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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Megatron in a puff of smoke

Megatron in a puff of smoke
75 comments
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75 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Kids , don’t play with fireworks.

Apr 30, 2023

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Optimus won the war for Cybertron, it was not pretty

May 24, 2022

DeltaSilver88 says:

Megatron finally met his end at the jaws of robo-locusts.

Sep 4, 2019

BG the Robit says:

By the time Soundwave got there to stop Megatron from eating all the burritos, it was too late.

Feb 6, 2017

WreckerJack says:

We get it, you vape.

May 3, 2016

Wolfman Jake says:

Megatron's Meatwad cosplay needed some more work.

Apr 25, 2016

Emerje says:

Megatron's new giant meatball alt mode wasn't fooling anyone.

Apr 20, 2016

TF Cagle says:

Megatron: Cough Cough. Soundwave make a note, don't use the smoke bombs!

Nov 11, 2014

Lockdownhunter says:

Yes master!I am your genie to command

disappear

*turns into a puff of smoke*

Nov 9, 2014

Lockdownhunter says:

STARSCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Y U NO OBEY ME?!Y U FARTED WHEN I EAT MY BURRITOS?!

Nov 9, 2014

Caleb.tron says:

STARSCREAM you just had to pull Devastor's finger right after taco bell!!!

Jul 31, 2014

Judas_Warlord says:

Megatron (in a mellow voice): Maaaaaaaan. This chronic I got from Swindle is the BOMB!!!!!!

Jul 12, 2014

Bluespindash97 says:

Lumpy Space Megatron was meet with little praise.

Jul 11, 2014

Bismuth says:

Megatron the giant fungi.

Dec 22, 2013

Bismuth says:

Megatron... did you take Wheeljack's invention by mistake? I thought we warned you against it...

Dec 22, 2013

kruiz220898 says:

This stuff is stronger than the stuff Starscream found in Colorado!

May 24, 2013

Grimlockuppercut says:

Megatron: I don't know which is worse: Cosmic rust, or being trapped in a floating cloud that follows me. Soundwave: Probably neither, Lord Megatron.

May 2, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

Jokey smurf: Suprise.....

Apr 26, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

joey Smurf: Suprise......

Apr 26, 2013

cusd220 says:

MEGS: give me more energon smokes!

Apr 16, 2013

MarkNL says:

What? MEGATRON is evolving!

Congratulations! Your MEGATRON evolved into GALVATRON!

Apr 4, 2013

Zeedust says:

"That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell!"

Apr 3, 2013

StoneXZ4 says:

'Pull my finger,' he says. CURSE YOU, DEVESTATOR!

Apr 2, 2013

Thadicon says:

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! poo particles!!!

Mar 25, 2013

Unknown says:

AAAHHHH!! I KNEW my fusion cannon was clogged!

Mar 25, 2013

stevescustoms says:

Ok, I've decided to try out for the role of Pig Pen in the new live actio9n Charlie Brown film.

Mar 24, 2013

Axelbro says:

megatron :oh my god soundwave bring me the vacuum cleaner i have fart problems

Mar 23, 2013

RedAlert83 says:

Woundering where the Spores from the return of optimus prime? here they are Megatron! MEGATRON: I shall review these spores on- AAAhh GET THEM OFF ME!

Mar 23, 2013

EunuchRon says:

"When I get my hands on whoever put the smoke bomb in my fusion cannon I'll tear his optics out!"

Mar 23, 2013

slipstreamrules says:

STARSCREAM!!! DID YOU LEAVE THIS !@#$@ GAS!!!!

Mar 22, 2013

Nerdimus Maximus says:

MEGATRON: "Los Angeles does have the worst pollution, doesn't it, 'Starscream'?! ...'Starscream'?! ...?! "

Mar 22, 2013

Nerdimus Maximus says:

MEGATRON: " Nobody Smokes MEGATRON... Cough! ...Cough! "

Mar 22, 2013

RodimalToyota says:

Michael Bay's 4th Transformers movie's lead villain Unicron makes his first appearance!

Mar 22, 2013

NTESHFT says:

Get off me Meatwad.....

Mar 21, 2013

formshifters says:

Sentry Buster is in the area!

Mar 21, 2013

jjsbrowser says:

"I need to stop eating those energon enchiladas"

Mar 21, 2013

trailbreaker says:

Looks like a giant meatball....

Mar 21, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

HRRP! HRRP! LRT MR RRT RF HRRR! R CRN"T BRRTH RN THRS THRRNG!

Mar 20, 2013

agentcastle says:

teletraan 1: faced with defeat, megatron releases his noxious amnesia gas...
teletraan 2: that's not amnesia gas!
teletraan 1: but it sure is noxious, gotta give em that much

Mar 20, 2013

ClockWorkMecha says:

Next on Aquateen Hunger Force, Meatwad makes a new friend..

Mar 20, 2013

brindapari1 says:

Megatron tries the Cinnamon Challenge.

Mar 20, 2013

Nemesis Maximo says:

Megatron: *cough cough*

Mar 20, 2013

#Sideways# says:

Remember kids, smoking is bad for you!

Mar 20, 2013

snavej says:

Your VHS tape is finally screwed. Please upgrade your viewing technology, tightwad.

Mar 20, 2013

griftimus prime says:

goku vs megatron

Mar 20, 2013

JaffleMaker says:

**brown hole

Mar 20, 2013

JaffleMaker says:

Few people know about the in built black hole generator that allows Megatron to skrink in size, but even fewer know of a second "brown generator" that serves an even more sinister purpouse.

Mar 20, 2013

Shockwarp says:

@$^*!!!!

Mar 20, 2013

Antron says:

Hi Charlie Brown, meet the new kid in school. His name is Pigpenatron.

Mar 19, 2013

Ultra Markus says:

Megatron the baddest tyrant in the universe even defies california's strick emission restrictions

Mar 19, 2013

Tracks85 says:

Run for your life, There's a sh*t cloud comin'.

Mar 19, 2013

Towline says:

Put the lime in the coconut and call. STARSCREAM!

Mar 19, 2013

maroyasha says:

Oh god! It's cosmic rust! Oh wait, it's worse! It's Omega Supreme's cosmic farts! Decepticons! Retreat with what little dignity I have left!

Mar 19, 2013

njb902 says:

Megatron commits suicide after learning about Soundwave indiscretions with Brawn.

Mar 19, 2013

SentinelA says:

Ugh! I sharted!

Mar 19, 2013

Evil Eye says:

And THIS, kids, is why smoking is a very, very bad idea.

Mar 19, 2013

Ravage XK says:

Decepticons!! Retreat, I had the beans!

Mar 19, 2013

SLUGSLINGER81 says:

cough* that is the last time I chill with Snoop Doggitron cough*

Mar 19, 2013

Geminii says:

"With my new meatball disguise, I can infiltrate the Autobot Ark as a human lunch! It's almost too perfect..."

Mar 19, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

Dammit Starscream I told you to step away... damn they linger too

Mar 19, 2013

Sinnertwin says:

Omega, ready. Bowels evacuated.

Mar 19, 2013

PrymeStriker says:

Puff the Magic Legged Smoke Cloud

Mar 19, 2013

King Slick says:

Arizona? ARIZONA? HA! When I conquer this worthless planet, I will rename it, NEW BETA FOUR! I NEED WIPERS ON MY OPTIC SENSORS!

Mar 19, 2013

rockman_fan says:

MWHAHAHA! the PERFECT disguise...

Mar 19, 2013

Manterax Prime says:

AHH BURRITO GAS!!! SOUNDWAVE, HELP ME!!!!

Mar 19, 2013

Ryuki says:

"Alright, who is the one plugging my fusion cannon ??!! STARSCREAAAAMM !!!!"

Mar 19, 2013

SkywarpPushesYou says:

This is the last time I eat at Taco Bell before a fight

Mar 19, 2013

Super Megatron says:

Autobots - Being who never miss a chance on missing out on peace.

Mar 19, 2013

d_sel1 says:

Starscream: Finally, Megatron has fallen. Decepticons, I am your new leader! All hail Starscream.
Megatron: Premature again, you dolt!

Mar 19, 2013

Jack Hallows says:

♫ rollin down the street smokin indo, sippin on gin n' juice.. laaiiid baaack.. wit my mind on my energon & energ'on my mind.. ♫

Mar 19, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

The latest McDonald's promotion somehow resulted in some Happy Meals containing a Megatron/FryGuy/Meatwad hybrid.

Mar 19, 2013

Fires_Of_Inferno says:

Concept sketches for Megatrons' new look for ROTF were drawn up by the same guy who designed Galactus in Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Mar 19, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

Alas, Megatron's new boulder alt mode just inspired kids to throw him at each other, causing more injuries that his original toy being mistaken for a real gun.

Mar 19, 2013

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Damn energon burrito....

Mar 19, 2013

Maestro Meister says:

Rocklord gerwalk!

Mar 19, 2013

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