Captions by Mofo4life

Sentinel: Say...How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Alpha Trion: If you ate my tootsie pops, I will drag your autonomous body thru the cybertronian land mines.
Sentinel: Well I didn't eat them...
Perceptor: Oops..Those w

Sentinel: So...Where is it?
Perceptor: Where's what?
Sentinel: You know what I'm talking about! Where is it?
Alpha Trion: Are you talking about that cream for your itch?
Sentinel: IT'S NOT AN ITCH...It's a rash...
Perceptor: No...It's an itch...I got

Hey, Optimus...Do you have any Grey Pupon? I understand you're mad, even furious, but seriously, do you have any? I really would like that, please? Wow, not even a smile huh? how about a jolly rancher?

Hey Optimus...You know I was just playing around right? Ugh...Can't we all just get along:)

I ain't scared of the almighty Optimus Prime...Cause I when I light this...We all go BOOM!!! Ugh...You're not scared...Matter of fact I'm scared..HELP!!!

This is your brain...(chomp chomp)...This is your brain on drugs...(chomp chomp)...ANY QUESTIONS?

Trypticon: What you got Metroplex...I wanna see.
Metroplex: Oh you're gonna like this. Just hold on a minute while i get the scope in focus.
Trypticon: Are you taking pictures?
Metroplex: Uh...Yes I am. When I point, smile for the bang...I mean flash.

Trypticon: Can't we be friends?
Metroplex: Ugh...No.
Trypticon: Why not?
Metroplex: Cause we're enemies, and I'm gonna destroy you.
Trypticon: Oh yeah, me Trypticon forget.
Sorry...

Trypticon: Wow...You got a nice finish...All shiny, did you go to Maco?
Metroplex: And pay their ridiculous prices? No sir...I do my own polish. Besides I get a discount.

Before Trypticon smash and bash you, I got Joke for you. Knock knock...
Oh, come in!
Agghhh...You ruin Trypticon's Joke...I no like you no more...
That's what you get, now LETS' FIGHT!!!

All I want to do is light fireworks...Not look at "B" make a fool of himself.

What are you people looking at? Yeah you, with your computers typing stuff up...Why not take a picture. It'll last longer...I see you...I SEE YOU!!!...

Dang-it...I new that cybertronian Arm Grab was useless...Look at Bumblebee...He's all twitching and everything. Prime is gonna kill me when he finds out...Better stay quiet...

When will these bots realize that I'm the better break dancer...I can even do the "Robot".

One day I will be Master of the Universe and everyone will...Am I talking out loud?

BAZINGA!!! It's mine...all mine...I will finally...Wow this thing is so beautiful. I love it's color...Dang it...Why am I down here again?

Should i take this? Maybe it will tell me my future...Hmmm...I wonder...Dang it! Why am I down here again?

Ooohhh...It's so pretty...

Dang-it. I keep forgetting what I'm supposed to do with this. STARSCREAM!!! Come here and handle this!

This is a great time for some football.

Hmmm...I forget what this thing does. It's so pretty. I wonder if I can eat it...with some Grey Poupon. Yummy.

Oh look...He's crying. It must hurt. Glad it's not happening to me. I scream like a little girl.

I do apologize. he was supposed to put that somewhere else...But I'm not gonna tell him.

THIS IS MINE...I DID THIS! NOBODY CAN DO WHAT I DO...I DID THIS...ALL BY MYSELF! Okay I had a little help...but I implanted this thing...So there...

Has anyone read "The catcher in the Rye"? This implant will replace the Kindle 400 times over...Excellent!!!

Hmmm...Well well well...Hmmm... Uh-huh...Oh...Interesting... I see.. Ugh...What was I talking about?

You see this, he actually let me do this. i can't believe he fell for it...HAHAHA..

This is the new way to a great weight-loss regiment.

and when I do this...he will be able to do the Cha-Cha...And then the electric slide.

Say Optimus, do you have any Grey Poupon? This Cybertonion jelly needs it.

Why do Grimlock change into dinosaur? Why not Grimlock be butterfly or dungbeatle?

Hey!...Isn't that a Seacon? Naah...It can't be. It's too friendly. It said "I love you" in cartoon:)

I think it says...WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!

Look at that fish...It's messaging us in it's underwater language...READY THE LASERS!!!

I spy with my right eye that something "fishy" is going on. AHHA...I was right!

HAHA...Someone likes fish...

Isn't that your date for the prom?

And what are we gonna do with this? This is not Cybertron illiterate.

Wait a minute...Isn't that the fish Hotrod and Danial caught in The Transformers The Movie?

Uh...Weren't we supposed to be watching the horse races?

Man, I'm hungry all of a sudden.

"Who put my pet on the screen? That's MINE!!!

How many times I got to tell you...It takes 2 to tango.

Dude... Is that your mom in the bathrobe? Somebody's in trouble.

OMG!!!...I forgot mt wallet!

Hey shut up...You smell that?

We're gonna win the Cybertron Costume clown prize tonight.

I ain't scared. I ain't sared of anything...But that 5000 mega pulse rifle there is making me uneasy.

There goes our ride. Man, I still had my soda in the back seat.

Ratchet:He said you stole his wife.
Rattrap:He's a liar! I'm not interested in dating human women.