Captions by archangel_tears

Daniel: Santa is that you. Damn it. i thought i told you not to spike my punch with Angel Dust, Rodimus.
Rodimus: But i thought it was funny when you started running around screaming 'my nuts are roasting on the open fire'.
Daniel: But they we

Red Alert: last night was the greatest I have had in a long time. the crack, acid, pot, meth, and angel dust was just what the doc order.
Inferno: yeah, tell me about it. I just don't get why my but hurt so bad this morning.
Red Alert: I'm not

Shockwave: Now that was close, megatron almost caught us. I think we should stash the Angel Dust in my room. He'll never look in there. What do you say Starscream?
Starscream: Man my rear end really hurts now. Thanks Shockwave. I think you packed it

Elita One: oh baby give me more of that stuff i snorted last night. we had the best time rolling around in the hay.
Starscream: you know it baby, megatron and optimus could never please you together, like i can. now i want you to go out to the barn and i

Spike: Please don't tell me the guards are coming this way. Are my eyes dialated?
Carly: Blaster you can take me home any time you want.
Blaster: Spike is at it again. I keep telling you to stop smoking Angel Dust, you snort it not Smoke it.
Carly

back you fools, i'm about to create my master piece hale hale to crack. after this maybe we can snort some.

so this is what happens when you snort paint. damn it starscream, you're not suppose to snort just anything for a killer buzz.

i've got to stop smoking crack. i see purple fairies and there is one on me now.

hey, check it, i got bling bling. and it all from selling Primes crack stash

God, i'm stoned. that crack Prime has is the sh*t.

starscream: no you can't make me take it in the port hole.
Prime: you're going to and you're going to like it.
Starscream: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!