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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DKusanagi

DKusanagi has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike w/ a BIG gun.

ha!! Let's see that other Spike with a gun like this!!

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

O.Prime: Heavyload, what are you doing. Heavyload: Oh nothing, new cologne? O.Prime: Yes it is... it's that new Energon Breeze for men...

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

Wheelie: Ahhhh nothing like some good energon!! Daniel: Shouldn't we tell Wheelie that that's not Energon.. Arcee: No way, and miss on the fun!!

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Scourge: Now let's try this again, when I fuse with Armada Galvatron, we will become Galvatron Scourge Got it. High Octane: Oh and what about Tidal Wave?? Scourge: Never Mind...

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

Wheelie: Yes!! They finally have Listerine Chewing Gum, now in new Energon Flavor!!

Unicron reading a magazine

Omicron after reading: hmmm...makes me want to go get some coffe from Starbucks...

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

Arche: What are you eating Wheelie?
Wheelie: SuperSized Neon Starburst!!!

Megatron on his hands & knees

I'll show you why I am the "Push-up King" back in Cybertron

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

Galvatron: Ha!! We can beat that puny little Saiyaman for the best posing!!

Galvatron toasting w/ Energon drink

That's why I always have a glass of Cybertron's favorite drink....Heineken..
Starscream: When is heineken purple...
Dirge: I Think He drunk a little too much energon..

Computron holds Galvatron

Wow, I'll be the first kid on my block with a life sized Galvatron toy!!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron: Nothing like a glass of Energon to celebrate
Soundwave: Sir, that's not energon..
Galvatron: What...(explodes)

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

SixShot: Ahhhhh...nothing like laying the smackdown on these two candy-asses

Megatron points at his head

With my new gun, I can beat all of you with one blast....KA....ME...HA...ME....HA....!!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Rad: We're after Pokemon now...
Carlos: That's what I heard...
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike: You sure this is Insecticide..
Bumblebee: I'm sure, I used it when that insipient Waspinator was after us!!!

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

I'm an Autobot....what's next...I join Shadaloo...I heard that that Bison guy needs some good evil robots....I'm There!!

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Megatron: Okay Who told the producers I was an Autobot.... What, I knew it...When I get my hands on that Skybyte...He's Shark sushi....this is so embarrasing...


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