thing does. It's so pretty. I wonder if I can eat it...with some Grey Poupon. Yummy.

Jun 26, 2012

Ryuki says:

Megatron: sigh~, it have passed 1 hours & I still can't thinking what caption should I put on this caption contest in Seibertron...

Jun 26, 2012

Ryuki says:

Megatron: I have been on Facebook for over 2 years, but no one ever add me to their friends list until now...(sigh~)

Jun 26, 2012

Ryuki says:

Megatron: the hell with this crystal ball ?!, I'm trying to get the vision of my future and yet it keep showing some wacko in purple called Galva-whatever...

Jun 26, 2012

agentcastle says:

I'll never understand deception porn...

Jun 26, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Megatron looks into his crystal ball: "Its a bit hazy but I see Starscream shall be loyal to the end and I in no way will be replaced as leader"

Jun 26, 2012

njb902 says:

glowing glowing little ball who is the mechiest of them all.

Jun 26, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Megatron: Damn it, nothing but static. STARSCREAM, GET THE TRANSMITTER WORKING!!!!!

Jun 26, 2012

Quarnz says:

Megatron is trying to connect his new WiFi router into the network of the Nemesis...

Jun 26, 2012

MP-99 says:

- sigh - another dreary day and just static on the tube...

Jun 26, 2012

Menasor75 says:

Megatron is in fact the creator of the Lost In Space Robot.

Jun 26, 2012

Bumblevivisector says:

What's this? Kremzeek has possessed the Ocean Spray logo? This could give the Decepticons control over all product-placement! F@%& Mickey-D's and Burger King!

Jun 26, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Sorry, "Lord Megatron" has already been registered.

Jun 26, 2012

peacethrotyrrany says:

Megs:I will now Broadcast your future, through my magical crystal oval..

Optimus:Megatron this is lame its a power generato-

Megs:SILENCE!!!!

Jun 26, 2012
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