Captions by Great Red Spirit

When nobody, especialy Galvatron, is watching, Scourge likes to make sandcastles whenever possible.

The first day the PS2 was released on another planet, and sold out in 13 Earth seconds flat

Cybertron Roadkill

Cyclonus: I knew watching Richard Simmons on that Earth TV would only lead to trouble.

Transformer Horror Flicks #1 'Attack of the Giant Metal Eating Felines'

The result when someone changes Metroplex's voice to sound just like Starscream

Springer: What are you doing here? You're not on again until Scene 27!

Prime: Give it to me straight Alpha Trion; Will we ever be able to play soccer with it again?

Rumble's Dream Job

Scourge: No, Mega-Octane. I, for the last time, am NOT OPTIMUS PRIME PAINTED BLACK!
Mega-Octane: Are you surrrrrre?

What Unicron does when he takes a break from destroying the universe

In today's news, in an attempt to scare away coalition forces, Saddam Hussein aquired old G1 Transformer toys, claiming them to be the real Autobots coming to his aid to fight off the Coalition forces. Eyewitnesses report that the Coalition forces di