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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Rex Prime

Rex Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

what's the use of a cyborg form if my hands won't transform into a Gatling gun?!

Soundwave plays his keytar

Darn i spent my whole life talking with a computerized...i will spend the rest of it composing computerized music :P

Jazz is scared!

WHAT??? I DIE IN BAY'S FIRST TF MOVIE!! SO I WONT APPEAR IN THE OTHER THREE ?!

Spike makes a weird face

Spike to the autobots: I Have a statement to make....my alignment lies with the Decpticons ( i was seducing you all time )

Hound - Autobot masseuse?

Hound: at last i killed this annoying human.

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Woman: hello optimus, i love you soo much that i want to kill you with my gun.
Optimus: NOOOO PLEASE, who put this glue under my feet
Woman: *shoots Optimus*
A scream could be heard

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Vince: dran those autobots, they think they can save the world and steal all of my fame?? well then...i will have a special event, in extreme rules we will have a handicap match...all WWE and WWF superstars vs MEGATRON!

Optimus having a bad day!

Optimus: DO THAT...DO THIS...DESTROY THE WORLD...I WANT THE MAXIXIANS DID, WHERE IS OPTIMUS PRIMAL. ZEEP ZEEP ZEEP, I HAVE BEEN REMADE....KILL THAT BIRD IT'S EVIL!....WHERE MY GLASSES....TWILIGHT SPARKLE WILL PAY FOR HER CRIMES....ZEEP ZOOOP...MY WORLD WI

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: eh...stupid malfunctioning eye and visibility technology, i wish the whole war didn't start and i fixed myself from ol'robot jenkins shop.

RID Optimus beating his chest

the first clue that optimus prime would become in the future a stupid gorilla named optimus primal.

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Kid with squeaky voice: all hail megatron..all hail megatron.

a random person: why are you even saying this?

Kid: the deceptions payed me well

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

SGT: stupid bay....i knew this was a bad idea...he was the mastermind behind everything.

Friends: Darn you Bay! Darn you!

Scorpnok: what the hell talking about?

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

What the He-....Autobots we Gotta Get outta here! before the Chinese use their technology to turn us unto stupid little transforming kid toys in the Chinese market.

Soundwave and Reflector in brick forts

Now that's how to make the prefect brick fort for a perfect brickball fight

Skyfire holding Sideswipe

Skyfire: NOOOOOO....no sideswip...WHY THE GOOD ONES ALWAYS DIE FIRST!

Sideswipe: Put me down you idiot!..i am not dead i fell from a stupid cliff and then you came and make the whole thing worse.

Skyfire: sorry..

Sideswipe: PUT ME DOWN ALREADY!

Wreck-Gar holds Sari upside down

Now that's how to tip a human!

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Starscream: Megatron, please tell my why did we make this rock fly into air.

Megatron: i didn't imagine that you are that foolish starscream....because....i don't know

Starcream: i guessed it.

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