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This place sucks mom, I want to go to Walley World!

Jul 20, 2007

I want to eat your children!

Jan 11, 2007

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Ultra Magnus: Milk me.
Arcee: NO!

Aug 18, 2006

I knew Rhino would screw up this DVD Collection!

Aug 18, 2006

Michael Bay should have found me a stuntman!

Aug 13, 2006

I told Michael Bay and Don Murphy it states in my contract I'm not going get blown up.

Aug 13, 2006

A Baby?! I know I should have never eaten that!

Aug 12, 2006

Not another cockroach!

Jul 31, 2006

Ha Ha! I tripped you Drag Strip!

Jun 22, 2006

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Laserbeak for the last time cut it out!

Jun 5, 2006

Superion: I just love my new baby doll!

A3: HELP!

Superion: Wow it even talks!

Jun 4, 2006

Oh look! An Action Figure!

Jun 4, 2006

What's a dinosaur doing getting dressed in our bushes?

May 22, 2006

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Dad: "No."

May 22, 2006

I swore they were bigger.

May 16, 2006

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May 3, 2006

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