Powerstorm has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Top Reflector: ...Alright, who put glue on my feet?!?
Rumble & Frenzy (offscreen): *snickering*
You've thwarted our plans of world domination for the last time, Gulliver!
Can I borrow one of these faces for Halloween?
Prime prepares to play Shylock in Shakespeare's play, The Merchant of Venice.
(Bad joke alert!)
The caterer onboard this train? Subway...
Springer: "...Listen to the distrust in his voice...He probably calls you mutant behind your back..."
Razorclaw: ...
Springer: "...They are afraid, Isador...Afraid of the power that you alone can possess..."
Razorclaw: Silence, here
Springer: I hear the gooseberries are doing well this time of year. And so are the mangos... *winks*
Razorclaw: Mine aren't.
Springer: ...yes?
Razorclaw: What?
Springer: Don't you say 'Mine aren't, but the Big Cheese gets his toni
Maybe they'll make a Scalextric version...
Wallace & Grommit's Wash N'Go Window Cleaning Service has taken on more staff...
"Get off the windscreen, Turditron!
Meet the new Insecticon!
This is one of those time where you wish you didn't take a laxative.
Once you get to know them, the Quintessons are great guys. They even let Daniel try the new Total Immersion Video Game, 'Better than Life'.
Prime leaps to push Alpha Trion out of the way of a massive water bomb hurtling through the air towards him.
Prime: What is it?
A3: A prototype for my new alt. mode, a bowling ball!
Prime: .....
Daniel was starting to regret killing Kenny. So he had a few drinks, and now he sees Cartman pointing and saying, "Oh my God! You killed Kenny!"
In the new film 'On the
Case'...
Sheerluck Homeless: Aha! I bet this is Dr. V's new weapon concealed in this violin case. Oh, it's just a pistol. Still, it's evidence. Maybe this projector will tell me more.
Megatron:
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.