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Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment
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116 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Triggerdick Megatron says:

There there... It's ok... You will get your chance to have a titan class transformer released after Fortress Maximus...

Jul 9, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Bad breath !”

May 14, 2024

trailbreaker says:

Metroplex - “I’ve been a bad boy!”

Scorp - “Spank!”

Feb 26, 2024

Vapor-03 says:

Trypticon: Now get back there and sell those canned baked beans at the mall kiosk like I taught you!

Jul 15, 2022

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Trypticon enjoys his new life sized training figure of Metroplex.

May 24, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Stop chewing on Metroplex!

Apr 14, 2020

DeltaSilver88 says:

Yeah, your shoulders are a little stiff... a few squeezes here and there and they should be good as new!

Sep 4, 2019

Evil Eye says:

"It's OK, Metro. Sadiq Khan won't be your mayor for much longer."

May 28, 2017

Ted_Spaghetti says:

Trypticon: Sorry about your Sharkticon passing away.

Dec 31, 2016

Ms. Trebuchette says:

"Listen, Metroplex. Just because we ARE cities doesn't mean we have to understand how cities work. Zoning laws are REALLY confusing."

Apr 10, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Metroplex: I thought campaign would prepare me for multiplayer...

Mar 29, 2016

Miester-Jazz says:

Trypticon and metroplex were always secret BFFs.

Mar 3, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Crack attack.

May 1, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Prepare your exhaust port, Metro. I'm going in dry."

Jan 15, 2015

nyklas78 says:

Psst! Metro.I got some lube!

Oct 27, 2014

nyklas78 says:

Metroplex "My Go-Bots! All Gone!" Trypticon. I Know...I Know. It will be fine."

Oct 27, 2014

Judas_Warlord says:

Trypticon: I WANNA PIGGYBACK RIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 12, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

Psst, psst... Did you hear that some Transformers are not the gender thought to be at first?

Dec 20, 2013

cusd220 says:

i like pie

Apr 16, 2013

Axelbro says:

trypticon:c'mon bro just because we are so big that does not mean that you are not cool let's go fishing with scorponok, omega supreme, and fort max.

Mar 4, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

I told You trypy Im the pitcher Your the catcher.....

Jan 6, 2013

BERSEKAEL says:

Told you metroplex, I am a pro twist gamer!

Dec 17, 2012

Revenge of Bruticus says:

"Just what word did Wheeljack tell you he cutting into your head? Man he messed you up good."

Oct 25, 2012

Swoopscream says:

Hey man... are you sure this is a dino hug? Did you happen to learn this in dino prison?

Sep 9, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

Alright, Metro...stick and move!! STICK AND MOVE!! This Fortress Maximus guy's a PUNK, man! A BUM! Eye of the tiger...EYE OF THE TIGER!! NOW GET IN THERE AND WHUP HIS ASS!!!

Sep 5, 2012

Evil Eye says:

It's OK, Metroplex. Everyone has rule 34 made of them at some point in their lives.

Sep 1, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Trypticon, "So they replaced you with Fortress Maximus? You could always start over; get a new paint job, a new name. How about 'Metrotitan'? That has a good ring. We got cookies."

Aug 14, 2012

MarkNL says:

Trypticon: Hey, sweetie, got something to do this evening?
Metroplex: Yeah. Kick you in your ass, SWEETIE!

Aug 11, 2012

BenderCrosby1 says:

Ouch! Ya know, maybe your primary function ISN'T a masseuse.

Aug 6, 2012

BronyYesmanPrime says:

"its Okay Metroplex, we have all had our Jimmies Rustled"

Jul 27, 2012

Lucius Prime says:

Metroplex:"I just don't know why he has to be so mean!"
Trypticon:"I know, I know.... Ever since Scorponok and Fortess Maximus started hanging out, they think they OWN Cybertron..."

Jul 23, 2012

JaffleMaker says:

Invading a city, Trypticon style!

Jul 23, 2012

aaronaufdenberg says:

Trypticon "Hey buddy, had a rough day?"
Metroplex "ahhha No?" Small off to the side picture of Metroplex landing a "BAM" Uppercut!

Jul 22, 2012

Kanyon says:

Trypticon: "hey listen!"
Metro:"urge..to..kill..rising.."

Jul 17, 2012

mattj972 says:

I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

Jul 16, 2012

ChemPrime says:

Trypticon: Next time, I'll go easy on ya .. you know... so you still have fans

Jul 16, 2012

robotsindisguys says:

Hold still Metro, this won't hurt a bit!

Jul 16, 2012

Veritas Prime says:

I wish I could quit you!

Jul 16, 2012

prowlalpha says:

Stupid me forgot about the max, It should read you never been in a chicken fight before.

Jul 16, 2012

prowlalpha says:

Metroplex:This is my first time.

Trypticon: I will be gentle, just relax.

Metroplex: Maybe, we should wait.
Trypticon: No, the time is right.
Metroplex: Ok, I am excited!
Trypticon: Oh, man your going to love this. I can't believe you never b

Jul 16, 2012

SpaceSkull says:

It's okay Metroplex we all make mistakes. Next time try and remember to let all the humans exit before transforming.

Jul 15, 2012

Tracks85 says:

Remember, the first time is free, next time it's 50 bucks

Jul 15, 2012

Cyhwuhx says:

"Now calm down Metroplex. What Full-Tilt and Slammer are doing is perfectly natural. Don't get so worked up about it."

Jul 15, 2012

Blackstreak says:

Trypticon: "Listen, don't take it personally but in public I gotta act like I don't like you."

Jul 14, 2012

aeleven says:

Trypticon: " Metroplex... I likes ya, I wants ya, ...We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way!

Jul 14, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Trypticon: What you got Metroplex...I wanna see.
Metroplex: Oh you're gonna like this. Just hold on a minute while i get the scope in focus.
Trypticon: Are you taking pictures?
Metroplex: Uh...Yes I am. When I point, smile for the bang...I mean flash.

Jul 14, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Trypticon: Can't we be friends?
Metroplex: Ugh...No.
Trypticon: Why not?
Metroplex: Cause we're enemies, and I'm gonna destroy you.
Trypticon: Oh yeah, me Trypticon forget.
Sorry...

Jul 14, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Trypticon: Wow...You got a nice finish...All shiny, did you go to Maco?
Metroplex: And pay their ridiculous prices? No sir...I do my own polish. Besides I get a discount.

Jul 14, 2012

Mofo4life says:

Before Trypticon smash and bash you, I got Joke for you. Knock knock...
Oh, come in!
Agghhh...You ruin Trypticon's Joke...I no like you no more...
That's what you get, now LETS' FIGHT!!!

Jul 14, 2012

spiderbob007 says:

Trypticon: "I have three simple rules: evacuation, lubrication and communication."

Jul 14, 2012

Heckfire says:

Wow, you Metroplex have lots of tension back here. Luckily me Trypticon licensed massage therapist.

Jul 14, 2012

Xephon0930 says:

For Metroplex,all it takes is one good back rub before he becomes a Headmaster.

Jul 14, 2012

onslaught1 says:

ever been with a 40 story dinosaur before?
ummm no!
do ya wanna be?

Jul 13, 2012

leviebaby says:

listen metroplex i know who your'e father is who tritocon it's ultramagnus no

Jul 13, 2012

chrisbchicken46 says:

Shhhhhhhhhhhh... it'll all be over soon

Jul 13, 2012

snavej says:

[Sends picture to 'Up the Arse Corner', Viz Comics, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK.]

Jul 13, 2012

snavej says:

Trypticon: I'll let you live if you just destroy that school bus down there.

Metroplex: That's it! I'm calling my Daddy on you! He's 10 miles tall!

Jul 13, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Don't worry 'Plex,I'm sure Hasbro will give us a FoC toy in the Future...

Jul 13, 2012

Torgon02 says:

Trypticon: It's okay, it happens to all of us sometimes. Have you heard about Cialis?

Jul 13, 2012

Gonshyk says:

-Do not worry so much. You will be cured and I will be cured, too. Tripticon simply had no idea with which virus he was infected, and which bestowed his friend. That was STD...

Jul 12, 2012

leviebaby says:

Tripticon back says insert batteries here

Jul 12, 2012

Insidious says:

Metroplex: "Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over."

Jul 12, 2012

Stormrider says:

Scramble city twister:
Right Leg Yellow. Left arm blue.

Jul 12, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Hey! You're not the pizza guy!

Jul 12, 2012

Cyberseven says:

Tripticon: No I am not really a Proctologist, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Jul 12, 2012

primel73 says:

Let's skip the Minnesota State fair and form our own twin cities. -cue 70's porn music.

Jul 12, 2012

primel73 says:

Seriously, I'm just looking for your cog. Trust me, I coached at Penn State.

Jul 12, 2012

Cyberseven says:

Metroplex: I wish I could remember the damn safe word!!
Tripticon: MMMM...Metroplex tastes like chicken.

Jul 12, 2012

ScreenTalkerDotOrg says:

You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?

Jul 12, 2012

MarkNL says:

Let's create baby-bots. We'll call them: Mini-cons.

Jul 12, 2012

Spanish Prime says:

Dude! You got a tattoo!
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"S - wee - t!" What about mine?
"DUDE!" What does mine say?
"SWEET!

Jul 12, 2012

Blasphemous Prime says:

Don't fight it... Just let it happen...

Jul 12, 2012

TulioDude says:

Metroplex,buddy,i know you are pissed for not being in War for Cybertron,but i promise you,you will be in the sequel.

Jul 11, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Trypticon: The Autobots are merely using you, dear comrade. Come with me, and you'll be more powerful than they could have ever dreamed!

Metroplex: You make a convincing offer, dinosaur. I will notify you of my decision.

Jul 11, 2012

Optimal-T says:

Are you trying to give me a Vulcan nerve pinch?

Jul 11, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Hold me back bro,HOLD ME BACK!!!

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

Trypticon: Don't go, Metroplex! You're the only decent scratching post on the planet! I have some BIG itches to scratch, you know.

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

Metroplex (thinks): If I throw Trypticon in the right direction, I might be able to take out monument valley AND Area 51 in one shot!

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

This sleazy treatment wasn't what Metroplex signed up for.

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

Trypticon was getting sued for copyright infringement by Godzilla, so he took out his frustration on Metroplex.

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

They were worried about shoddy animation but the Fall of Cybertron game would soon put things right.

Jul 11, 2012

snavej says:

Trypticon didn't expect the next assault: one of Metroplex's hyperfarts.

Jul 11, 2012

badjimmy76 says:

wtf?

Jul 11, 2012

kamenriderjester says:

"Hey buddy. Trypticon talked with game developers. They'll put you in the sequel. So cheer up."

Jul 11, 2012

Ryuki says:

Trypticon: Trypticon want piggyback !!

Jul 11, 2012

Ryuki says:

Metroplex:so many fembots and none of them is the same size as me, f**k this gay earth.
Trypticon: did Metroplex just said something for being gay ?

Jul 11, 2012

Powermaster Jazz says:

Full Tilt is your son! Deal with it!

Jul 11, 2012

SKYWARPED_128 says:

What is that graffiti? Looks like some human male's junk. Told ya not to transform into city mode and spend the night next to a ghetto.

Jul 11, 2012

SpaceSkull says:

I see Paris, I see France. I see your metallic under-pants

Jul 11, 2012

agentcastle says:

metroplex wasnt pleased, but transformer prostate cancer is no laughing matter

Jul 10, 2012

darquechylde says:

its ok bro. she isnt worth it. its not you its her. (refrencing statue of liberty)

Jul 10, 2012

darquechylde says:

"RAAAARRRRR If Metroplex tell Trypticon where transformation cog is, Trypticon promise love Metroplex long time"

Jul 10, 2012

puttster3 says:

Come Metroplex, lets merge to become one city. Till All Are One.

Jul 10, 2012

dahpadre says:

Please, please, please let me see!

Jul 10, 2012

muddyjoe says:

Squeal like a pIg, boy!

Jul 10, 2012

datguy86 says:

Trypticon: "Oh yeah... I dunno how you got those minibots all shredded up in there but they are most definitely not coming out!"

Jul 10, 2012

Rodimus Minor says:

Trypticon is practicing Masages

Jul 10, 2012

John Dahalay says:

You know, there are pills for that...

Jul 10, 2012

njb902 says:

not touching this one with a 50 foot pole.

Jul 10, 2012

Kibble says:

bow chicka wow wow...

Jul 10, 2012

paul053 says:

You need to pay me more for scratching your back that often.

Jul 10, 2012

Gundamu says:

"Shhhh... I'll be gentle..."

Jul 10, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

*
You look stressed.
Get a Trypticon shoulder massage today!

Jul 10, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"I know that feel, bro, I know that feel..."

Jul 10, 2012

BeastProwl says:

Come on man! Dont let him push you around like that! you've made it to the third round! Now get out there and win this one for Cybertron!
"ROCKY THEME"

Jul 10, 2012

Zottoman says:

Metroplex does not like giving piggy-back rides

Jul 10, 2012

kenadax says:

Wow Met, you're really tense... Lucky for you I'm a licensed massuer!

Jul 10, 2012

notsosmart says:

Got Girl Problems? I guess SIZE does matter!! BAH HAAHAHA HAAA!!!!

Jul 10, 2012

Vitatech says:

Omnomnom, your horn is so tasty!

Jul 10, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Trypt: Metroplex no feel bad, even if name reused for new character, you still one everyone think of as Metroplex.

Jul 10, 2012

Ryuki says:

Trypticon: now, now, Metroplex. Don't be gloomy, Your design on the FOC game wasn't that bad...

Jul 10, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Trypticon: Just relax, take it slow and let the good times roll.

Jul 10, 2012

King Slick says:

Cheer up Ray, at least Debra's cooking didn't kill you....YET!

Jul 10, 2012

Autobot032 says:

Brokeback Mountain: Transformers Edition

Jul 10, 2012

MINDVVIPE says:

does this really need a caption? really?
We all know whats implied. Alright fine.
"OH GOD ITS IN MY T-COG!!!!!!!"

Jul 10, 2012

Blazer136 says:

Stranger Danger!

Jul 10, 2012

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