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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Fireblast

Fireblast has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Family at Sherman Dam

This place sucks mom, I want to go to Walley World!

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

I want to eat your children!

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Ultra Magnus: Milk me.
Arcee: NO!

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

I knew Rhino would screw up this DVD Collection!

Bruticus blows up!!!

Michael Bay should have found me a stuntman!

Bruticus blows up!!!

I told Michael Bay and Don Murphy it states in my contract I'm not going get blown up.

Bruticus blows up!!!

A Baby?! I know I should have never eaten that!

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Not another cockroach!

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Ha Ha! I tripped you Drag Strip!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Laserbeak for the last time cut it out!

Superion holding A3

Superion: I just love my new baby doll!

A3: HELP!

Superion: Wow it even talks!

Superion holding A3

Oh look! An Action Figure!

When Trypticon attacks!

What's a dinosaur doing getting dressed in our bushes?

When Trypticon attacks!

Trypticon: "Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! Let us decorate your branches!"

Girl: "Is that Barney daddy?"

Dad: "No."

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

I swore they were bigger.

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Do you mind?! I'm trying to take a dump here!

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