REGI ICE has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Getting Chased By Giant Scorpian Robots
Wish You Were Here.
Sarge: *Dancing* Dydle, dee, dydle, dee, dee, dee, dum...
Rgt. Private: Really, Sarge, now would be a -GOOD- time to start running.
Everyone: *thinking* I LOVE this place!!!
One of these days he -will- be mine!
MIINE!!!
Heya, cous, how's it hanging?
Thrust: *grumble* I knew I should have paid that extra insurance...
Soundwave: You have to bend a little to see it...
*Meanwhile...*
Optimus Prime: *Squint* What do you think, Ultra Magnus?
UM: Oh, I'm not sure. Could be...
OP: A new kind of superweapon!!! Autobots! Kidnap the Stuntacons and roll out!!
Starscream: I'm staying up! I'm staying up!
Soundwave: Can we ride the waves now?
Megatron: Oh all right...
Cheetor looking beautiful.
Carly (or whoever): ...And this is where they tried to give you a brain....
UM: I vill shoot you now.
AHAHAHAHA!! See? I -can- be violent.
We need YOU!
I HAVE STYLE!!!!
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