Spike and the Headmaster's heads

trailbreaker says:

Quicksand sucks.

trailbreaker says:

Another boring city council meeting ….

Comic_27 says:

This isn't weed

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "I like your idea of a Talking Heads tribute band, but how you gonna play the instruments?"

Rainmaker says:

Spike: Y'know, I thought I'd lose your heads first not your bodies.

Ravage XK says:

Arcee: Oh crap, Spike is telling another story! Screw this, I can roll away but you lot can't! HA!

Ravage XK says:

Ok, you are the first floating head beatboxing group. Who is good with the hihats?

Ravage XK says:

You all kind of look like you are floating.

Ravage XK says:

Budget cutbacks means we can no longer animate your bodies ( the true reason for Headmasters )

Ravage XK says:

Now that you are buried, I smear your heads with Jam and the Ants will KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!

Victinoko says:

You all are aHEAD of the crowd. get it? no? okay...

trailbreaker says:

"I'm selling you all on EBAY !!"

Evil Eye says:

"Very funny. Now can you dig us back out?"

Lboogie609 says:

"YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT' ROUND RIIIGHT ROOOUND, WHEN YA GO DOWN, WHEN YA GO DOWN DOOWWNN..."

omegasupreme69 says:

ok ok nobody panic its not worth loseing our heads over....ok bad joke but still you know...

trouvadour62 says:

Oh yea, by the way, bad news: We're out of shampoo.

trouvadour62 says:

OK, guys . . .and Arcee . . . from the top. This time, Highbrow, A flat in the third bar. A-one-two-three-four---IIII ain't got no booooody . . .

Revenge of Bruticus says:

Spike: Sory guys but I warned ya. If season 3 was a disappointment, heads were gonna roll.

Swoopscream says:

This is the worst talking heads concert I have ever been to!

EXSkywarp says:

Man, this is the LAST time I let Carly make special brownies.

TreyTable says:

One of these things is not like the others.

SentinelA says:

OK,who's giving me head?

VioMeTriX says:

i dont know which one of you the ball is under, watching you all moved around kinda creeped me out

KingEmperor says:

Arcee's thinking, "Aw just because I hang out with him doesn't mean I wanna be his partner forever!!!"

Evil Eye says:

Hooray! My limited edition Headmaster money boxes have finally arrived!

wardawnapocolypse says:

"Sorry guys, but I need a pot to piss in. So, who's it gonna be?

RoboTopia says:

Spike: "Wow, These New Life-Sized 'Junkion-Blacksmith Releases' WERE REALY WORTH ALL THAT MONEY!!"

RoboTopia says:

Spike: " Ok, Let's Try It Once More-- From The Top... 'I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts...' "

jack270606 says:

NBA Jam has loaded, I take it you guys want 'big heads on' mode?

Road Turtle says:

Cromedome, "Where's our bodies Spike?"

Spike, "Heh, funny thing is...uh...they shrank."

Cromedome, "What do you mean, 'Shrank'?!"

Me Grimlock King says:

Spike: Autobots lend me your ears I have somethin....I SAID EARS NOT HEADS

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "So Wheeljack says your heads are interchangeable; that includes you too Arcee!"

Arcee,"Oh dear Primus no..."

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Hey! Pixies anyone? 'With your feet in the air and your head on the ground....'"

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "I've heard of going head over heels, but not heels over head! Ha-cha-cha-cha!"

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Hey! Did you guys hear the one about the female autobot who contracted scraplets from her boyfriend? She went to pieces! HA!"

Cromedome, "You Suck!"

bririshan says:

"Hey I'm sure the dinobots were just playing around when they buried you in the sand!"

bririshan says:

"LOOK!!!" "I'm sure if we put all our heads together, we can take this thing head on!!!"

Shockwave7 says:

'Come on guys - even though Optimus is back I bet we can STILL make this series suck!'

crystalwidow says:

Soo, This is what they meant when they wrote the song "Stuck in your head"?!?!

MightyMagnus78 says:

...its the return of the body snatchers.

camp1977 says:

Okay guys that was to fast now which one of you is sitting on the peanut.

Aluus says:

Spike: THE VOICES!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

orionpax2000 says:

What the hell kind of soccer team is this suppose to be? Ugg Alpha Trion said there be days like this...

Optimum Supreme says:

Finally, an audience that can't run away from Spike's stand up act.

einhazard says:

Spike looked at the remnants of his grim business and began to cackle madly. The words 'unimportant character', once loud at the back of his head, were now drowned out by screaming.

Powermaster Prime says:

Let's all stop the staring contest, shall we? Stylor gives me the creeps

Powermaster Prime says:

Frankly I didn't see this coming when I say "two heads are better than one"..but now of course there are 5 of you..okay I'll stop talking

Va'al says:

...and another thing: you cannot re-enact Monty Python jokes.

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Guys, "hiding in plain sight" doesn't work when your alt mode's a giant robot head.

funklizard says:

NOW you will listen to my story...

Godzillabot Primal says:

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Spike: Looks like you can't run away now Arcee...

Arcee: Ugh! Gross!

PaxCybertron82 says:

"hello!"....."Winston...."

Tg4prime says:

" The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem"!

VectaSigma says:

Sixth Sense boy: "I see Metal floating heads."

GetRightRobot says:

Alright David Blaine, now bring 'em back. Seriously.

Blackstreak says:

"I said you have to be sitting Indian-style while in robot mode to play Duck, Duck, Goose."

Hypershock says:

Spike.....You will go to the Dagobah system......
Okay, i will.....why did all of you need to tell me this?

Scud says:

Let this be a lesson to you guys: Don't fall asleep on the beach during high tide...

MightyMagnus78 says:

Spike goes mental with his bucket and spade!

xyl360 says:

Joe Pesci never imagined that the Michael Bay remake of "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag" would be like THIS.

snavej says:

For Transformers, suicide is pretty difficult. Some need extra coaching.

snavej says:

Damned fraternity pranks!!!!

snavej says:

No, Spike, we don't want to see your elephant impression!

snavej says:

To add insult to injury, Brainstorm's perspective was screwed.

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Ha-ha, so get this, an Autobot, and a Decepticon walk into a bar.... leveling the place...."

Chromedome, "Booo!"

Hardhead,"You Suck!"

Brainstorm, "No wonder he took our bodies!"

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Got good news and bad news. Good news, my annoying son, Daniel, just got eaten by a Decepticon. Bad news, his quadriplegic butt survived and now requires an exo-suit for mobility. Even worse news, one of you gets to carry him around in your hea

anindrew says:

"No, seriously, the Quintessons will NEVER see this coming. I mean...look, there's five of you. Just...just trust me here."

Xephon0930 says:

One of these heads don't belong,guess which head is not like the others.

Tripredacus says:

Hello Sam,

I overheard you telling Carly that she never gives you head. Hope this helps!

Sincerely, Optimus

Tripredacus says:

To this day, Witwicky won't discuss what he saw in Optimus's room!

ProwlDC2 says:

Lets not get ahead of ourselves...

bionic_radical says:

COME AT ME, BRAH!

cadenheadr04 says:

SPIKE: "Guys, somehow you ended up in the Futurama Head Museum. Nixon's head is working on some robotic bodies, maybe we can take several."

Bumblevivisector says:

KURAN: "No, no, no, that's just Keith's line! If all 5 of you say 'And I'll form the head!', then NOBODY forms Voltron, see?"

Bumblevivisector says:

ARCEE: "But when we get those show-accurate toys, they WILL be from one of the two official companies, right?"

Bumblevivisector says:

SPIKE: "Okay, bad news from the toy company: Hardhead, you're going to get a resculpted forehead and mouthplate for the next 24 years, and Arcee, you're going to be remolded into a pink repaint of the head on your right, then cancelled for 23 years..."

Bumblevivisector says:

SPIKE: "These aren't the heads I ordered from KOTOYS! What the hell happened?"

HIGHBROW: "It was horrible! No one survived except Poison Dragon"

Bumblevivisector says:

CHROMEDOME: "Of all the times for my nose to start itching..."

Bumblevivisector says:

FLOATING HEADS: "RE-TURN-THE-MA-TRIX"

SPIKE: "But that wasn't me! My kid brother had the matrix in his brain...in a different continuity even!"

Bumblevivisector says:

SPIKE: Didn't we already caption this on WWFF?

JustPlainME says:

Alright. From the top!

Old MacDonald had a farm.
E I E I O...

Insane Galvatron says:

Spike: "When I wished for lots of head, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..."

davimusprime says:

so spike which one of us is replacing unicron as the new cybertron moon

Grahf_ says:

What does everybody want? HEAD!
What does everybody need? HEAD!
What does everybody love? HEAD!

Red_Sun says:

I know some G1 episodes had bad animation, but this is really bad!

MarkNL says:

Looks like the new TF toys had loose balljoints. Their heads just popped off.
Spike is mad at Hasbro here, 'cause this were his actionfigures.

SKYWARPED_128 says:

How many times have I told you?! Bending over serves as your transformation sequence! You can't MOON anyone when you're a Headmaster!

Kaynowa says:

Spike:What the... did I take drugs last night?
Arcee: No, we are heads.
Spike: Bad trip man.

BiggietronPrime says:

Anyone want some head?

USDA Prime says:

Only Spike Witwicky would be stupid enough to get mugged by a group of decapitated heads.

USDA Prime says:

Follow the coin, follow the coin, under one of these heads is a coin! Win big, anyone can play for just a dollar!

griftimus prime says:

a head ache THIS BIG!

Maestro Meister says:

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up and witness the Amazing Spike juggle not three, not four, but FIVE Headmaster heads!!

stk says:

Nobody is getting out of Spin the Bottle this time.

Scottimus Prime says:

Yes, yes, I lost your bodies playing poker last night. BUT, if you just lend me $200,000.00, I'm pretty sure I can get your bodies back during tonights poker game!

paul053 says:

Okay, now raise your hand if you don't want to volunteer for this mission.

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Well I can see you're all mad about losing your bodies,but let's just not lose your heads.

DaftFan says:

And then, the monster jumped out and ate the little girl!

morphobots says:

Spike: "Ok, take it easy. We can fix this if we just put our heads together -"
Hardhead: "If I could reach you, I would hurt you."

sky_fire12 says:

Spike: "ok guys just to be clear, we'r not just gonna ride you in veichle mode anymore, we'r gonna ride you in robot mode too. Also, this idea might be so bad that it could kill all Transformers in the US"

vwpbl says:

Four of these things belong together
Four of these things are kind of the same...

necr0blivion says:

Spike: "Yeah, we're going to put organic bodies inside your heads. Sure, these bodies can contort properly during transformation."

Spleenzorio says:

Now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

njb902 says:

is this disembodied head month?

Towline says:

My friends "Nobody is disabled as long as they have Courage."

Swindle01 says:

Its time to give head! HEAD ON

Thanatron says:

Easter Island in Cybertron...

azreal18 says:

4 out of the 5 voices in my head are telling me to go for it!!!!

paul053 says:

I said, give me a hand. H-A-N-D.

#Sideways# says:

Spike tries to calm down the angered transformers by saying that burying them up to their necks was a bad practical joke on Danial's part.

Unknown says:

"... and the bartender says 'Of course you're on clearance at BBTS; you're a NO-BODY.' ... ... tough room ..."

King Slick says:

Your crazied! You blew em' up! GALVATRON!

Ryuki says:

they said a few heads is better than one head..., but why I have a feeling that we are getting nowhere ?

Slick_Prime says:

Wait, I just parked you guys on the street corner an hour ago. Man, crime in this neighborhood is out of control.

USDA Prime says:

What happens when a hapless man is stuck with 5 decapitated heads? HILARITY!

USDA Prime says:

And when he opened the door, there were FIVE BLOODY HEADS!!!!

USDA Prime says:

Seriously, how did ALL of you get stuck in quicksand?

Baneblade says:

The council of five listened to the pleas of the accused.

zodconvoy says:

Friends, Cybertonians, Autobots... I only asked for your ears!

Thanatron says:

Predacon strikes again!!!

turbomagnus says:

When somebody tells you 'Don't lose your head', the idea that you don't lose your body either is kind of a given...

Tripredacus says:

Sorry did I come "ahead of schedule?" I've got a bit of a "headache", but I don't want any "body" to "worry" about me. You guys have been wonderful, I'll be here all week!

Tripredacus says:

I loaned your bodies out for money, but they'll come back like new....except for Arcee, who might be walking funny for a few days!

bionic_radical says:

You know what? F*** Ninja Turtles! You think MY son plays with those things? Listen, we're gonna get you guys some sweet car bodies, Prime's agent was on the phone and signed on for a few cameos! Come on! This is our year people!

bionic_radical says:

Alright, I know Pretenders were failure piles, but raise of hands... Who thinks we still have a shot in the United States?

Ultra Markus says:

okay guys here is my idea for our band name
THE TALKING HEADS

crazyray says:

This is not what I meant when I asked you guys to get me head...