Captions by Cyros

Megatron: We built this city! We built this city on rock AND roll!
Starscream: Actually, it's just rock.
Megatron: Starscream! How dare you ruin my solo! *shove*
Starscream: *falls* AHH!!!

Mom: Why didn't anyone tell me my breasts were so big?

Dad: Look at that water... it is very wet... and it is very sloshy...

Kid: Oh great, I can see the moron who's writing this caption right now.

After Ravage's attack, Bumblebee had to live the rest of his eons with the curse of the Were-panther flowing through his circuits.

Optimus: Hi kids! Don't do drugs!

Sgt: *Grunt voice* Horrible, bad, nasty things with teeth and, and claws, and, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Private: See this look!? It's terror!!
Sgt: Marines, did I give you permission to bitch?

OP: Bah weep granah weep ninni bong!
Alexis: Prime, that wasn't funny back in 1986, and it sure as hell ain't funny now!
Rad: *gasps* Heretic!
Carlos: Throw her to the Sharkticons!
OP: No way, too much red tape to use stuff from the Movie.

Perceptor: Now in this experiment, I'm going to sneak into the Armada Autobot's base and stick this probe up the human female's butt. I probably won't survive... but alas, in the name of science!
Optimus: ...now I regret not funding W

Perceptor: Who knew Shrinky-Dinks worked on Autobots too?

Optimus: Now that I have you were I want you...
Starscream: GULP!
Optimus: *whispering* Have you checked out Alexis in the shower yet?
Starscream: Er... yeah?
Optimus: Perky or soft?
Starscream: ...can't you just kill me instead?
Optimus: I WAN

Spike: They're gonna eat our flesh!!!
Kup: Human flesh? Raw???
Springer: Oh heavens, no.
Cyclonus: How barbaric!
Scourge: What does he think we are, monsters?
*silent pause*
Scourge: Well, yeah, we ARE monsters, but we're not MONSTERS abou

Monsters: *like wrestlers* LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!

Rumble: Did someone call me?

A scene from Godzilla: 2010

Ultra Magnus: See, while everyone else has wrist lasers and signle shoulder cannons, I took the next step: TWIN SHOULDER MISSELES!!!

Arcee: Aye you drunk again, Magnus?

Ultra Magnus: Maybe... *hic*

Daniel: AHHH!!! THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY BRAIN!!!
Tarantulus: Don't be silly, boy.