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Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon I shall be an Amazon exclusive and everyone can own me.

Jul 17, 2020

Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster

This may be Combiner Wars, but Optimus brought his Titan.

Jul 1, 2016

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

"I'm only Jewish during the holidays, the rest of the year I eat energon bacon like everyone else."

May 2, 2016

Megatron's new giant meatball alt mode wasn't fooling anyone.

Apr 20, 2016

The secret is to suck in some air to bring out the flavor. *SLUUUUUURP*

Apr 6, 2016

Hey guys, I'm Lucky Draw Fasttrack!

Apr 5, 2016

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

"This tummy rub feels soooo good!"

Mar 18, 2016

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

"No, I don't think he'll mind me taking his gun nearly as much as me taking his small intestines inside it."

Mar 4, 2016

Invisible recumbent biking!

Feb 29, 2016

"Hey, anyone got a giant salt shaker?"

Feb 28, 2016

Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

And that's how I divided the fandom all by myself.

Apr 1, 2015

Arblus, look! It's Unicro-no, wait, it's just a new caption.

Mar 28, 2015

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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