Captions by OptiMagnus

Well...they sure don't call Denver the Mile High City for nothing...

Bee: "Is mayonnaise a weapon?"
Spray: "No Bumblebee, mayonnaise is not a weapon. Horseradish isn't a weapon either."
Bee: "Slaggit!"

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

Huffer: "YOU ARE A TOY! You are a child's play thing!"
Brawn: "You are a sad, strange little Autobot...and you have my pity."

Shut up computer wife Karen!

And now back to our feature presenta-
(picture scrambles)
"DR. MEGATRONAPUS BLAAAAAH!!!!"

Dammit Long Haul! I told you Japenese cars didn't get better gas mileage. But you just HAD to try to prove me wrong in the middle of a desert, huh?

Soundwave child of 80's. Soundwave play "Jump" as much as he want.

Autobots: Wow! Look at that!
Huffer: (turns head) Holy slag! Everything's orange!

WHAT THE SLAG!- BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!