Captions by Xephon0930

This is one of the benefits of joining the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Free weed.

Dude,what if the script for the Bay films were actually terrible fan fiction that somehow made it as the final product?

Up your's Zod!!!!

For Metroplex,all it takes is one good back rub before he becomes a Headmaster.

I swear to Primus if he keeps bragging about his Stealth Variant figures,so help me!!!!!

Me Grimlock says what happens in Space Vegas,stays in Space Vegas.

When the Predacons decided to show up for Optimus' opposite day themed birthday party,they suddenly realized that they weren't invited.

One of these heads don't belong,guess which head is not like the others.

I swear to Primus,if Siri tells me to,"stick it up my tailpipe"one more time!!!!

Spike's been like that ever since he the Michael Bay Transformer films. We haven't been able to snap him back out since then.

Oh man,I saw this scene in Shawshank Redemption. This isn't going to be fun for Megatron.

Apparently,what Grimlock saw Hotrod was doing to Daniel was so horrible,he never had the dino balls to tell anyone.

Can you smell what the Prime is cooking,Megatron?

The first rule of Decepticon Fight Club,is to never talk about Decepticon Fight Club.