BG the Robit says:
By the time Soundwave got there to stop Megatron from eating all the burritos, it was too late.
TF Cagle says:
Megatron: Cough Cough. Soundwave make a note, don't use the smoke bombs!
Lockdownhunter says:
Yes master!I am your genie to command
disappear
*turns into a puff of smoke*
Lockdownhunter says:
STARSCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Y U NO OBEY ME?!Y U FARTED WHEN I EAT MY BURRITOS?!
Caleb.tron says:
STARSCREAM you just had to pull Devastor's finger right after taco bell!!!
Judas_Warlord says:
Megatron (in a mellow voice): Maaaaaaaan. This chronic I got from Swindle is the BOMB!!!!!!
Bismuth says:
Megatron... did you take Wheeljack's invention by mistake? I thought we warned you against it...
Grimlockuppercut says:
Megatron: I don't know which is worse: Cosmic rust, or being trapped in a floating cloud that follows me. Soundwave: Probably neither, Lord Megatron.
MarkNL says:
What? MEGATRON is evolving!
Congratulations! Your MEGATRON evolved into GALVATRON!
stevescustoms says:
Ok, I've decided to try out for the role of Pig Pen in the new live actio9n Charlie Brown film.
Axelbro says:
megatron :oh my god soundwave bring me the vacuum cleaner i have fart problems
RedAlert83 says:
Woundering where the Spores from the return of optimus prime? here they are Megatron! MEGATRON: I shall review these spores on- AAAhh GET THEM OFF ME!
EunuchRon says:
"When I get my hands on whoever put the smoke bomb in my fusion cannon I'll tear his optics out!"
Nerdimus Maximus says:
MEGATRON: "Los Angeles does have the worst pollution, doesn't it, 'Starscream'?! ...'Starscream'?! ...?! "
RodimalToyota says:
Michael Bay's 4th Transformers movie's lead villain Unicron makes his first appearance!
agentcastle says:
teletraan 1: faced with defeat, megatron releases his noxious amnesia gas...
teletraan 2: that's not amnesia gas!
teletraan 1: but it sure is noxious, gotta give em that much
snavej says:
Your VHS tape is finally screwed. Please upgrade your viewing technology, tightwad.
JaffleMaker says:
Few people know about the in built black hole generator that allows Megatron to skrink in size, but even fewer know of a second "brown generator" that serves an even more sinister purpouse.
Ultra Markus says:
Megatron the baddest tyrant in the universe even defies california's strick emission restrictions
maroyasha says:
Oh god! It's cosmic rust! Oh wait, it's worse! It's Omega Supreme's cosmic farts! Decepticons! Retreat with what little dignity I have left!
njb902 says:
Megatron commits suicide after learning about Soundwave indiscretions with Brawn.
Geminii says:
"With my new meatball disguise, I can infiltrate the Autobot Ark as a human lunch! It's almost too perfect..."
King Slick says:
Arizona? ARIZONA? HA! When I conquer this worthless planet, I will rename it, NEW BETA FOUR! I NEED WIPERS ON MY OPTIC SENSORS!
Ryuki says:
"Alright, who is the one plugging my fusion cannon ??!! STARSCREAAAAMM !!!!"
d_sel1 says:
Starscream: Finally, Megatron has fallen. Decepticons, I am your new leader! All hail Starscream.
Megatron: Premature again, you dolt!
Jack Hallows says:
♫ rollin down the street smokin indo, sippin on gin n' juice.. laaiiid baaack.. wit my mind on my energon & energ'on my mind.. ♫
Bumblevivisector says:
The latest McDonald's promotion somehow resulted in some Happy Meals containing a Megatron/FryGuy/Meatwad hybrid.
Fires_Of_Inferno says:
Concept sketches for Megatrons' new look for ROTF were drawn up by the same guy who designed Galactus in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Bumblevivisector says:
Alas, Megatron's new boulder alt mode just inspired kids to throw him at each other, causing more injuries that his original toy being mistaken for a real gun.