The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Emerje
Emerje has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon I shall be an Amazon exclusive and everyone can own me.
This may be Combiner Wars, but Optimus brought his Titan.
"I'm only Jewish during the holidays, the rest of the year I eat energon bacon like everyone else."
Megatron's new giant meatball alt mode wasn't fooling anyone.
The secret is to suck in some air to bring out the flavor. *SLUUUUUURP*
Hey guys, I'm Lucky Draw Fasttrack!
"This tummy rub feels soooo good!"
"No, I don't think he'll mind me taking his gun nearly as much as me taking his small intestines inside it."
Invisible recumbent biking!
"Hey, anyone got a giant salt shaker?"
And that's how I divided the fandom all by myself.
Arblus, look! It's Unicro-no, wait, it's just a new caption.
