The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Defcon
Defcon has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Looka me! I'm Tarantino!
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE A DELUXE INSECTICON?!?!
Sorry Slingshot..BUT ITS BEEN FOUR MILLION YEARS!!!
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Everyone suspected Prime of being a memebr of the Mile High Club
"And this is Bob Barker with a reminder to have all your pets spayed or nutuered!"
Why yes! I DID cut the cheese!
Hi there! I'm your date for the prom!
Hello? Art Bell?
THE AUTOBOTS TRIED TO RUN ME OVER!!!
