Unicron sitting on a toilet

trailbreaker says:

“You belong to me, now…..”

Ted_Spaghetti says:

THOSE DARN ENERGON-O'S!!!!!!!!!!!

apocalypseprime2000 says:

I cant even go to the damn bathroom in peace

Wolfman Jake says:

Ooooh...I shouldn't have eaten those knock-off Transformers I found at the gas station!

VioMeTriX says:

this is a stupid picture for a caption contest.....wtf unicron cant fit on a toilet....these are getting weak and lame lately

Victinoko says:

I need to eat less planets. Uggggh. Groan.

o.supreme says:

Proceed...on your way to Oblivion!

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Sittin on that toilet, I'm sittin on the toilet, sittin on the toilet, and flush.

Evil Eye says:

Not the best way to display your figures.

Caleb.tron says:

Dang I gotta take a dump the size of a planet whooo this is painfull!

Menasor75 says:

I really hope that toy was wiped down with sanitary wipes after this picture was taken.

Megatron1 says:

The rest of Earth tasted good, but man, Mexico didn't agree with me. TOO MANY BEANS!!!

grimlock1972 says:

Come on Hoth!!!!!

sonic boom says:

unicron: oh, i knew i shouldn't have had all those italian meatballs...... what? they were planets? WAAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE BEEN VIOLENT! (flushes himself down toilet)

Dragon_Convoy says:

no more mexican planets

Deceptiwho? says:

What are u looking at??? You try digesting a planet tha size of Cybertron!!!!

Master Kashi says:

You should see what it looks like in space.

Unknown says:

all those planets dont do good on my intestines

ChevyTron says:

When you guys said Royal Flush, I didn't think you meant it literally! *sniff* I suck at Poker!

ACStarscream says:

Relegated to the cheap seats Unicron will forever regret not having purchased his tickets to BotCon sooner...

ACStarscream says:

MEGATRON: Captioning this is almost too easy Starscream.

STARSCREAM: Much easier, o mighty Megatron, than our entry for last week's contest.

Nemesis Jason says:

Unicron: "I'm gonna take a crap... I will call it Wheelie..."

Swerve says:

Unicron: Oh, like you don't have to every now and then. Besides, what did you think happened after I ate all those planets?

decipticonhater5995 says:

i might have said you cant destroy my destiney but this is just stinkig wrong!!!!!!!!!

Dclone Soundwave says:

Urrrgggghhhh....ahhhhhhhh.....unh...Destiny.....you cannot destroy.....my..........DESTINY!!! Ah, there it goes..........

trailbreaker says:

"Hey Galvatron! Hand me some ALKA SELTZER!!!!"

theprime8604 says:

Mr. Bay i have sumthing let me give u a guess it warm and smelly just like the new TF movie

Unknown says:

I'm a big bot now!

hot rod 907 says:

well, this is how orsen welles spent most of his time!

Castle74 says:

Outta paper?? Of course....

autobothound says:

*singing his own song* I'm just sittin' on top of the world....I'm just s*ittin' on top of the world....*whistles*

medleystudios72 says:

Hey Bay! I got your movie right here!!!

signit says:

At least we now know what that Black Hole was in Transformers: Energon

Mad_Mexicoy says:

DOESN'T ANYBODY ----IN KNOCK ANYMORE???

Brooke says:

Unicron:Damn laxatives......UUURRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG (pplop)
Unicron: Ahhhh..........

Ccampbell23 says:

Wow,... I guess that planet grew a lot of corn...

darth_paul says:

I am Unicronio, Heh-Heh… I need some TP for my bunghole! Do you have some TP for my bunghole! Heh-Heh!

darth_paul says:

Unicron: Well, now it's official, Pluto really isn't a planet any more. (Sploosh!)

Octocon says:

Unicron faces his greatest foe.
the planet gobbling planet gobblinger

"i am toiletron!"

Octocon says:

Unicron:
"Uranus from ...."
you get the idea
"manical laugh"

Deceptiman says:

Man, why did that laxative have to be disguised as Coke-Flavoured energon!?

Superion_007 says:

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

Tiedye says:

(Unicron's Wife in the shower) "After work I need you to pick up the kids from school. and then you got to go to the store and get some milk, eggs, and bread. When you get home It would be nice if you could get dinner started for me."
(Uni

Breeze says:

*Unicron looks at camera* What? Can't a planet eater get some peace around here?

Flame Cheetor says:

Unicron:This shall be my chair!Hey wait, whats that smell!

Castle74 says:

You think this sorta thing happens to Galactus?

Roadshadow says:

Someone help me! I'm stuck in the toilet seat. :(

Roadshadow says:

Errrrrrrgghh...AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

*plop*

Whew. Man, Lithone's a bitch to get out once digested and morphed into poo.

Minicle says:

Unicron had an unpleasent fate instore for Planet Muk.

Minicle says:

Unicon: WHO PUT SUPER GLUE ON THE SEAT!?

Tiedye says:

BEHOLD! I will rule the universe and everyone will have to bow before me and my throne!

Castle74 says:

That's it! No more White Castle for me!

BluavalancheZ71 says:

Hey if you are gonna sit there and watch I need another roll of toliet paper and a new magazine I read this one already

Pokejedservo says:

Who knew the idea that shooting Laxative during one of Unicron's snack attacks would be THAT effective?

Sondura1 says:

Use Galaxative Force chewable tablets.

Thanatos Prime says:

Home Depot employee: What do you think you're doing?

Unicron: Havin' a test run!

Rumble_Frenzy says:

Something tells me I should have ate that nebulon planet instead of those cybertron moons!

*Years Later*
Narrator: And so the Headmasters were born!

RPG says:

Damn that is one huge ass Toilet!

RPG says:

After eating so many planets there was bound to be kharma in the form of "excretiating" pain.

Gemini says:

ughh... i knew i shouldn't have had that Galvatron...

Blaster_6267 says:

Hey...I don't remember eating that planet?....Oh wait, yea I did

Zeedust says:

"Man, would you look at the stain on that wall? Devouring the universe is gobnna have to wait, I need to do some spring cleaning..."

Coughler says:

Unicron: "My Toileting Posture Is Highly Dubious. Now Transport into oblivion."

Latavia says:

"This is what you eat Gobotron."

Pulsatron says:

The only thing Unicron has ever feared: the Autobot Toilet of Incontinence. [Stan Bush singing]: "You've got the tush...you've got the potty!"

Unknown says:

And you thought his minicon was supposed to be a moon...

Unknown says:

Phew...all that Junkion food goes right through you...

Road Turtle says:

Unicron, "Primacron built me with the ability to defecate; WHY? Who dose that? You do realize I possess the largest colon in all the universe? The inhabitants of several planets could easily populate it. Who builds a robot with a colon that large? &

Road Turtle says:

Unicron, "Uh, Help! I'm, I'm out of toilet paper! Can anyone help me get some toilet paper?! Hello, it's me, Chaos-Bringer, devourer of planets, scourge of the universe, in need of toilet paper! (sigh) Well this sucks."

Road Turtle says:

Considered inappropriate for American audiences, "The Pooping of Lithone" scene was cut from the opening of the original animated movie.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Uncron, "Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always lovvvvvvvvve youuuuuuuuuu......GET THAT DAMN VIDEO CAMERA OUTTA HERE!"

Primus, "HAHAHAHAHA! I am so sending that to America's Funniest Home

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Mannn I wish I hadn't just finished reading that Stephen King book Dreamcatcher."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"hehe ugh Green Apple splatters.Heh."

skullcrusher says:

No more planets after ten thousand years it gives you such a kink in the tract.

Judynator says:

Uny: Uh, this Cybertron very to relax the bowels... Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhh...

Judynator says:

Unicron in the WC.

Uny: Ta-ta-tamm... PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... Splott! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr... Aaaaaaaaaah!

Suzuki says:

"Hey, Galvatron! Do you STILL want Cybertron's moons?!..."

Unknown says:

I swallowed Galvatron and the Matrix........Primacron told me that the two would constepate me, and I did not believe him.....uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!

demarcusgd says:

Unicron at Hasbro HQ, hard at work on those Star Wars Transformers designs...

demarcusgd says:

...Creating the newest Transformers show set to air on Kid's WB...

mexi-con says:

Unicron: "Here's what I think of Don Murphy!" *BRRRRIIPPPPHHHH-SPALSH*

mexi-con says:

Toiletron: "I have summoned you here for a Purpose!"
Unicron: "Nobody summons (*fart*) Unicron!"
Toiletron: "Then it pleases me to be the first."

Thanatos Prime says:

Sucked into my own black hole, how embarassing.

Jetblast says:

"Cybertron what was I thinking!?, I gonna need the Jungle planet to pass this out!!!"

Warhead says:

"I thought of sparing your puny planet Galvatron, but now you will watch it dismanberment........"

Zeedust says:

"Man, I wish I had a magazine..."

DeltaSilver88 says:

"I swear I will never eat refried beans again..."

real_Angel says:

It's worse than a shower but at least I got rid of the black color they sold me in...

real_Angel says:

Holly s**t...
Who knows what I did last night and ended it up here?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"AHHHH MAN! Hooker-bot gave me herpies."

Shermtron says:

Behold... Pooptron the nugget and his mighty armada of corn

grimlock2000 says:

Holy krap, that time it came out bigger than Primus himself! Wait, I'll give it a spark and use my krap to defeat Primus! Noone can stop me now...Ahh

Fireblast says:

Do you mind?! I'm trying to take a dump here!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Damn. Bud mud."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Damn I really need to paint this room. Look at these walls what's it been? 7 maybe 8 years since I painted last. Well I suppose it's my own fault really touring and devouring the universe how often am I home? Maybe a nice blue, light blue

Thanatos Prime says:

You know, this pool is awfuly small...

Byrerprime says:

If I could only figure out a way to get rid of Primus, Ryan will play with me again. I know, I'll pretend to accidentally knock him out the window.

Optimusizzy says:

Time to create another lacky.

snavej says:

This would have been the eventual fate of the brave souls who got inside Unicron during Transformers: The Movie, if they had failed in their bid to unleash the power of the Matrix.

'Red bits in my stool - do I have bleeding piles? No, they are pi

snavej says:

And you thought Krakatoa was the loudest sound in history!

snavej says:

I really must thank the Dinobots for hitting my bottom at the end of Transformers: The Movie. It really loosened my mighty bowels and relieved my awful constipation. The super-hot curry also helped.

Unknown says:

see that going down the drain? thats what i like to call transformers cybertron.

MercilessOne says:

Now... you fools shall witness this planet's dismemberment! *farts really loud*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Tidy bowl man your day of reckoning has finally come!

1337W422102 says:

I told you Armada was crap!

Colinus Maximus says:

Saturn delicious, but Alpha Centauri give me heartburn.

Thanatos Prime says:

Who dares disturb Unicron on his throne?

DinoHonor says:

The true apocalypse for Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Venus...

DinoHonor says:

And so the Waste Nebla was created then suddenly lost to the Kerr Space void.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Now, I'll sit it on Primus' door, light it, ring the doorbell..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"I shall call them....Minicons!"

Chaoslock says:

The actual question is:

WHO MADE THE TOILET???

Answer: There are far more powerful forces in the universe, than Unicron. We are living in their shadows.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Thunder..nnnnnnnnn..THUNDER..nnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhh....THUNDERCRAPS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh that felt so good."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Whoa I don't remember eating Gobots?"

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

soft serve ice cream....dump trucks....planes dropping bombs....3,2,1 SPLASHDOWN!!!!

The Happy Locust says:

What? Let's see you eat a planet of mechanized beings and not get indigestion.

snavej says:

Welcome, Megadump!

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Poooooop Unicron: 1 Pooooop Unicron: 2 Poooooop Unicron: 3 Splashes of S**t in the loo!!!!!

D-340 says:

Remember kids, Unicron says Iritable Bowel Syndrome is no joke.

Tusko says:

Seeming like a good idea at the time, it was only after that Unicron realized that they don't make toilet paper in his size.

FIRE-BOT says:

Why Did i have to eat that lava planet
IT BURNS AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

GeidiPrime says:

Uranus is now coming out Myanus.

Chaingun says:

Despite his ability to devour planets, Unicron's digestive system is still no match for one night of taco bell.

Road Turtle says:

Unicron, "Curse you Primacron for building me with irritable bowels!!!"

Road Turtle says:

"As you can see, the glutinous robot planet Unicron dose in fact possess what appears to be a colon, which he uses to process planets into asteroids. Watch as he now appears to be constipated..."

Unicron, "Primus! Put down the camera! D

Road Turtle says:

Unicron, "That's odd...it's like a thousand voices suddenly cried out in terror, and where silenced all at once..."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unicron, "Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?"

Tom Arnold, "Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss."

cybertron_megatron says:

*sigh*... "Well that's a load off my mind"

Bed Bugs says:

Unicron looking down: Wow, it's kinda cute, I think I'll call it Mini-cron.

Bed Bugs says:

In a sad attempt to immitate the black hole from Transformers Cybertron, a small child tries to flush his Unicron into the void...

trailbreaker says:

POOOOOOOOOOOP !!

DinoHonor says:

Ugh, that is the last time is have an Exlax smoothie and moon pie.

Zeedust says:

This is where Quintessons come from.

Thanos says:

Few people saw Unicron at his lowest point, where he tried out to be the new Charmin Toilet Paper Mascot.

omega wing says:

Damn i cant handle those spicy planets

Nocturn Prime says:

Ungh, This is what i get for eating Autobots

thor20 says:

AWWWWWW, I shouldn't have eaten that waste management planet!!!!

Chaoslock says:

And this picture on seibertron.com was the main purpose, why Unicron ate Earth.
Thank them, everybody.

Krapicon says:

Deep with in the the smelliest parts of the unknown universe, a force so powerful and horrific not even Unicron can escape the pull of, THE PORCELIAN WHITE HOLE!!!!!

dabattousai says:

Unicron: Geeze the people weren't kidding about Jupiter making you constipated.

MercilessOne says:

...That was no ordinary planet...

MercilessOne says:

...That was no oridnary planet...

Unicron44 says:

I knew I shouldn't of had that Gobotron!

New Omen says:

Unicron became the "big boy" he always wanted to be and mastered the toilet. In that same moment he decided that when he grew up he would become the god of destruction....

Death-Ray Charles says:

AWWWwww...God...what a *FART!*...night...

Thanatos Prime says:

(The real reason for the feud between Primus and Unicron)

Primus: Hahahahahaha, no chair for you!

Unicron: Shut up!

Thanatos Prime says:

When Bill finally got around to collecting Armada, he realized he was running out of room ....

Black Arachnis says:

"aww crap, Matrix blocking my intestinal track...where`s the peptobismol?"

† Sunstorm says:

what are you looking at? never seen a planet size/eating robot taking a dump before?

Massdestruction says:

OH NO! No toilet paper! I can't believe I didn't check the roll before I started.

This is going to be messy!!!

Hailstorm says:

Well when you eat ENTIRE planets, you need this damn big of a toilet.

JazZeke says:

I'm amazed someone had enough disregard for sanitation to put their Unicron toy on a toilet. THAT sure'll cut into the e-Bay resail value.

קá†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:

MY GOD PRIMUS!!!!!!What's wrong with my poo? It looks all white with some purple and light grays in it.

Brakethrough says:

I suppose I deserve it, after all that Planet Junk food.

Brakethrough says:

Is...is that BLOOD? Oh, no, I should have listend to Prime!

Brakethrough says:

Man, that Earth was good, but I'm really feeling the China. I'll probably be hungry again in an hour, too.

SilentBlaster says:

Now unicron recents eating cybertron.

D-340 says:

They never come out as easy as they go down.

hellveticon_06 says:

...those two moons must've hit me so bad...

PG13 says:

Here we learn where Unicron got the idea for the Sharkticon pit on Quintessa

Onyx Prime says:

You think I'm sexy, dontcha!

kntstar says:

So that's what blackholes are for.

Archanubis says:

Slag! Forgot my magazines.

UFO says:

Ohhhh.....I shouldn't have eaten that....EEERG!...Burrtio manufacturing planet....

Roadshadow says:

Errrrrrrgghh...AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

*plop*

Whew. Man, Lithone's a bitch to get out once digested and morphed into poo.

Ratbat says:

I'm being sucked into it!

Blozor says:

::groan:: "I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING."

ryto says:

We're being sucked into it!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnng

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnnnnngh....Nnnnnnn

קá†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:

HAVE TO LOSE 20 MORE POUNDS!!!!! OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!!!!!!

Collector Maximus says:

That last planet went right through me...