Captions by Thunderboomer

Galvatron: When I find out who put superglue on my hand..
Soundwave: Sensors indicate new feeling of wholeness..for the first time I feel like myself
Galvatron: ...........
Soundwave: Rrr..Umm..Ratbat Eject..Operation Retrieval, Object Hot Water
Galva

Minerva: AND HE...he...just...WAAAHHHH!!!!!
Wheeljack (to self): Where have all the nice bots gone? Where have all the nice bots gone...I'm listening to this aren't I?

Ravage: You will excuse my calling of nature ya? It is simply to avoid any..unpleasent accidents to my person

Rhinox: You...WILL..take your medecine\
Primal: NOTHING BUT BANANA!!!!! RRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!

Soundwave never trusted another chip given to him by swindle ever again

Starscream: I see a Unicorn
Ravage: Grr...Grr..
Starscream: That one over there
Soundwave: Optic sensors detect Tennis Racket

Skywarp: NO I WILL NOT CHANGE YOUR DIAPER
Thundercracker: This is so wrong

I eat because no one likes me....AND NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE I EAT!!!!

Ok..so you take the road that way until you hit the overpass, from there turn left...left