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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by grimlock2000

grimlock2000 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee: Hey, look you guys, it's Mini Me!
Kup: Speaking of mini me, did I tell you about the time I helped Austin Powers defeat Dr. Evil?
Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, wanna get shagged!

When Trypticon attacks!

Trypticon:Ooooh, yummy.
Two eaten people later ...
Girl:why didn't you eat me?
Trypticon:Your hair's paint job is yellow, yellow gives me acid indigestion.

When Trypticon attacks!

Trypticon: Ooooh,yummy.
2 eaten people later....

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Holy krap, that time it came out bigger than Primus himself! Wait, I'll give it a spark and use my krap to defeat Primus! Noone can stop me now...Ahh

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Little Boy: Hey everybody, I'm Megatron, the big, fat jerk

Megatron: Thank you, now beat it!

Blaster with foam on him

Blaster: Next time i'm in the back seat and you go for a car wash, SHUT THE WINDOWS!

Jazz:Sorry

Reflector makes a pyramid

R2&R3:Can you see over it yet?

R1:No,not yet [whispers] Dang, she's hot!

Grimlocks little secret

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Grimlocks little secret

Grimlock: Do you come with ravioli?
Wreck-Gar: Try Chef-Boy-R-Dee, "boy that stuff is good. Uh...it's that way!"

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

Thundercracker: Hey, I didn't know Bumblebee slept with his eyes open.
Skywarp: The way he fights, I didn't know he slept.

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