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PLEASE MIGHTY MEGATRON DONT KILL ME I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE GUONO ALL OVER THE BASE
see i tolled you i could fit 20 energon squers in my mouth
anouncer: galvatron you've just defeated the autobots what are you going to do now. galvatron: im going to decepticonland
megatron: i know we look like morons with theis but their the best cell phones i could aford
oooooo my aking head this hangover is a killer why did i have so much energon last nigh
spike: PIME have you been sneeking raw energon again your turning into an energonaholic
rattrap: hey baby wana go out and get an ice cold glass of energon
frenzy:no mom dont kick him back out on the streets i promis to walk him every day i'll even feed him his energon biscuts please mommy can i keep him
both: help we've fallen and we cant get up
blaster: get back here you little devils dont make me call your mother
spike: dude i think we're shrinking.
bummble:quiet flesh bag we're not shrinking the can's just geting biger as we get closer to it
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