Captions by Optimutt

Megatron is dead. Long live Straxus!!

Ratchet: Ha! Hey, remember that diagnostic I once gave you where I accidentally plugged your exhaust port?
Wheeljack: You mean after which, I got all confused and turned Decepticon?
Rathcet: Good times.
Wheeljack: Let's just never let it happen again.

Blitzwing: Ya know, boys, I feel a little like a fifth wheel with you.

What's black and white and red all over?

A Sideswipe ball!

Epps: Dear, God, man! It's Cujo's big brother!

See my boots? I am Space-explorer Prime!

You think you've got riotous headlights? Check these puppies out!

Galvatron: Wow. The Vietcong certainly have changed since my father's day... Good thing Napalm still works as well as it used to!

I, Octane swear to nibble on my arm...
I, Soundwave, am glad I am still Soundwave...
I Onscream, do make it a point to ream...
We, Nemesis Reflector, will turn into a Giant TV screen like the one behind us...

Alfred Hitchcock invited me to his set for lunch. Little did I know, it was a movie about birds.

What's this? Megatron's even got the birds working for him now? That's it; I quit!