Captions by Alirion

"He's dead, Jim."

Thank you for flying Air Slingshot: cake or death?

Dweller-in-the-Depths: Don't leeeeave me, I love you!
Quintesson Bob: You just HAD to let it watch all those kiddie cartoons, didn't you.
Quintesson Frank: Hey, it's not MY fault somebody didn't want to babysit the TransOrganics.

Me Grimlock always wanted Shockwave toy but Prime say it lead to violence. *stomps* What he talking about? Me Grimlock not violent. *stomp, stomp, stomp*

"My God, you're right! We really do have no shadows! Hey, I look like I'm flying!"

"Hey, who knew Megs's brain impulses had little faces that look kind of like angry hellhounds?"

"Rosebud...."

"Wait, what do you mean my premiums are going up? I'm already paying you three hundred astrodollars a month and I don't even get prescription coverage!"

Scourge: "My brain hurts." Mega-Octane: "It will have to come out."

"At last! Minutes of planning! Finally, my toes wiggle! We have created Ultimate Decepticon Fondue!"

Alas, poor Yorick...

"Oh my god! I look like a total moron!! Why didn't anybody tell me I have RABBIT EARS?? Damn you, Unicron! Damn you!"

A deleted scene from the little-known Transformers feature "Dr. Megatron: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Starscream."

"And it's going, it's going...it's GOOD! IT'S GOOD! Decepticon Army beats Autobot Navy for the six billionth straight year!"

Rattrap (doing a Butt-Head) Come to Rattrap, bay-bee. Huh huh huh...shiny...