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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by matt

matt has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rumble on a Subway train

"I've been riding on the rail road, all thruogh the day"

Hardhead using a microphone

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.."

Starscream running toward island

Starscream, free from the comic decided to create his own TV show.

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

In other news giant robots do exist. coming up at 6. We find out if there are distructible

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Vince failed to see why the wrestlers were so happy about until it was too late

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Then I says to him Your buying the round. and I shot him

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

Coem on guys higher. I need to see over the fence

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Hmm , I wonder if its true if you can see naked China girls all the way through this hole.

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

jeez i wish megatron would stop drinking this much

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

boy in front: Oh no its Skidzilla. We must flee for our lives.
Skidzilla: rooooooowr

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

(Cyclonus, whining) But Galvatron - I'm SO tired of having top service you day in and day out! PLEASE get one of the Sweeps to do it this time! I just wanna go back to bed and sleep...

Megatron & Optimus get personal

(Megatron) Lower, Prime...lower.... (Optimus Prime). I had no idea it could be this way between us!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

(Cyclonus) Yeah, Starscream. Fight me! I love it when you fight me...! (Starscream ) What the...? Oh no; not again...!

Tracks hanging from speakers

First Prime...now Megatron....I better be getting more Energon for this!

Megatron on his hands & knees

(Megatron) *sigh...* The things I have to do to kep Starscream happy! (Starscream) Heh heh heh...NOW who's your mommy, 'Mighty' Megatron?

Cancer with fists clenched

Whattaya mean, 'South Park' beat us AGAIN in the ratings?!!? Now I'm REALLY gonna kill Kenny...

Cancer with fists clenched

I want pie, NOW!

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