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Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Peter: "Hey Lois look here its the Transformers."

Lois: "Finally a show Chris can watch."

Chris: "Ah mom....."

Peter:" Hey dont worry Chris you get to watch Rabbi Prime fight the e

Jul 1, 2003

Peter: "Hey Lois look here its the Transformers."
Lois: "Finally a show Chris can watch."
Chris: "Ah mom....."
Peter:" Hey dont worry Chris you get to watch Rabbi Prime fight the evils of t

Jul 1, 2003

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

"Its ok, it happens to every guy once in a while"

May 23, 2003

Hey PSYCHO HOTLINE, thats right
turtle poweR!!

Apr 16, 2003

I guess some Decepticon's can just hold their liquor better than others.

Feb 21, 2003

OOWWWW
WHO PUT THIS FLOOR HERE

Dec 26, 2002

Rumble in the Jungle

Dec 3, 2002

WHEW!! That was alot easier going down than coming out!

Aug 22, 2002

Optimus..i took up crossdressing..does this bra bring out my chest?

Jul 10, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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