Captions by First-Aid

"Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight..."

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Scuse me.

The TF:Animated writers demonstrate their disregard of physics...Sari's skirt isn't falling up.

This little piggy went to market....this little piggy stayed home...

PILEDRIVER!!!!!

Megatron does his best Micahel Strahan impersonation while Sideswipe is obviously a Houston Texans offensive lineman...

Look! I found a quarter!

Jetfire (singing): Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...wait, what the heck is a "bough"? And what idiot put their kid in the top of a tree?

Sideswipe: T

Jetfire: Hmmm...if I throw a rock into the Grand Canyon here, it will fall and get smashed. Will it happen to Sideswipe too I wonder? Or will he float?

Jetfire: I will love him and hold him and squeeze him and pet him and call him George...

Will someone please tell Spike and Chip to stop putting their chewing gum on the underside of the console? It's dried up and I need Omega Supreme to pry it off now...

WHEEEEEEEE!! This new enclosed slide is awes- oh crap! Watch out Wheeljack! (loud collision and sound of breaking class and startled cats)

Ratchet: OK, who's the smartass that put "Dinobot Strength" Super Adhesive Glue under here? My hands are stuck!
Wheeljack: (chortles)
Ratchet: Dammit! No soup for you!

(starts to write caption but gets lost in Meghan Fox's cleavage and dies a happy man)

The British are Coming! The British are Coming!

Me Grimlock peed on Christmas tree

You know, this is a sitaution that I, as a dedicated Transfan, had always prayed for...just allow me to savor it for a week until Ryan puts up a new picture...Now if only this would happen to EVERY SINGLE OTHER HUMAN CHARACTER SINCE G1!!!!

Submarauder: Remember to photograph my good side! I'm dead sexy!
Reflector: Yeah...ok...sure...
Reflector starts shooting pictures while intentinally leaving his lens cap on.
Submarauder: Hey! your lens cap is still on!
Reflector: Yeah, I don&#

Orignally Head and Shoulders planned on casting Submarauder for their commercials but, much to his disappointment, they went with Jimmy Johnson instead leaving the Decepticon wondering where he went wrong in his audition.

A former human, Submarauder was one of the most obvious failed cases of Rogaine...

Hasbro is pleased to announce that the new "Less than Meets the Eye" line pays homage to all the animators screwups over the course of the original G1 series! Line one consists of Powerlinx Octane, Thundercracker Squarepants, and the new Decept

I will love him and squeeze him and hug him and pet him and call him George....

I never wanted to do this for a living you know. I...I...I always...wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...then Galvatron blasted the wall and all of the kings horses and men to hell. As punishment, Galvatron was remade as a Beyblade Transformers.

HURRY HURRY HURRY! STEP RIGHT UP! Come see me as I break every bone in my body as I attempt to change into a Walther P38 pistol just like My hero Megatron!

Waaaaa! I have a metallic crotch and have to pee!

Hasbro's prototype for the Headmaster originally planned a human head on a transformers body, but no one could agree on what gender to make Bumblebee so they scratched it...

Ratrap: BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Cheetor: Wohooo!!! Good one!!!