Captions by mechislander

Watch the beak, watch the... BEAK! Ow...

Wheeljack: Ratchet, you're a ROBOT. Robots don't have muscles. And therefore, you don't need to do 10000 pull ups everyday.

Proof that "So you think you can dance" has SERIOUSLY gotten out of hand...

"And up next we have 5, no, 3 new tunes, comin atcha courtesy of.... oh waitaminit what's up dad?"
"Son, I think it's time you accepted the fact that you're NOT a DJ but an oil rig mechanic. And it's time to go to work.

...and STAY out!!

When Transformer collectors get old and cranky

Kup: Brian! I want Brian!
Springer: It's 'brains' Kup!
Kup Oh. I must have read the script wrong.

(adapted from Red vs Blue)

when they said they were gonna milk the Transformers series like a cash cow... i didn't think they meant it literally!

What the..?! Those PlayMech guys ripped me off!

The place where the movie will be released earlier is over THERE!

you sure you know how to drive this thing?

Passengers: AARRGGGHH!!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!