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I dont care WHAT Prime says. I shouldnt have to pay a parking fine for Chip. Ill tell you what Seaspray, you throw that little shit out in the ocean for me, and ill let you fill in for me in season 4. Youve got to get a bug mode and lose the speech impedi

Theres the Siagon whore that bit my nose!!

Youre running Botcon right into the f#%&ing ground.

COME AT ME, BRAH!

You know what? F*** Ninja Turtles! You think MY son plays with those things? Listen, we're gonna get you guys some sweet car bodies, Prime's agent was on the phone and signed on for a few cameos! Come on! This is our year people!

Alright, I know Pretenders were failure piles, but raise of hands... Who thinks we still have a shot in the United States?

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

So I hacked into Teletraan and took a peek at that movie script that we're doing... Season three does not seem to be in our future.

Kungfu man= thread. Well done sir.

Shockwave has wings?!?
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SCALE!

..hahahaha!! Aaaand that's when I looked her RIGHT in the optics and said, "No baby! Your butt is fine! I'm just stressed with work.."

Daddy says because you have sloppy paint apps that we have to take you back...

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

Turbo Lax!! Two tablespoons for fast acting relief!! Like a faucet!! Thanks Turbo Lax!!

If there's an uncooked turkey strapped into the baby seat, then that means... Uh oh...

Ratchet is a racist, and Wreck-Gar is back to sharing needles. Other than that, if we can get Prowl to be less of a homophobic, small town cop, and keep Bumbles away from the horse tracks and bookies, I smell a fourth season.

sn't until I hid behind the boy, that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

-E! True Hollywood Stories: Flight of the Bumblebee

So there I was. Strung out on an electron binge from the night before. All of a sudden, this alligator looking thing comes at us! I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating or not, but the medic clearly didn't give a sh*t. Frantically, I sought sanctuary. It wa

ROOK!! GODZIRRA!!