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Great Red Spirit has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

When nobody, especialy Galvatron, is watching, Scourge likes to make sandcastles whenever possible.

Jul 16, 2004

The first day the PS2 was released on another planet, and sold out in 13 Earth seconds flat

Jul 16, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Cybertron Roadkill

Jul 16, 2004

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Cyclonus: I knew watching Richard Simmons on that Earth TV would only lead to trouble.

Jul 16, 2004

Transformer Horror Flicks #1 'Attack of the Giant Metal Eating Felines'

Jul 16, 2004

The result when someone changes Metroplex's voice to sound just like Starscream

Jul 16, 2004

Springer whispers something to Razorclaw

Springer: What are you doing here? You're not on again until Scene 27!

Jul 16, 2004

Prime: Give it to me straight Alpha Trion; Will we ever be able to play soccer with it again?

Jul 16, 2004

Rumble's Dream Job

Jul 16, 2004

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Scourge: No, Mega-Octane. I, for the last time, am NOT OPTIMUS PRIME PAINTED BLACK!
Mega-Octane: Are you surrrrrre?

Jul 16, 2004

What Unicron does when he takes a break from destroying the universe

Jul 16, 2004

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

In today's news, in an attempt to scare away coalition forces, Saddam Hussein aquired old G1 Transformer toys, claiming them to be the real Autobots coming to his aid to fight off the Coalition forces. Eyewitnesses report that the Coalition forces di

Jul 16, 2004

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		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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