Captions by zodconvoy

THESE are who that stupid DATING SITE says I'm MOST COMPATIBLE with? Why am I spending $30 A MONTH for THIS?!?!

Bumblebee: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to call you "Drift"!
Prowl: Never... again... "Hot Shot."

Friends, Cybertonians, Autobots... I only asked for your ears!

GINYU FORCE, ASSEMBLE!!!

ZIPPER ACCIDENT!! THE BEANS ARE ABOVE THE FRANK! [b]THE BEANS ARE ABOVE THE FRANK!!!!![/b]

Ratchet: "Wrecked 'em? Damn near scraplets!"
Wheeljack: "...Spike helped you come up with that, didn't he?"

Bulkhead: "Okay, Prime, here's one girl. I'll have to go get another one but Kup is still on Cybertron!"

Blitzwing: "They were all over me. Climbing, drooling, probing. They were everywhere, all over me. I barely managed to get away. Little monsters..."
Motormaster: "Damn Kiss Players!"

Optimus: "Hey, guys! Am I too late for the Beast Wars?"

Stephen Hawking as a healthy young lad...

neither Kup nor Omega Supreme nor even Grimlock had the heart to tell Bumblebee that his Decepticon party guests were sitting on his kitten...

"Drivin' that train,
dum dum dee-dum,
Casey Jones is not a,
Ninja Turtle..."

"Driven that train,
dum dum dee-dum,
Casey Jones is not a,
Ninja Turtle..."

Great, now I have the stigmata...