Captions by Shockwave

"I can't wait for jaws to pop out of the water"

Megatron: Starscream! Come over here for a second. I...er..uh have an important job for you.

Arcee: No wheelie you can't! I don't care if you weren't breast fed as a child.

Skywarp: It's too bad Megatron has passed out from drinking so much last night.
Thundercracker: Yea.. His plan to use this device to cut off the Autobot's live porn feed to slowly drive them insane was brilliant..(snickers). Too bad he

Rachet: Hey Jack, guess where my hand's been.

Arcee: Hello! Femme here!

Dirge: Hey quick! Someone take my picture!

Worker: Uh... yes sir there are three of them here right now. They're demanding they're demanding that we give them free porn. No, they don't have an
oppointment.

Just one question: Did Blaster and Ravage shrink down to the size of the average human, or did Ironhide grow into one mountain-sized mini-van?

Alas, another classic G1 character is turned into something stupid by Hasbro for the Armada line.

Rumble: "Soundwave, I don't know about this 'Operation: Sport Wood...'"

Bruticus: "Computron, you WILL get your yearly dental check-up if I have to hold you down and do it myself!"

"Oh, Wheelie, it's okay. There's nothing wrong about what we did..."

Bump Bump. Buuuuurrrrrraaaaaappppp!!! Ah, much better.