Captions by HardHead

Aww crap... Scorps farted!!!

Suprisingly enough, Megatron's latest scheme: a compound designed to freeze up the servos of other transformers was surprisingly effective for a change. Even Optimus Prime was caught out by the simple fact that one of Megatron's plans actually W

*Shrug*

Needless to say, megatron was quite annoyed when the helicopter Vortex was made from was of french origins

Note: Just a little bit of Anglo-french rivalry there for any of our friend amigos :D

Hither came Perceptor, the Librarian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, pencil in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his steel feet.

Hey look! i caught a Seacon!

When Shockwave started playing lasertag, players began to wonder: 'Do we hit his chesplate or his eye to score our points?'

*Out of his window* 'Damn those loud neighbours'.... "OI!! SHUT IT LEST I TERMINATE YOU.. Logically of course..

With starvation looming on the horizon, each member of Carbombya city had only 2.5 cigerettes each in their ration packs. Since they had forgotten to half the cigerettes, infighting brought the once great city to it's knees..

Several thousand year

After a hard day's work, Blitzwing uses Panten Pro VI Transformer fluid: Because he's worth it

Due to recent cuts in funding, the Autobot army has since been forced to substitute faster then light vocal transmitions for text messages. In this case, it took Blur two minutes to punch in a message vital to the survival of the entire transformers rate.

Optimus Primal couldn't wait to show the Maximals his new push buggy.. if only he was small enough to sit on it properly

Needless to say, Sid and Earl were shocked to find out what the matrix REALLY was..

"O.K. I justsaw some pictures of you guys now its my turn....Hey EDIMUS PRIME what trimester did your mom abort you...NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE nobody loves your jokes....MY SIDESWIPES PAINT IS CHIPPING have you moved out of your parents basement yet.

"O.K. I've think I've taken a beating for long enough could we please get a new picture for Ultimate Caption Contest,I mean come on I've been a good sport I've sung just about every song you could come up with,

hi all of you rockers are you ready to rock,hye i gust made a ryme cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool