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Triggerdick Megatron says:
There there... It's ok... You will get your chance to have a titan class transformer released after Fortress Maximus...
Vapor-03 says:
Trypticon: Now get back there and sell those canned baked beans at the mall kiosk like I taught you!
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
Trypticon enjoys his new life sized training figure of Metroplex.
DeltaSilver88 says:
Yeah, your shoulders are a little stiff... a few squeezes here and there and they should be good as new!
Ms. Trebuchette says:
"Listen, Metroplex. Just because we ARE cities doesn't mean we have to understand how cities work. Zoning laws are REALLY confusing."
nyklas78 says:
Metroplex "My Go-Bots! All Gone!" Trypticon. I Know...I Know. It will be fine."
Frenchhorngirl says:
Psst, psst... Did you hear that some Transformers are not the gender thought to be at first?
Axelbro says:
trypticon:c'mon bro just because we are so big that does not mean that you are not cool let's go fishing with scorponok, omega supreme, and fort max.
Revenge of Bruticus says:
"Just what word did Wheeljack tell you he cutting into your head? Man he messed you up good."
Swoopscream says:
Hey man... are you sure this is a dino hug? Did you happen to learn this in dino prison?
EXSkywarp says:
Alright, Metro...stick and move!! STICK AND MOVE!! This Fortress Maximus guy's a PUNK, man! A BUM! Eye of the tiger...EYE OF THE TIGER!! NOW GET IN THERE AND WHUP HIS ASS!!!
Evil Eye says:
It's OK, Metroplex. Everyone has rule 34 made of them at some point in their lives.
Road Turtle says:
Trypticon, "So they replaced you with Fortress Maximus? You could always start over; get a new paint job, a new name. How about 'Metrotitan'? That has a good ring. We got cookies."
MarkNL says:
Trypticon: Hey, sweetie, got something to do this evening?
Metroplex: Yeah. Kick you in your ass, SWEETIE!
Lucius Prime says:
Metroplex:"I just don't know why he has to be so mean!"
Trypticon:"I know, I know.... Ever since Scorponok and Fortess Maximus started hanging out, they think they OWN Cybertron..."
aaronaufdenberg says:
Trypticon "Hey buddy, had a rough day?"
Metroplex "ahhha No?" Small off to the side picture of Metroplex landing a "BAM" Uppercut!
ChemPrime says:
Trypticon: Next time, I'll go easy on ya .. you know... so you still have fans
prowlalpha says:
Stupid me forgot about the max, It should read you never been in a chicken fight before.
prowlalpha says:
Metroplex:This is my first time.
Trypticon: I will be gentle, just relax.
Metroplex: Maybe, we should wait.
Trypticon: No, the time is right.
Metroplex: Ok, I am excited!
Trypticon: Oh, man your going to love this. I can't believe you never b
SpaceSkull says:
It's okay Metroplex we all make mistakes. Next time try and remember to let all the humans exit before transforming.
Cyhwuhx says:
"Now calm down Metroplex. What Full-Tilt and Slammer are doing is perfectly natural. Don't get so worked up about it."
Blackstreak says:
Trypticon: "Listen, don't take it personally but in public I gotta act like I don't like you."
aeleven says:
Trypticon: " Metroplex... I likes ya, I wants ya, ...We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way!
Mofo4life says:
Trypticon: What you got Metroplex...I wanna see.
Metroplex: Oh you're gonna like this. Just hold on a minute while i get the scope in focus.
Trypticon: Are you taking pictures?
Metroplex: Uh...Yes I am. When I point, smile for the bang...I mean flash.
Mofo4life says:
Trypticon: Can't we be friends?
Metroplex: Ugh...No.
Trypticon: Why not?
Metroplex: Cause we're enemies, and I'm gonna destroy you.
Trypticon: Oh yeah, me Trypticon forget.
Sorry...
Mofo4life says:
Trypticon: Wow...You got a nice finish...All shiny, did you go to Maco?
Metroplex: And pay their ridiculous prices? No sir...I do my own polish. Besides I get a discount.
Mofo4life says:
Before Trypticon smash and bash you, I got Joke for you. Knock knock...
Oh, come in!
Agghhh...You ruin Trypticon's Joke...I no like you no more...
That's what you get, now LETS' FIGHT!!!
spiderbob007 says:
Trypticon: "I have three simple rules: evacuation, lubrication and communication."
Heckfire says:
Wow, you Metroplex have lots of tension back here. Luckily me Trypticon licensed massage therapist.
Xephon0930 says:
For Metroplex,all it takes is one good back rub before he becomes a Headmaster.
leviebaby says:
listen metroplex i know who your'e father is who tritocon it's ultramagnus no
snavej says:
[Sends picture to 'Up the Arse Corner', Viz Comics, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK.]
snavej says:
Trypticon: I'll let you live if you just destroy that school bus down there.
Metroplex: That's it! I'm calling my Daddy on you! He's 10 miles tall!
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Don't worry 'Plex,I'm sure Hasbro will give us a FoC toy in the Future...
Torgon02 says:
Trypticon: It's okay, it happens to all of us sometimes. Have you heard about Cialis?
Gonshyk says:
-Do not worry so much. You will be cured and I will be cured, too. Tripticon simply had no idea with which virus he was infected, and which bestowed his friend. That was STD...
Insidious says:
Metroplex: "Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over."
Cyberseven says:
Tripticon: No I am not really a Proctologist, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
primel73 says:
Let's skip the Minnesota State fair and form our own twin cities. -cue 70's porn music.
primel73 says:
Seriously, I'm just looking for your cog. Trust me, I coached at Penn State.
Cyberseven says:
Metroplex: I wish I could remember the damn safe word!!
Tripticon: MMMM...Metroplex tastes like chicken.
ScreenTalkerDotOrg says:
You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?
Spanish Prime says:
Dude! You got a tattoo!
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"S - wee - t!" What about mine?
"DUDE!" What does mine say?
"SWEET!
TulioDude says:
Metroplex,buddy,i know you are pissed for not being in War for Cybertron,but i promise you,you will be in the sequel.
Silver Snake says:
Trypticon: The Autobots are merely using you, dear comrade. Come with me, and you'll be more powerful than they could have ever dreamed!
Metroplex: You make a convincing offer, dinosaur. I will notify you of my decision.
snavej says:
Trypticon: Don't go, Metroplex! You're the only decent scratching post on the planet! I have some BIG itches to scratch, you know.
snavej says:
Metroplex (thinks): If I throw Trypticon in the right direction, I might be able to take out monument valley AND Area 51 in one shot!
snavej says:
Trypticon was getting sued for copyright infringement by Godzilla, so he took out his frustration on Metroplex.
snavej says:
They were worried about shoddy animation but the Fall of Cybertron game would soon put things right.
kamenriderjester says:
"Hey buddy. Trypticon talked with game developers. They'll put you in the sequel. So cheer up."
Ryuki says:
Metroplex:so many fembots and none of them is the same size as me, f**k this gay earth.
Trypticon: did Metroplex just said something for being gay ?
SKYWARPED_128 says:
What is that graffiti? Looks like some human male's junk. Told ya not to transform into city mode and spend the night next to a ghetto.
agentcastle says:
metroplex wasnt pleased, but transformer prostate cancer is no laughing matter
darquechylde says:
its ok bro. she isnt worth it. its not you its her. (refrencing statue of liberty)
darquechylde says:
"RAAAARRRRR If Metroplex tell Trypticon where transformation cog is, Trypticon promise love Metroplex long time"
datguy86 says:
Trypticon: "Oh yeah... I dunno how you got those minibots all shredded up in there but they are most definitely not coming out!"
BeastProwl says:
Come on man! Dont let him push you around like that! you've made it to the third round! Now get out there and win this one for Cybertron!
"ROCKY THEME"
turbomagnus says:
Trypt: Metroplex no feel bad, even if name reused for new character, you still one everyone think of as Metroplex.
Ryuki says:
Trypticon: now, now, Metroplex. Don't be gloomy, Your design on the FOC game wasn't that bad...
MINDVVIPE says:
does this really need a caption? really?
We all know whats implied. Alright fine.
"OH GOD ITS IN MY T-COG!!!!!!!"