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Prime, I really don't feel comfortable with you touching me there.

Ok, I've decided to try out for the role of Pig Pen in the new live actio9n Charlie Brown film.

You know it feels good. Lay there and take it like a bot.

This might hurt a little bit.

I'll plant the artificial penis right here.

I think it will work. We don't look that ridiculous.

Back when I was a younger bot........

I see you.

I can fit the whole thing. Just like I saw in that video.

That's it buddy, Just hold it right there........

Prime, my mother was not a prostitute damnit.

C'mon kids, sit down and let me tell you the story about how I met your mother.