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Well...they sure don't call Denver the Mile High City for nothing...

May 23, 2013

Bee: "Is mayonnaise a weapon?"
Spray: "No Bumblebee, mayonnaise is not a weapon. Horseradish isn't a weapon either."
Bee: "Slaggit!"

Apr 16, 2013

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

Sep 27, 2012

Huffer: "YOU ARE A TOY! You are a child's play thing!"
Brawn: "You are a sad, strange little Autobot...and you have my pity."

Aug 16, 2012

Megatron covets the exponential generator

Shut up computer wife Karen!

Jul 3, 2012

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

And now back to our feature presenta-
(picture scrambles)
"DR. MEGATRONAPUS BLAAAAAH!!!!"

May 15, 2012

Dammit Long Haul! I told you Japenese cars didn't get better gas mileage. But you just HAD to try to prove me wrong in the middle of a desert, huh?

May 8, 2012

Soundwave child of 80's. Soundwave play "Jump" as much as he want.

May 5, 2012

Autobots: Wow! Look at that!
Huffer: (turns head) Holy slag! Everything's orange!

May 5, 2012

WHAT THE SLAG!- BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Mar 24, 2012

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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