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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Scattershot

Scattershot has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Mega-Octane: "So basically, we work for Megatron and the other predacons." Scorge: "Great, we work for the comic relief".

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Battlebots rule!

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

The preschool transformers want to talk to Shockwave and Ramjet.

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz: I told him he shouldnn't drink and fly.

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Optimus prepares on a spiritual level for his fight with Unicron.

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Red Alert: Prime, you gotta do something. They made me an SUV. And worst of all, it seems like all my character does anymore is watch those annoying brats. Thats Bumblebee's job!

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Transported into the future, Dirge has just met BW Megatron.

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

This is how the autobots got from place to place after that whole action master ordeal.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike: Let me get this straight. You got interstellar space travel licked, mass-displacement for your multiple forms easily figured out, sub-space technology so you don't have to carry your weapons in hand everywhere, and this is the best you can

Starscream drinks some Energon

Whaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssup?!

Starscream drinks some Energon

Dang, this is better than Jolt Cola!

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Hey! Get that camara out my face. Mind your your own business.

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

What?! No Armada version of Seaspray?

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

C'mon Vortex, get into the spirit. The game leap frog is good for morale.

Starscream running toward island

Starscream: To understand the flamingo, you must become the flamingo.

Computron holds Galvatron

You know, you're a lot tougher in the british comics.

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Honey, I think I'm gonna be home a little late tonight

A very lonely Tentakil

I just saw myself in the mirror.

Cerebros making faces

I knew I shouldn't have had that 5th 7-bean burrito.

An injured Thrust

G1 Thrust found out I took his name...

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Rachet: Hey, Anybody got any 9 volt batteries?...Anybody?!

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