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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by JAZZ

JAZZ has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee: Hey Kup, why so glum chum?
Kup: Well Bumblebee, this reminds me of the time that I was defending the planet of Zargon...

Rumble on a Subway train

Shoulda listened to mama and been a photographer

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Ok, maybe the practical education of sex was a little bit to hard for our poor little comsmo

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

would mind if i put you down you aren't exately a light weight

Decepticons cheering!!!

Silly humans, we do not need deodorant!!

Decepticons cheering!!!

"Have fun!"

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Jazz (out of screen): Hey Magnus, I see you found the gifts Arcee was gonna give to ya... UM: I actually wanted the Stunticons!

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

ooooooooo big daddy i love it when u do it doggy style

Menasor learns to jump!

oooooo..mommy mommy can i have that.

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

rumble:that chick in the chair sure packs a wallop!

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

( i have thiz movie hahah) blue streak : if my name iz blue streak y r mah legz red and besidez i dont leave streakz,do i ? oh sh*t i think i got gass whewah man iron hide u smell that...

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